[Game Thread] Owls at Longhorns

[USNALonghorn 5186]

These repetitive commercials make me want to hang myself with fishing line.

[Nueces River Rat 5796]

Alex Chappell has some nice tata tatas 

[Hank_Hill 20052]

Just now, TucoRamirez said:

well they are in texas....

Heyooooo

[Topper13 3637]

See tht mic placement on Alex...I do.

[Laxtonto 13302]

This sideline reporter doesn’t seem very rude…. I’m disappointment..

[RamjetFDO 10653]

Thanks Yahoo Sports.

[honolulu horn 6230]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

its not about the size of a  bulls ass, its the fight in the ass, no wait.....its not about the fight in the mouse, its the.....what the fuck am I talking about. 

I could get a good look at a bull's ass....no, wait...

 

Edited September 19, 2021 by honolulu horn

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

This game is going to end at 11 thanks to all the fucking long commercials.  

well it didnt help that the kickoff which was scheduled for 7 didnt happen until around 7:20

[Radical Larry 28822]

Can we swap out Lowell for Lowell from Wings?

[CooterBrown 18288]

We're going to win, and we'll probably cover easily, but I think we all see some serious problems.  

Games like this suck because all they usually do is get your hopes up because you look good. However, we still kinda look like shit. We still can’t execute against math majors.

[ztejas 44227]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

its not about the size of a  bulls ass, its the fight in the ass, no wait.....its not about the fight in the mouse, its the.....what the fuck am I talking about. 

Sir I'd like to offer you a job with the Longhorn Network.

[Valmy77 13626]

Our team isn't great and we can lose to lots of teams on our schedule but you guys really have to stop the TCU phobia. It's pretty pathetic 

[ztejas 44227]

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

Games like this suck because all they usually do is get your hopes up because you look good. However, we still kinda look like shit. We still can’t execute against math majors.

We can't execute? We're kicking the absolute shit out of this team. The only issue is a roster issue which has been apparent in every game so far. 

[THUJONE 4550]

OMG the commercials. Fuck LHN

[TommyGufano 6023]

Vape Monster looked like she coulda been a babe

[DaysOff 8209]

Can we swap out Lowell for Lowell from Wings?

Such a great show.

[MillerEP 30907]

Why does Rice play Texas?

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

We still can’t execute math majors.

How I read it and agreed

[hornsm 131]

kstate looks better than tcu

[Laxtonto 13302]

[Ellellelle 355]

These commercials are so plentiful...

[Deej 77830]

Just now, MillerEP said:

Why does Rice play Texas?

[williemackgarza 1826]

Fuck snoop a loop.
Usc lovin fuck

[ztejas 44227]

Just now, DaysOff said:

Such a great show.

 

[Kdub 516]

Just now, MillerEP said:

Why does Rice play Texas?

Because we need an easy win

[Topper13 3637]

Just now, MillerEP said:

Why does Rice play Texas?

 

[Dark Horse 2429]

Life Pro-Tip: don’t watch the fucking commercials shit for brains. Go grab a beer or something. 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, williemackgarza said:

Fuck snoop a loop.
Usc lovin fuck

His kid played for UCLA

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

Anyone going to Winstar? Good commercial

[mr. sunshine 2859]

Don’t Let Arkansas Beat You Twice sounds like the shittiest Burt Reynolds movie sequel ever

[Nueces River Rat 5796]

How is the  Pico De Gallo burger?

[gsoda3 3362]

I’d have to go back and look, but both times Casey has been hit, I’m not sure it’s been on the OL. They seemed locked up on their guys and a free man came through.

I only saw one replay but on the INT the line actually did block everyone they were supposed to. The D tackle disengaged when he saw the RB go left and then found the hole vacated by the LG.

[USNALonghorn 5186]

Show some fucking pride, D-line

[williemackgarza 1826]

That trophy room bevo looks like the coop backyard colt

[ztejas 44227]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How is the  Pico De Gallo burger?

I like it. 

[ztejas 44227]

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

His kid played for UCLA

Because he couldn't play for SC.

[Rhinotx 506]

3 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Why does Rice play Texas?

Because it’s hard. 

[honolulu horn 6230]

I can't believe this game started 75 minutes ago and we are only 5 minutes into the second quarter. And these are two running offenses. Thanks LHN for the 10 minutes of commercials every break. Jesus. 

[Bigbend1812 13059]

3 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Why does Rice play Texas?

Eeerrrrraa,  fuck this backup QB

[Steelers Roll Left 1298]

4 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

OMG the commercials. Fuck LHN

[Valmy77 13626]

3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

How I read it and agreed

Damn math majors deserve no less.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, Rhinotx said:

Because it’s hard. 

Thanks for sharing I guess

[MIkeHoncho 2024]

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How is the  Pico De Gallo burger?

Awesome

[Topper13 3637]

2 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How is the  Pico De Gallo burger?

It's no green chile bacon burger

[WinningIsHard 4171]

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Can we swap out Lowell for Lowell from Wings?

It’s gotta be the Lowell that ate mushrooms and hallucinated. Haha 

[Pig Bellmont 8886]

Not super impressed. I think Tech could be a problem for us 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13435]

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Why does Rice play Texas?

I was at a high school party years ago and watched some dude get the shit beat out of him. At the next weekend’s party, the same guy found some small drunk dude to beat up and redeem himself. 
 

Oh, you didn’t ask why Texas plays Rice…

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

damn  

 

we are gonna let them dink and dunk right down the fucking field

[HtownHorn 15236]

Ojomo was just pancaked on the previous play. TV announcer, Ojomo is awesome.

[BurntOrange&White 41865]

Are we going to cover the flats?