2021 Houston Texans Ain't Shit Season Thread

[Ignatius 4000]

Man if we end up with Johnson or Hamilton at 15 I’ll be pumped, plus we have a lot of extra picks to jump up into the back end of the first round and grab an interior OL….

[HtownHorn 14468]

1 minute ago, Ignatius said:

Man if we end up with Johnson or Hamilton at 15 I’ll be pumped, plus we have a lot of extra picks to jump up into the back end of the first round and grab an interior OL….

Yeah, I didn't think about that. Move their 2nd and a couple more to move back into the 1st.

[Ignatius 4000]

Lol I’d forgotten how much fun the draft is when you don’t have to wait until 10PM on fucking Friday to make your first pick….

[Rip76 4912]

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Could still get him at 15.

Welp

[tx 3 putt 76296]

6 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I wonder how the Texans front office is dealing with the draft being in Sin City? 

heavy prayer 

[Macklemore 2871]

Another player I wanted. Jordan Davis. A guy we could have drafted if we stayed put.

[HtownHorn 14468]

Just now, Rip76 said:

Welp

Sad trombone. I liked him too. Of course, with the dearth of talent on the Texans it's easy to like all of these kids.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10138]

Hamilton about to go to ravens too...

[Yev Kassem 1026]

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Could still get him at 15.

Nah that’s why Philly traded up to 13 to get him. Texans had no intention of drafting him, which is disappointing.

[HtownHorn 14468]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Another player I wanted. Jordan Davis. A guy we could have drafted if we stayed put.

Yeah, but what if we turned him into 2 starters?

[Ignatius 4000]

Maybe we overreached at 3, but flipside we’ve got a shot at a dude with our 2nd first rounder who could’ve gone in the top 8, plus a 4th and two 5ths.

jesus, don’t fuck this up lol…

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

The roger goddell bear hug is so over the top. 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Yeah, but what if we turned him into 2 starters?

Because we’re the Texans?

[HtownHorn 14468]

1 minute ago, Yev Kassem said:

Nah that’s why Philly traded up to 13 to get him. Texans had no intention of drafting him, which is disappointing.

I was thinking QB, but I thought the same thing with NO. Obviously, no one likes the QBs in this draft.

[HtownHorn 14468]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Because we’re the Texans?

Your schtick is tiresome.

[LW Goatman 1117]

Seems like this thread doesn't need a year to proceed it. Y'all do this every year?

[LTtxfan 48952]

Good for Texans to stack 3 more picks for only moving 2 spots...

Now move around in Draft and get good players

[TonyTexas 10481]

I think Johnson is a bigger need, in a sea of needs, than Hamilton 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Your schtick is tiresome.

Lol you bitch on every team thread blaming every coach or manager we have and my schtick is tiresome? LOFuckingL

[MonkeyDoughnut 10138]

Welp..about to pick an aggy.. Green to Texans.

 (Ducks)

 

[Ignatius 4000]

Alright man, we’ve got a pass rusher here that we’d have been happy with at 13, plus 3 extra picks…

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

Too cute again. Caserio is the dumbest guy in the room who thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room. BoB 2.0.

[The Earl of Texas 3131]

Jermaine. Don’t overthink this one. Make your new CB even better by getting pass rush,

[Ignatius 4000]

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Welp..about to pick an aggy.. Green to Texans.

 (Ducks)

 

Shit man, I’d be OK with him or Zion Johnson here…

[Macklemore 2871]

The Ravens once again showing why they’re top 3 when it comes to best run organizations in the NFL. They’re coaching, scouting and personnel department with Ozzie and now DeCosta have always been light years better than the Texans. Kyle Hamilton is a great pick and be is going to be great for Baltimore. God damn it.

Edited April 29, 2022 by Macklemore

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

This pick should be obvious and be Johnson. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10138]

Such a reach...

[tx 3 putt 76296]

Green it is 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Hahahahahahaba

[Macklemore 2871]

FUCKING AGGY. FUCK THE TEXANS

[Dennis Taylor 18690]

Terrible pick. Fat tub of shit

Edited April 29, 2022 by Dennis Taylor

[Yev Kassem 1026]

Now that’s a truly awful pick. 

[billfromlaketravis 11357]

Kill me. Reached on Green. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10138]

He looks excited to be a Texan

[Halohal 498]

Little brother to little brother

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

[tx ind 6997]

such a joke.  At least i'll be able to take my football obsessed 6 yr old to games for peanuts.

Edited April 29, 2022 by tx ind

[MonkeyDoughnut 10138]

I like Green just not at 15... I can't do it anymore....just can't commit any more brain cells.. out

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

You know you’re reaching in the top 20 when the guy you are picking is not even at the fucking draft

[Tex-19 2869]

LSU and A&M with the top two pics. Picking for ticket sales?

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I like Green just not at 15... I can't do it anymore....just can't commit any more brain cells.. out

Well they’re out of picks tonight so it’s a good time to duck out

[The Earl of Texas 3131]

You know I don’t hate it. We had two first rounders and went D on one and O with the other. 
 

 

[Mo Horn 8807]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

You know you’re reaching in the top 20 when the guy you are picking is not even at the fucking draft

Well the 1st pick wasn't there, so not sure your point is valid

[Gourmand 7774]

 

[Gourmand 7774]

Y'all are so fucking predictable

[Updawg 2261]

LSU and A&M with the top two pics. Picking for ticket sales?

Wouldn’t surprise me

[TonyTexas 10481]

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

 

What do say about that @Macklemore?  Since you used him to bolster your Sauce vs Stingley argument 

[Bevo 13516]

[HtownHorn 14468]

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

Y'all are so fucking predictable

Yep. If Green had gone to Texas, they would be jizzing themselves over this pick. I can recognize he had a very productive career at aggy, and will likely be a 10 year starter for the Texans on the interior with the chance to play RT in emergencies.

[Ignatius 4000]

Per the draft value chart, our 2nd plus our early 3rd would be enough to bump up to Green Bay’s pick at 21.

Fucking crazy that Johnson is dropping like this, did he get caught with a dead woman or a live boy?