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Posted
2 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Laundrie doesn't look like a 185lb professional fighter, but you are right it's not hard to imagine how a probably 140-150lb male can easily manhandle an 80lb chick.

Yeah but that skinny dude beat this monster

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Some dudes are wirey strong

Posted
1 hour ago, Hate said:

That dude is going to try to escape.  He's apparently in some gator infested swamp right now.  He's going to be found alive some days after police "find evidence" that suggests a gator got him. 

I know who we need to call...

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Posted
1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Yeah but that skinny dude beat this monster

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Some dudes are wirey strong

Ok. That dude doesn’t look much stronger than the first guy, he’s just more defined. Not super bulky. 
 

Regardless,  Laundrie still resembles nothing like any UFC fighter. There’s a big difference in physique from a wiry strong person & anemic soyboys like Laundrie. 

Posted
6 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

Shit bag parents paying to keep him hidden acting like hes missing and presumed dead.
Hes prolly on fyre island

Paying with what? Have you seen the house they live in? Unless they're secret millionaires living in a lower middle class neighborhood for fun they don't have the connections and money to make their criminal kid escape the country and live it up in some no extradition island somewhere. 

This guy didn't pay attention. Never murder a cute young white woman you're connected to unless you have very rich daddy willing to set you up. 

There's an epidemic in this country and Canada of indigenous females disappearing and being murdered that the police don't give a shit about much less the media and public at large. Much easier to get away with.  

Posted
2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Naw that's perfect. If you can remember 9/11 that would mold you. i was just coming out of my little toddler blackout when Watergate was the big deal, so for me i expect presidents to all by scumbags. i think a better cutoff for Boomers would be if you could remember the Kennedy assassination. 

The oldest boomers were born in 46 and Kennedy was assassinated in 63 so the oldest were only 17. That would be a very short generation if you had to be able to remember that and by all accounts boomers were born into the early to mid 60s. 

So if we know boomers started in 1946 by definition of the name I'm curious to see how you would define the timelines of gen X, millennial, and Z. 

Posted
2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

 

 

A real bed and a quasi-toilet available inside that pop-top slide out probably would have prevented this murder. The dude's dad should be charged as an accessory for not letting them borrow it.

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Posted
1 minute ago, smuggs said:

A real bed and a quasi-toilet available inside that pop-top slide out probably would have prevented this murder. The dude's dad should be charged as an accessory for not letting them borrow it.

Nah, he would've killed her anyway, been there, done that:

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Posted
8 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

It is a little funny that our national parks are so infested with vloggers that you cant even get away with burying a chick without being caught on someone's Epic Video Diary

Murdering just aint the same these days

Posted
18 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

It is a little funny that our national parks are so infested with vloggers that you cant even get away with burying a chick without being caught on someone's Epic Video Diary

 

9 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Murdering just aint the same these days

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Posted
1 hour ago, cmontexas said:

It is a little funny that our national parks are so infested with vloggers that you cant even get away with burying a chick without being caught on someone's Epic Video Diary

The answer is pig farms..... or so I've been told by friends.

Posted
3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Paying with what? Have you seen the house they live in? Unless they're secret millionaires living in a lower middle class neighborhood for fun they don't have the connections and money to make their criminal kid escape the country and live it up in some no extradition island somewhere. 

This guy didn't pay attention. Never murder a cute young white woman you're connected to unless you have very rich daddy willing to set you up. 

There's an epidemic in this country and Canada of indigenous females disappearing and being murdered that the police don't give a shit about much less the media and public at large. Much easier to get away with.  

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Posted
8 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Maybe those accounts blocked him and it automatically made him unfollow. I don't know how Instagram works. 

That’s exactly how it works. No surprise nicole didn’t connect the dots.

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Posted
32 minutes ago, Helobious said:

That’s exactly how it works. No surprise nicole didn’t connect the dots.

Not on Instagram so I don’t know how it works either. I figured that was the case just put the tweet out there. But since connecting dots is your strong suit…lol

Posted
12 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Speaking as someone who traveled thousands of miles over a 4 week period last year with two young, self-absorbed, narcissistic, social media obsessed girls, he 100% killed her.

Mildly concerned, but repped nonetheless. 

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Posted
9 hours ago, Helobious said:

There’s no way that means anything. They made a movie about that book, it’s sci-fi. Has to do with aliens. And the women don’t really go “missing”, they get overtaken by the shimmer. Which itself was a depression metaphor. 

Well, now we know Brian Laundrie's Surly handle....

Posted
6 hours ago, Hermanator said:

The oldest boomers were born in 46 and Kennedy was assassinated in 63 so the oldest were only 17. That would be a very short generation if you had to be able to remember that and by all accounts boomers were born into the early to mid 60s. 

So if we know boomers started in 1946 by definition of the name I'm curious to see how you would define the timelines of gen X, millennial, and Z. 

Response spoilered, along with a commitment not to continue the convo here. 

Spoiler

It's not so much about how he would define them, it's about when all the experts who study demography, human development, and sociology define them. Otherwise, we're just talking about arbitrary delineations for dates of births.

The main issue here is that y'all are talking about a word ("generation") that is used in two very different ways in distinct fields. In genealogy and biology, the term is used in the way you're using it- the time between when a person is born and when they start to have children (the next "generation" in their family). This is about 25-30 years these days. However, it is much more commonly (colloquially and in the news, as well as most social science literature) used to refer to a common grouping or cohort of people, organized around shared experiences, events, technological developments, etc). So, when you use the terms established to refer to these latter groupings (Boomers, Gen X, Millennials, etc), you're using a term with agreed upon boundaries in the social science literature- not the parent-child relationships described in genealogy and biology. If you're curious, here are the generations, their fairly well-established delineations, and the events that shaped them:

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Daily Texan has officially turned into Nancy Graces maxi pad.  Congratulations you simpering pussies.  

Are you mad because you’re drunk or drunk because you’re mad?

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Daily Texan has officially turned into Nancy Graces maxi pad.  Congratulations you simpering pussies.  

Complaining - check

Mentions his favorite Fox News girl -check

Calling others pussies when meeting the actually definition of vagina through posting - check

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Posted (edited)
12 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Are you mad because you’re drunk or drunk because you’re mad?

Why not both?  

Im all for murder mysteries causing Nicole to get wet.  

I mean, it’s ok but maybe we should create a new forum called NY Post, or Fox News, where we post shit that rustles jimmies but has no fucking bearing on any other current events other than to distract your squirrel brains.  

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Posted
1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

SIAP

 

He didn't count on a bunch of online attention whores jumping at the chance to be in the next big Netflix true crime documentary series. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Deej said:

He didn't count on a bunch of online attention whores jumping at the chance to be in the next big Netflix true crime documentary series. 

With all the vloggers and cameras on every street corner and on doorbells and people filming everything with their phone it’s harder to get away with shit now days. 

Posted
14 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Internet rumor mill saying his body has been found hanging from a tree

There are a couple of rumors about Mobile and Tillman’s Corner Alabama. This is interesting. 

 

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