2021 Houston Texans Ain't Shit Season Thread

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

You are only happy if the Texans/Rockets/Astros do exactly what  you  think should happen. Which never occurs because you are a fucking idiot. 

Oh yea the Texans have really shown how to run a franchise. I’m such a fucking idiot compared to how genius you are. 

[TexasGolf 5467]

Wanted Ikem

[Macklemore 2945]

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

SO WHY ARE YOU HERE? GO AWAY.

I’m from Houston

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

12 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

He ran a 4.37 at his pro day. Think how fast he’ll be when his lisfranc injury heals

Speaking of dumb af posts. Oh yea I bet he will run a 4.00 forty! Maybe even 3.85! Stupid fucking moron. 

[Macklemore 2945]

I would have been happy with Ekwonu

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

Wanted Ikem

What? You idiot! The Texans know what they’re doing! And you don’t! Armchair GM! You don’t know anything! The Texans are the best and know how to draft! 

[Gourmand 7778]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Oh yea the Texans have really shown how to run a franchise. I’m such a fucking idiot compared to how genius you are. 

The ownership is undoubtedly an embarrassment but Caserio deserves a longer leash than this thread allows. 

 

[Ignatius 4148]

Would really like to see a trade up or down with #13...

[TonyTexas 10785]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Speaking of dumb af posts. Oh yea I bet he will run a 4.00 forty! Maybe even 3.85! Stupid fucking moron. 

Your. sarcasm meter is shut off. As is your brain

[billfromlaketravis 11846]

Giants just won the draft?

[TonyTexas 10785]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Giants just won the draft?

Yep

[tx ind 7057]

22 minutes ago, Snacks said:

Lis Franc. Supposedly healed.

[Updawg 2387]

The ownership is undoubtedly an embarrassment but Caserio deserves a longer leash than this thread allows. 
 

I agree with this. He hasn’t been bad considering what he inherited. I’ll give them some time. I’m definitely barely hanging on by a thread though

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Your. sarcasm meter is shut off. As is your brain

[billfromlaketravis 11846]

Come on Texans. Trade the 13th pick and a second to move to Garrett Wilson at 9. Just get this shit over with. 

[Updawg 2387]

Kind of wonder if sauce blew his interviews so they wouldn’t pick him and the jets would. Definitely seems that way

[MonkeyDoughnut 10809]

8 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

The ownership is undoubtedly an embarrassment but Caserio deserves a longer leash than this thread allows. 

 

I'll give him until pick 13... But I doubt he makes it to 14

[Gourmand 7778]

4 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Kind of wonder if sauce blew his interviews so they wouldn’t pick him and the jets would. Definitely seems that way

I liked Sauce a lot because he had great college career but his entire brand focus and look at meeeeee schtick raises red flags imo. 

[billfromlaketravis 11846]

And Caserio shoots himself in the face. Expected. 

Edited April 29, 2022 by billfromlaketravis

[Ignatius 4148]

If Hamilton were there at #13 I would grab him and not think twice about it. Massive upgrade to the secondary….

[tx 3 putt 78730]

There go the OT’s 

[tx 3 putt 78730]

#13 spot will be hot for a qb pick 

[billfromlaketravis 11846]

Caserio committing hari-kirinafter that Jets pick. 
 

Silver lining. 

[Brothahorn 10097]

Are those pearls?

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

We need players that are >immediate< game changers and Stingley has that ability.  Might as well swing for the fences.  We got nuthin’ to lose.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10809]

We'll end up with Johnson at 13 won't they...

[Ignatius 4148]

Edit - nm, here comes the saints

Edited April 29, 2022 by Ignatius

[HtownHorn 15236]

Saints just moved up for a QB.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10809]

Wash. Will take Hamilton

Edited April 29, 2022 by MonkeyDoughnut
Nevermind

[tx 3 putt 78730]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Saints just moved up for a QB.

willis 

[Gourmand 7778]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

And Caserio shoot’s himself in the face. Expected. 

PFF has Stingley rated higher I think fwiw

[Macklemore 2945]

Just now, Gourmand said:

PFF has Stingley rated higher I think fwiw

Lance had Sauce much higher. Stingley is in his boom or bust grade level while Sauce as a Year 1 starter 

[TonyTexas 10785]

Hamilton or Johnson at #13?

[Ignatius 4148]

Stop shilling and get on with the fuckkng draft

[HtownHorn 15236]

Man giving up 2 picks for a WR is a lot.

[Ignatius 4148]

Wow the saints prolly could have stayed put and grabbed olave

[HtownHorn 15236]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Hamilton or Johnson at #13?

I hope Hamilton. Secondary is 100% improved from last year.

[Ignatius 4148]

Ah shit; trade back with philly

Edited April 29, 2022 by Ignatius

[Gourmand 7778]

1 minute ago, Ignatius said:

So either Johnson, Hamilton, or Williams guaranteed

Take Williams!

[MonkeyDoughnut 10809]

1 minute ago, Ignatius said:

So either Johnson, Hamilton, or Williams guaranteed

[Gourmand 7778]

TEXANS TRADE DOWN

[HtownHorn 15236]

This round is bananas.

[Macklemore 2945]

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

TEXANS TRADE DOWN

What do we get?

[TonyTexas 10785]

Texans now have 13 picks  This strategy really fits in to the notion that this draft is deep in the middle rounds

 

Edited April 29, 2022 by TonyTexas

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

I wonder how the Texans front office is dealing with the draft being in Sin City? 

[Macklemore 2945]

Eagles Texans trade: 13 for 15,124,162,166

[Yev Kassem 1078]

Was actually hoping they’d stay at 12 and draft Jordan Davis. Dude is gonna be an absolute monster. 

[HtownHorn 15236]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Texans now have 13 picks

 

That's a lot of ammo to move up in the 2nd and 3rd rounds.

[HtownHorn 15236]

Just now, Yev Kassem said:

Was actually hoping they’d stay at 12 and draft Jordan Davis. Dude is gonna be an absolute monster. 

Could still get him at 15.

[Macklemore 2945]

That’s a good trade. Have to give credit when it’s due on that one.