Gabby Petito case - Dude comes back from couple's cross-country road trip; she's missing, he's silent

[crash_davis 23108]

Hard to believe his parents weren't in on hiding him from the start. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

On 10/13/2021 at 6:57 PM, Nicole44 said:

They have better clips of this shit:

I just don’t get it. But still. 

[NorthLoop 14195]

5 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Hard to believe his parents weren't in on hiding him from the start. 

They knew he killed her. They helped him gtfo and lied about where he went. They just didn't realize he was gonna kill himself. 

[Chooky 13307]

BREAKING:  The human remains discovered earlier in Lee County is the dried husk of Dog the Bounty Hunter.  He isn't deceased.  He was taking a nap.  Sources within the Lee County Sheriff's Department report that the search for Brian Laundrie will continue.  When pushed to explain the fetid odor of death and decay wafting from Dog's body, a forensic specialist stated "leather pants and rattlesnake skin boots are less than ideal attire for a swamp."  When asked if the forensics team was disappointed that Duane Chapman is not dead they had no comment.

[Nicole44 22059]

From the reporter who has been on this 24/7 if anyone cares to follow along:

 

[Nicole44 22059]

FBI presser coming shortly. CNN said not yet determined if his corpse has been found. Said confusing because have both a coroner and cadaver dog. Are they looking for more remains is what they are saying? Or did the just find items? Parents might be in deep shit. All according to CNN. 

[Nicole44 22059]

Presser now with FBI: confirmation of what appears to be human remains and a backpack and notebook found belonging to Dirty. Area was previously underwater. Maybe his parents actually did kill him? 

[immortal13 4059]

I was rooting for Dawg to haul in Laundrie in chains....well before he sprained his ankle and pussied out anyway

[DonkeyCigars 143]

It’s exhausting being right about obvious things all the time. I’m exhausted.

[0xdeadbeef 1651]

35 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Presser now with FBI: confirmation of what appears to be human remains and a backpack and notebook found belonging to Dirty. Area was previously underwater. Maybe his parents actually did kill him? 

 

That would certainly change my opinion of his parents.

 

[jdhorn92 1548]

So we thinking the gators got him?  Shot himself and donated his body to the general welfare of the preserve wildlife?

[Deej 76768]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Presser now with FBI: confirmation of what appears to be human remains and a backpack and notebook found belonging to Dirty. Area was previously underwater. Maybe his parents actually did kill him? 

That was my theory. Maybe they just waited for enough decomposition to destroy the evidence before "stumbling across" his belongings. 

[Nicole44 22059]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

That was my theory. Maybe they just waited for enough decomposition to destroy the evidence before "stumbling across" his belongings. 

Yeah. We just happened to find his backpack and notebook. Or it’s a completely different dead person. That they killed and planted with his shit? Or they killed their son. Or he was partially eaten by an alligator. Or he died from exposure. Or he offed himself. So many options

[Modessit 5600]

Yeah. We just happened to find his backpack and notebook. Or it’s a completely different dead person. That they killed and planted with his shit? Or they killed their son. Or he was partially eaten by an alligator. Or he died from exposure. Or he offed himself. So many options

Any homeless men of that general build missing from any surrounding counties? Or might want to check Brian's Grindr account.

[conVINCEd 21469]

If I ever need to go on the lam I hope I can do a little better than hiding in a swamp.

[txhorns 2409]

13 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

If I ever need to go on the lam I hope I can do a little better than hiding in a swamp.

Just hide in South Austin's mom's pussy, you'll never be found in there.

[Nicole44 22059]

6 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Just hide in South Austin's mom's pussy, you'll never be found in there.

But stay quiet. There may allegedly be an echo. 

[Snake Diggity 4622]

Odd ending.

[tokamak 6427]

1 hour ago, jdhorn92 said:

So we thinking the gators got him?  Shot himself and donated his body to the general welfare of the preserve wildlife?

This. Probably hoping the gators would do their thing and he’d never be found. Thus, no closure. You know, like a piece of shit would do. 

[0xdeadbeef 1651]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Yeah. We just happened to find his backpack and notebook. Or it’s a completely different dead person. That they killed and planted with his shit? Or they killed their son. Or he was partially eaten by an alligator. Or he died from exposure. Or he offed himself. So many options

...Or maybe the parents and cut a finger off the boyfriend before helping him out of the country.   Today they went to the park (with the finger) and 'found' some remains.   That twist would certainly improve their the lawyer's chance of selling the screenplay.

 

 

[Nicole44 22059]

Just now, 0xdeadbeef said:

...Or maybe the parents and cut a finger off the boyfriend before helping him out of the country.   Today they went to the park (with the finger) and 'found' some remains.   That twist would certainly improve their the lawyer's chance of selling the screenplay.

 

 

Ooh. Plot twist. I mean it doesn't necessarily beat Dog jumping over their fence with a bum ankle pressing a button on the side of their crap garden/flowerbed to have the flower bed revolve around to reveal a hidden staircase and bunker...and then arrest him...or does it? Your scenario has a lot of potential. 

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

My guess is he thought he could hide out there until the heat died down or whatever because he had an overinflated sense of his own wilderness survival skills. But after a while he realized that he wasn't really that cut out for it and the hopelessness of his situation and the lack of any social interaction got to him. So he offed himself.

[El Diablo 4232]

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Ooh. Plot twist. I mean it doesn't necessarily beat Dog jumping over their fence with a bum ankle pressing a button on the side of their crap garden/flowerbed to have the flower bed revolve around to reveal a hidden staircase and bunker...and then arrest him...or does it? Your scenario has a lot of potential. 

I can see this thing still going a lot of different directions.

 

[pantone159 719]

Hopefully they can properly identify the remains. I would not assume it is Laundrie yet, if he killed somebody once why not again, like some homeless dude, to try and make it look like he is dead. 0xdeadbeef has a devious idea, so one needs to be sure that some of those 'remains' are things you cannot do without, not just a finger or two.

Or maybe he did go into the swamp, to be judged by the crocodilians. Who then applied the proper justice.

[SHOOTER12 8806]

1 hour ago, txhorns said:

Just hide in South Austin's mom's pussy, you'll never be found in there.

 

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

But stay quiet. There may allegedly be an echo. 

And please look around, somebody took my car and I can't find it anywhere...

[SHOOTER12 8806]

I'm curious, although they may not be disclosing all information is whether the clothing the corpse was wearing was consistent with what he wore or whether his parents could identify it as his clothing. Of course maybe he got naked before he let the alligator bite him, who knows.

Edited October 21, 2021 by SHOOTER12

[Dbeasy 15048]

I have an alternate theory. He lured Chevy Chase to that spot, then killed him and those are Chevy’s remains, soaked beyond recognition. Chevy was roughly the same stature and was going to blow wide open his beach drug empire. 

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

Seriously, y'all. You'd have to be pretty stupid to leave a dead body with only one small part identifiable as his. There is this thing called DNA, and they likely have samples of his. The probability of them testing a finger that his parents happen to find and none of the other remains are like planning on winning the lottery. I mean, never underestimate the stupidity of law enforcement, but, yeah.

[Deej 76768]

2 hours ago, txhorns said:

Just hide in South Austin's mom's pussy, you'll never be found in there.

Would there be room with all the dicks?

[Shoxthemonkey 1977]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Would there be room with all the dicks?

I see it a lot like that lady in the wicker basket dodging all of the swords that the dude in the Ali Baba outfit starts poking at her.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

Or the There Once was a Lady Who Swallowed a Fly story.

[billfromlaketravis 11466]

If it is Laundrie, and it probably is, the guy is a regard. He could have pleaded it down to like 20 years and easily gotten out before he turned 40.

[immortal13 4059]

1 hour ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Seriously, y'all. You'd have to be pretty stupid to leave a dead body with only one small part identifiable as his. There is this thing called DNA, and they likely have samples of his. The probability of them testing a finger that his parents happen to find and none of the other remains are like planning on winning the lottery. I mean, never underestimate the stupidity of law enforcement, but, yeah.

 

[Sandman 3403]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Would there be room with all the dicks?

Nobody will even get in,  Bob Stoops will bar the door from the inside.

[Goredho 17402]

Put me down for suicide by gator so he could be reunited with Gabby.

[dcbc 14480]

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

I have an alternate theory. He lured Chevy Chase to that spot, then killed him and those are Chevy’s remains, soaked beyond recognition. Chevy was roughly the same stature and was going to blow wide open his beach drug empire. 

Same bone structure.

[conVINCEd 21469]

19 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Put me down for suicide by gator so he could be reunited with Gabby.

I think I would rather commit suicide by some other means and let the gators take care of the cleanup.

[Nicole44 22059]

7 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I think I would rather commit suicide by some other means and let the gators take care of the cleanup.

I know crocs and gators are different...but still that one scene in Crocodile Dundee where he explains what happens to you when they get you...pass. Not a good strategy. From what the FBI said in the presser they found a backpack and a notebook but the area hadn't been searched as it was under water previously. Guessing suicide though who knows...

[immortal13 4059]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I know crocs and gators are different...but still that one scene in Crocodile Dundee

That was a fappable scene

[Surly Bevo 24908]

27 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Same bone structure.

From the waist up I presume

[Nicole44 22059]

2 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

That was a fappable scene

Oh this is surly so...

 

[Helobious 9449]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

If it is Laundrie, and it probably is, the guy is a regard. He could have pleaded it down to like 20 years and easily gotten out before he turned 40.

Shit with a 20 year sentence he’d be able to get out after 10. Still, 10 years in prison sounds like pure hell. 

[UTGrad98 2272]

21 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Shit with a 20 year sentence he’d be able to get out after 10. Still, 10 years in prison sounds like pure hell. 

Its not that bad

[conVINCEd 21469]

1 minute ago, UTGrad98 said:

Its not that bad

Did you work for Enron?

[wild_turkey 3159]

Still, 10 years in prison sounds like pure hell. 

Especially for a high profile case where he strangled his girlfriend.

[fattyflattie 4639]

41 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Oh this is surly so...

 

This movie, and this part in particular shaped a large portion of my childhood.  Watched Mick so many damn times as a child, it’s a wonder I don’t crotch check every handsome woman I meet.  Just making sure. 

[Da Fino 2781]

Shit with a 20 year sentence he’d be able to get out after 10. Still, 10 years in prison sounds like pure hell. 

10 wouldn’t be that bad.

[conVINCEd 21469]

49 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

10 wouldn’t be that bad.

I’ve got a cousin doing 5.  I get the impression it is not going well.

[elfenix 34238]

7 hours ago, txhorns said:

Just hide in South Austin's mom's pussy, you'll never be found in there.

 

5 hours ago, Deej said:

Would there be room with all the dicks?

it'd be like trying to hide on the west loop during rush hour. 

[0xdeadbeef 1651]

Have they released details on why the area that was underwater in previous search was no longer under water?  Seems fishy.   Florida gets a lot of rain, and drainage areas fill up fast, but they also go down fast.   Unless they searched that area a few hours after a huge rain storm, I'm not sure why it would have been underwater then but not now.  This isn't like Lake Travis that could drop 50' in a month.