2021 Houston Texans Ain't Shit Season Thread

[TonyTexas 10478]

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[Smax 3799]

he looks thrilled ....

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

F***!!!!

[Ignatius 3995]

Alright; going on ceiling

[Ignatius 3995]

Hey man, he's automatically the best DB on the team....

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Lol. We have the dumbest fucking front office. No one should be shocked. 
 

sauce is heads above stingley. 

Edited April 29, 2022 by Rockethorn1978

[tx 3 putt 76159]

LuLz 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Just now, Ignatius said:

Hey man, he's automatically the best DB on the team....

per the lsu homer, he’s a great pick !

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

Hurt constantly . Quit on his team. He’ll fit in well on the Texans. Caserio just as regarded as every Texan’s GM. Check out those eyes. Touched by the angels. 
 

Edited April 29, 2022 by billfromlaketravis

[YChang 3430]

Bleah…

[Macklemore 2898]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Lol. We have the dumbest fucking front office. No one should be shocked. 
 

sauce is heads above stingley. 

Motherfucking this. I fucking hate the Texans

[MonkeyDoughnut 10134]

[LTtxfan 48928]

At #3 pick in the draft they take Stingley from Lsu ???

[Updawg 2260]

he looks thrilled ....

Ha, he didn’t look too happy

At least he is close to home

[Macklemore 2898]

Ok so what is the injury for Stingley?

[Slacks 6791]

These MFers didn't even pick the best CB.

I'm not convinced Stingley has love. I don't know why. I just don't feel it.  I think Sauce wants to be the best...  Again not sure why i feel that.

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Ok so what is the injury for Stingley?

Dude

[Macklemore 2898]

Just now, clapclapclap said:

Dude

A fucking Lisfranc!! That’s not a minor injury 

[Slacks 6791]

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Ok so what is the injury for Stingley?

Lis Franc. Supposedly healed.

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Ok so what is the injury for Stingley?

I believe it’s  lisfranc. Which is nagging. Not ideal when you have to sprint constantly. 
 

I would have been fine with Juice. 
 

This is why the Texans suck. 

Edited April 29, 2022 by billfromlaketravis

[tx 3 putt 76159]

And quit on his team 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Sauce is gonna be a superstar. And we just fucked it up. 

[Slacks 6791]

Sauce will be a star.

Stingley, I hope.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Looking forward to the next pick. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

Still don’t understand the Stingley hype but good luck I guess. Every time I’ve turned on a LSU game he was getting burnt but we’ll see

[Ignatius 3995]

Lol you before the fucking combine you fools would have been happy with Hamilton at #3. Calm down, Stingley has Pro Bowl-level skills, and he's probably better than Sauce in a zone scheme. I'd have rather had an OL, but whatever...

[Brothahorn 10085]

2022 Houston Texans Draft Ain't Shit

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

Caserio got cute. Very cute. He’s either a crossed eyed regard or he figures Cross or Thibs would be there at 13. He better be right. 

[Macklemore 2898]

Yeah I trust Robert Saleh’s opinion any day over the dumb fuck Texans. I though those stupid fucks were about “culture”. A guy who quit on his team. Fit in perfectly with Tunsil and the other fucks who didn’t do shit last year and forced their way off the team. Jets picked the next Richard Sherman. 

[Brothahorn 10085]

1 minute ago, Ignatius said:

Lol you before the fucking combine you fools would have been happy with Hamilton at #3. Calm down, Stingley has Pro Bowl-level skills, and he's probably better than Sauce in a zone scheme. I'd have rather had an OL, but whatever...

I wanted the OL from Bama.

[Monty Capuletti 107]

Can't wait to see how we screw up the 13th pick.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

1 minute ago, Ignatius said:

Lol you before the fucking combine you fools would have been happy with Hamilton at #3. Calm down, Stingley has Pro Bowl-level skills, and he's probably better than Sauce in a zone scheme. I'd have rather had an OL, but whatever...

Sure mrs casserio 

[TonyTexas 10478]

He ran a 4.37 at his pro day. Think how fast he’ll be when his lisfranc injury heals

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

wish he would have said the New York fucking giants select. 
 

then shot the finger at roger.

[HtownHorn 14446]

OL falling, this is a good thing.

[Yev Kassem 1026]

Texans fans booed when they drafted JJ Watt. I was at the draft party that night when it happened. I’m a proud Texans fan (for whatever reason), but most Texans fans are fucking morons. Glad to see most of the opinions on tonight’s pick fit the bill. 

[TonyTexas 10478]

How many of you armchair GMs said WTF when the Texans picked David Mills last year?

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

He ran a 4.37 at his pro day. Think how fast he’ll be when his lisfranc injury heals

Sure mrs stingley

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

How many of you armchair GMs said WTF when the Texans picked David Mills last year?

I’m still saying wtf about that shitty qb.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

1 minute ago, Yev Kassem said:

Texans fans booed when they drafted JJ Watt. I was at the draft party that night when it happened. I’m a proud Texans fan (for whatever reason), but most Texans fans are fucking morons. Glad to see most of the opinions on tonight’s pick fit the bill. 

Oh yea perfect example. Thanks for posting.

[HtownHorn 14446]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

How many of you armchair GMs said WTF when the Texans picked David Mills last year?

I liked the pick, as well as Nico Collins. I think a competent OC will get more production out of both in year 2.

[Macklemore 2898]

2 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Texans fans booed when they drafted JJ Watt. I was at the draft party that night when it happened. I’m a proud Texans fan (for whatever reason), but most Texans fans are fucking morons. Glad to see most of the opinions on tonight’s pick fit the bill. 

Icono is that you?

[HtownHorn 14446]

Just now, Macklemore said:

Icono is that you?

Wait, I thought you were Icono.

[TonyTexas 10478]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sure mrs stingley

You are only happy if the Texans/Rockets/Astros do exactly what  you  think should happen. Which never occurs because you are a fucking idiot. 

[Macklemore 2898]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Wait, I thought you were Icono.

LOL. I hate the Texans unlike that freak and am no Cougar High fan.

[Ignatius 3995]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Wait, I thought you were Icono.

Lol yeah I totally did too; WTF?

[Gourmand 7774]

Stingley is going to be a bigger star than Sauce Gardner. Y'all are reactionary anti-Texans boo birds.

[TonyTexas 10478]

Macklemore is Icono

[Gourmand 7774]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

LOL. I hate the Texans .

SO WHY ARE YOU HERE? GO AWAY.

[HtownHorn 14446]

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

LOL. I hate the Texans unlike that freak and am no Cougar High fan.