Cowboys @ Chargers: Week 2

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

How the fuck do you have a roughing the punter on 4th and 20? What an impressively fucking stupid franchise top to bottom; from their owner down to the guy that scans tickets at the stadium. 

[Ghost of Shag 2730]

What a fucking idiot

[dcar00 14955]

our D is an abomination and we force a punt. TAKE THE BALL YOU IDIOT!

[Drew 2922]

Also when they going to take Jaylon off? Every time he’s on Eckler they immediately go to him

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

It's his 2nd game and Parsons has basically played 4 positions already.  He's definitely a stud.  

[Underdog 29176]

Well that's a break. 

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

All I can say is, that was a very Cowboys first half.

[Horndog 2295]

9 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Uh no. That's on HC.

Mike Mediocre?

[Drew 2922]

All I can say is, that was a very Cowboys first half.

A more true statement has never been uttered.

[Bullneck 19518]

PRetty wild play to end the half.

[ButtFumble 5287]

damn that was almost pretty sweet

[Sgt Hulk 14430]

At least we are in the history books 

[RamjetFDO 10648]

Fun ending. I'll take it.

[MadBurgerMaker 404]

Ha even not making it that was a cool play

[Sgt Hulk 14430]

Can we run that in real time 

[Drew 2922]

Wow that was so fucking close.

I would have fell over and died had they done it.

[Drew 2922]

I’ll be honest. The fact they’re not tied or down 4 going into half after that shit show is amazing.

The stupid punt call and no call on the 4th down pass would have changed the game a bit.

[Deej 77813]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

 would have fell over and died had they done it.

[Gucci_Suit 2824]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Can we run that in real time 

We can if we can get them to put 4 guys on their own 5 on every play. I’ll make some phone calls. 

[Drew 2922]

We can if we can get them to put 4 guys on their own 5 on every play. I’ll make some phone calls. 

They could have just called the TD play on every play.

[DougO 5264]

Weird, it looks like CBS is using the Elizabeth Taylor White Diamonds filter on sideline reporter Tracy Wolfson today.

[Drew 2922]

QB wasn’t even touched on 4th down. Just fell down.

Jealous.

[Zeus 6859]

Didn't call any of those holds but got there lineman down field

[dcar00 14955]

TO on 1st down 12min left in 3Q.  ridiculous

[Vic Mackey 47953]

I love burning timeouts with 12min to go in the 3rd!

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

In all fairness, the Chargers are trying to out-Dallas Dallas.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Wow, this defense sucks

[Vic Mackey 47953]

Lmao this defense.

[Pam Cummings 9868]

I dont understand going soft on 3rd and long. They get fucking burned every fucking time. You have to get pressure.

[gsoda3 3362]

That throw was wow

[Drew 2922]

3rd and 15. Can they do it?


Nope.

[Pam Cummings 9868]

This defense does not suck. The third down defensive playcalling fucking sucks.

[Drew 2922]

I mean why does this team continue to do this?

It’s almost unfair we have to watch the cowboys do this shit every week.

Defense and special teams suck or make bone headed plays.

Then Offense has to be perfect.

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

Oh, shit. Another third and long!

 

EDIT: Double oh, shit--the Cowboys held!!!

Edited September 19, 2021 by Braff Zacklin

[Drew 2922]

This defense does not suck. The third down defensive playcalling fucking sucks.

That’s fair. They always fall apart on 3rd and long. It’s just disgusting.

And they need a DB2. Make a trade or something. Jesus.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

This defense does not suck. The third down defensive playcalling fucking sucks.

oh it definitely sucks

[Drew 2922]

Oh, shit. Another third and long!

[hookem48 4846]

fucking Smith, that's an easy TD if the ball wasn't 2 yards behind the receiver

[Drew 2922]

I like how Jaylon celebrated like if he did anything at all.

That ball was behind. That’s it.

Why does this defense play off on 3rd and long?!?

[DougO 5264]

Jaylon should never be used in space in any way. Have him blitz or get the fuck off the field.

[Hermanator 7667]

Watching this game I get the sense Quinn is doing a great job but some of the defensive players just suck and are fucking it up. The San Diego Chargers of Los Angeles are trying to penalized themselves to death and the defense keeps letting them convert third and longs. 

[hookem48 4846]

Just now, Drew said:

I like how Jaylon celebrated like if he did anything at all.

That ball was behind. That’s it.

Why does this defense play off on 3rd and long?!?

watching sports today is such a beating because of shit like that, easy fucking td but the ball was behind him and Smith celebrating like he had anything whatsoever to do with the incompletion.

[Patrick Bateman 3966]

He's not perfect, but one thing the Cowboys brain trust got right is Kellen Moore is a talented play caller.

[Hermanator 7667]

36 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

It's his 2nd game and Parsons has basically played 4 positions already.  He's definitely a stud.  

That backup RT is going to need therapy for a while after this game. If Herbert was a mediocre or bad QB Parsons might have 3 sacks. 

Our backup RT has been way better than I could have ever thought possible. 

 

[dcar00 14955]

total Cowboys right there.  2nd and 5 at the 25 to out of FG range.  Kellen Moore is an idiot.

[Drew 2922]

And just like that. Offense makes any misstep at all. Sack. Bad okay call. Dropped pass. Penalty and they’re ducked.

[Pam Cummings 9868]

That was horrible by Dak. The first one to Lamb was on him too.

Edited September 19, 2021 by Pam Cummings

[hookem48 4846]

nice decision on the punt return, lol

[gsoda3 3362]

fucking Smith, that's an easy TD if the ball wasn't 2 yards behind the receiver

Kearse was there


Edit:. Nevermind he was not there, he would've scored.

[Drew 2922]

total Cowboys right there.  2nd and 5 at the 25 to out of FG range.  Kellen Moore is an idiot.

Execution matters too.

Sorry the offense was running smooth then hit a speed bump. You expect 10 yards on every play or what?

Unfortunately if the offense doesn’t score this team will lose.