Tech Game Week

[RollLeft 5040]

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Taking the Brazilian to her first football game ever. Y’all be on the lookout for a ginger out kicking his coverage.

Is that the new term being used for Sugar Babies?  Brazilian?  

[Ron Swanson 176]

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Taking the Brazilian to her first football game ever. Y’all be on the lookout for a ginger out kicking his coverage.

Don't we have rules here?

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Taking the Brazilian to her first football game ever. Y’all be on the lookout for a ginger out kicking his coverage.

enhance.... enhance.....

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[Knoxtnhorn 5936]

Annoying teacher at my school emailed me an upside down Hook 'Em.  I responded with a Mountain West conference logo. 

She told me I won.  

[utee94 15746]

5 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Annoying teacher at my school emailed me an upside down Hook 'Em.  I responded with a Mountain West conference logo. 

She told me I won.  

Well played, sir!

[markstanco 12509]

Can never go wrong with the reverse jinx

You jinxed the reverse jinx by calling out the reverse jinx.

TF is wrong with you?

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

2 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Print a Tortilla Tech Skill Position Depth Chart, tape that fucker to your wall, and throw a dart at it.
 

 

it’s science.

Do they have a small white WR?  If so bet the farm on him. 

[ousux 5587]

I just want to know which person will have a career day against us 

Are we sure Taysom Hill didnt transfer to sand aggy?

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

33 minutes ago, Ron Swanson said:

Don't we have rules here?

 

17 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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You are looking in the wrong forum. 

[markstanco 12509]

Don't we have rules here?

Yea we do. And he followed the rules a while back.

[markstanco 12509]

You are looking in the wrong forum. 

DBS beat me to it.

[Hank_Hill 18494]

1 hour ago, Ron Swanson said:

Don't we have rules here?

[LTtxfan 48980]

Siap...

Texas Longhorns vs. Texas Tech Red Raiders: Full Game Preview & Breakdown

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Taking the Brazilian to her first football game ever. Y’all be on the lookout for a ginger out kicking his coverage.

So you shaved your junk and named it?

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Siap...

Texas Longhorns vs. Texas Tech Red Raiders: Full Game Preview & Breakdown

My full game preview and breakdown.

Texas:  Casey balls out.

Tceh:  Pain

[dec3169 501]

On 9/20/2021 at 11:34 AM, gmr548 said:

Cruise control deactivates if you touch the brake, so it’s very much no brakes.

Has it occurred to anyone that All Gas No Brakes could also mean the engine gets flooded from all that gas, and we crash into a concrete barricade due to no brakes?

[boilerhorn 1335]

1 hour ago, dec3169 said:

Has it occurred to anyone that All Gas No Brakes could also mean the engine gets flooded from all that gas, and we crash into a concrete barricade due to no brakes?

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

[Thatguy 8505]

7 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

My full game preview and breakdown.

Texas:  Casey balls out.

Tceh:  Pain

  Is this you?

[Herbie Hancock 7307]

Bijan goes for 150+ and 3 td’s. Mark it 8 dude

[Leanderman 2267]

Go Horns. Beat Tceh.

[MirrOlure 14627]

Anyone else having trouble downloading tickets?

[Longboard Horn 40145]

[brakeman 28253]

texas!

Edited September 25, 2021 by brakeman
fight!

[stork642 4498]

11 hours ago, dec3169 said:

Has it occurred to anyone that All Gas No Brakes could also mean the engine gets flooded from all that gas, and we crash into a concrete barricade due to no brakes?

Satya is envious of this post.  

[Nivek 16861]

11 hours ago, dec3169 said:

Has it occurred to anyone that All Gas No Brakes could also mean the engine gets flooded from all that gas, and we crash into a concrete barricade due to no brakes?

Stuck injectors? or flooded carb?   

[mdleast 8262]

Damn. Bama is going for their 100th straight win against unranked opponents. Meanwhile we are going for our second.

[jw4381 3063]

[Herpa Derpa 6112]

11 hours ago, dec3169 said:

Has it occurred to anyone that All Gas No Brakes could also mean the engine gets flooded from all that gas, and we crash into a concrete barricade due to no brakes?

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

41 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Anyone else having trouble downloading tickets?

Yeah.  Of course the fact that I didn't pay for any tickets might have something to do with that.

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

11 hours ago, dec3169 said:

Has it occurred to anyone that All Gas No Brakes could also mean the engine gets flooded from all that gas, and we crash into a concrete barricade due to no brakes?

Has it occurred to anyone that Sark actually said All Gas and No Breaks in reference to a Taco Bell lunch before an afternoon long meeting?

[mdleast 8262]

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

10 minutes ago, mdleast said:

 

BMF

[Castilian Cum Stain 25]

Theyassmydude

[Longboard Horn 40145]

Pregame this morning. Overshown looks like Will Smith from Wild Wild West. Bout to head to a shootout at the OK Corral. 

[BigHorn'13 3355]

19 minutes ago, mdleast said:

 

Not a boots or cowboy hat type of guy, and I couldn't/wouldn't even try, but that look is fantastic on O.

[BurntOrange&White 39661]

8 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Not a boots or cowboy hat type of guy, and I couldn't/wouldn't even try, but that look is fantastic on O.

don’t worry surly boot mafia will be along to and bitch that they’re not ropers

[BigHorn'13 3355]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

don’t worry surly boot mafia will be along to and bitch that they’re not ropers

No shit... Square versus pointy whatever the fuck seems pretty stupid for anyone from the city or suburbs. 

[mdleast 8262]

You know what they say about the size and shape of a man’s boots….

[Longboard Horn 40145]

Who wore it best?

[Red Five 40665]

Agent J vs Agent O.

[Knoxtnhorn 5936]

Geez.  Never been besmitten with her, but Danica Patrick looks pretty dang good today. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

On 9/24/2021 at 12:09 PM, Johnny Sack said:

Game seems like a toss up to me.  Until I see more from this team they are very suspect given the turd laid in Arkansas.

Well I nailed the shit out of this one. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7170]

I don't particularly care about beating tech, but I care about beating tech as a signal that we've improved from game 2 to game 4 and have a chance to compete with the better teams in conference.

That'll do.

Still some work to do on defense, but if you were looking for clear improvement as a team from game 2 to game 4, not sure you need to see much more to feel optimistic.

Yes, our next two games will be better opponents than tech, but we don't need to win them all by 35.

These coaches are doing work and it's showing up. Now let's just shore up that defense and we'll be rolling.

[hornian 5205]

20 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

My full game preview and breakdown.

Texas:  Casey balls out.

Tceh:  Pain

This was pretty accurate. 

[Lhorn 4886]

7 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Geez.  Never been besmitten with her, but Danica Patrick looks pretty dang good today. 

I’ve always been a fan. Where would i have seen this today?

[Knoxtnhorn 5936]

Just now, Lhorn said:

I’ve always been a fan. Where would i have seen this today?

GameDay guest picker.