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[Game Thread] Owls at Longhorns

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11 hours ago, immamac said:

Today is a Saturday we hoped would never come after Sarkisian's hire. The Saturday after a loss. Today's tailgating beers and beverages are going to be consumed with an irrational fear of the smart kids from Houston. 

Setting that aside, it's going to be a beautiful day again for playing football, and much like last week we have a healthy slate of games to hold us over for the main course on tonight's menu, TORCHED OWL. 

Fuck the haters, Fuck the whiners it's time to gorilla boof the Owls. They couldn't possibly dumb enough (as the smart kids from Houston) to think that the transitive property works in College Football could they? The Owls field a team with arguably the highest IQ in the state, possibly the country, they are going to use trickeration and scheme to their advantage. Spoiler alert: It won't work

Casey Thompson is leading the Longhorns onto the field today to "score some more in garbage time" against the owls. Casey is going to make Rice's 1's look like 2's, because it's all he knows. The gameplan is simple, ALL GAS NO BRAKES. The Longhorns will start early and launch a relentless attack of Touchdowns on both sides of the ball. Anything less than 7 Touchdowns will be disappointing and Casey isn't into let downs and neither is another fella named Bijan Robinson. D'Shawn Jamison is seeking redemption in the form of kick returns and some backfield crimes are forecast for Moro Ojomo. 

The Burnt Ends are playing a critical role in today's game, caging the owl defenders and evading detection downfield on critical downs. Jared Wiley returns to the field to contribute in a limited capacity, which means 2TD's. Keep the subscriptions rolling in, we are IN THE BONUS MONEY.

Horns up. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late, Wear Orange. It's GAMEDAY.

Crack you first beverage NOW and enjoy the day to come. The Longhorns have something they'd like to show you.

Hook 'Em

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Nice call. Now Wiley only owes us one more TD tonight.

Damn good call. 

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