9.20.21 Coach Sark press conference 11am - Featuring absolute nonsense

[justhookit 4174]

18 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

9, 6, 8, 7, 3, 1, 5, 2, 10, 4

I like that 1 just went ahead and numbered herself to save us the trouble of arguing over it.

[DFW Horn 6117]

26 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

9, 6, 8, 7, 3, 1, 5, 2, 10, 4

Tough call with the pom-poms hiding their racks.

[maninblack 7974]

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

The line has almost been cut in half since yesterday. 

Books didn't open at 13. Every book I have opened at 11. Still it's been bet down and I expect it to continue.

[Sgt Hulk 13642]

So did a presser happen 

[mdmost 42827]

[GreenspointTexas 9559]

OSU game also at 11AM

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1577]

5 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

 

Obligatory…

[babysdaddy 2718]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

OSU game also at 11AM

where was this announced?

Edited September 20, 2021 by babysdaddy
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[Duane Moore 5236]

9 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

OSU game also at 11AM

Bloody Mary U

[mdmost 42827]

4 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

where was this announced?

Ballgame.com

[Enchubben 5509]

Every single home game (outside of thanksgiving vs Kstate) at 11am. Every single away game - 7pm. 

Hopefully only one more year of this shit. 

[mdmost 42827]

TCU is an away game and at 11 am....

[BurntOrange&White 39566]

3 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Every single home game (outside of thanksgiving vs Kstate) at 11am. Every single away game - 7pm. 

Hopefully only one more year of this shit. 

K state is at 11

[Enchubben 5509]

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

TCU is an away game and at 11 am....

I think you understand the point I was making, but yes.

[Armybrat 40710]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

He deserves it just for the 4 OU games

Yep. Near the end of the 4th quarter of the game his senior year the OU fans were in unison chanting “Graduate, graduate, graduate….”.

It was pretty damn funny. 

[Tex Pete 20156]

2 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

You don't go into a press conference every week saying how much the other team hates you and will give you their best so stop bitching about it. 

Except OU and Arkansas and A&M (and Nebraska) are completely different. Those teams have to be treated differently because they will absolutely treat us differently. Not sure how and why people cannot understand this.

[Armybrat 40710]

2 hours ago, ousux said:

Peter the Great. Beat BlowU every single time he started (4)...thats hall of fame worthy.

Without a doubt. He is a legend.

 

[Armybrat 40710]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

He kind of looks like Jesus though.

After Jesus converted all that water into wine.

[Armybrat 40710]

1 hour ago, mwaadeeb said:

Was at every one of those games, my four years. We sucked but the OU took away the sting.

Same here

[Eggo 3974]

Remember when Red McCombs said he wished there were more day games? Said the night games were past his bed time. 

[GreenspointTexas 9559]

22 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

where was this announced?

Joel Klatt announced it back in August

 

its a big noon kickoff game, klatt has already said he will be there, and that its an 11am kick

[ousux 5586]

Remember when Red McCombs said he wished there were more day games? Said the night games were past his bed time. 

Does Red still attend games? Gotta be in his 90's now..

[Royale with cheese 1452]

3 minutes ago, ousux said:

Does Red still attend games? Gotta be in his 90's now..
 

Remember when some banks were too big to fail? Red's too rich to die. 

[mdmost 42827]

25 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I think you understand the point I was making, but yes.

Not really. The Big 12 doesn't set the TV times. ABC, Fox, ESPN do in that order. Texas and Tech is the national ABC 11am game this week. That means ABC chose us over other Big 12 teams. Same with Texas and TCU. 

[JFKFC 4878]

So, to recap....I'm not sure today's presser happened, the OU game will have a 5am kickoff and half of this board doesn't know Peter Gardere. You guys suck worse than our o-line playing the 85 Bears. 

[3shot 139]

I love Peter Gardere, but he will always be Peter "the Late" Gardere to me.

 

[brakeman 28219]

5 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

Need the one with Bijan planting that guy on his backside.

I searched around and I could not find it.

But found a couple of cool photos from last year.

 

Including this one here. This a not a regular dude.

hook'em.

[mdmost 42827]

56 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Joel Klatt announced it back in August

 

its a big noon kickoff game, klatt has already said he will be there, and that its an 11am kick

I think you're confusing oSu with Ohio State or you're just trolling. Fox announced it had picked up Ohio State-Michigan for Big Noon on Thanksgiving Weekend way back in the preseason. The UT athletics website still shows it as TBA. KSU is an 11am kickoff on Fox on the Friday after Thanksgiving. 

[GreenspointTexas 9559]

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I think you're confusing oSu with Ohio State or you're just trolling. Fox announced it had picked up Ohio State-Michigan for Big Noon on Thanksgiving Weekend way back in the preseason. The UT athletics website still shows it as TBA. KSU is an 11am kickoff on Fox on the Friday after Thanksgiving. 

Not trolling. Just going off what klatt said. May he getting confused tho

[ousux 5586]

Remember when some banks were too big to fail? Red's too rich to die. 

Seems to work that way, Warren Buffet and George Soros are probably mostly cyborg these days.

[utee94 15744]

49 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Not really. The Big 12 doesn't set the TV times. ABC, Fox, ESPN do in that order. Texas and Tech is the national ABC 11am game this week. That means ABC chose us over other Big 12 teams. Same with Texas and TCU. 

This is so strange to me.  It's now been almost 20 years since ABC decided to make 11 AM its national timeslot and relegate 2:30 to regional status, yet here were are still having mass confusion about why Texas repeatedly gets picked to play in the timeslot that the network considers to be the most desirable to attract the largest number of viewers.

 

[jinx 2635]

5 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Nice press conference thread

I clicked in here now trying to figure out what kind of absolute nonsense Sark could even manage after Saturday. I should have known...

[Hornlover 8824]

17 minutes ago, brakeman said:

I searched around and I could not find it.

But found a couple of cool photos from last year.

 

Including this one here. This a not a regular dude.

hook'em.

Spoiler

Ummm, spoiler that shit

[Tigersnake 670]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

After Jesus converted all that water into wine.

Did you ever get over your hangover from the party? Am I doing this right? I heard Armybrat was old.

[Tex Pete 20156]

6 minutes ago, jinx said:

I clicked in here now trying to figure out what kind of absolute nonsense Sark could even manage after Saturday. I should have known...

Right. Imma is pretty critical of Sarkisian. Too critical, IMO. I didn't think it was a bad PC.

[utee94 15744]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Right. Imma is pretty critical of Sarkisian. Too critical, IMO. I didn't think it was a bad PC.

imma hates Sarkisian... and puppies?

[hookem48 4631]

3 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Card will play this week and every other week. When he holds for Dicker.

The question by Bowels was stupid this week anyway, it’s a fucking home game. Are the few thousand Tceh fans in attendance going to make our players cry with taunts of, “SEC Sucks!”?

maybe the oline

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

2 hours ago, Hornlover said:

9, 6, 8, 7, 3, 1, 5, 2, 10, 4

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Without a doubt. He is a legend.

 

Motherfucker struck me out in my one AB against him in LL. God he threw meat -- I've spent 35-plus years wanting a second chance, so I could have a cooler story than the one I just told.

[hookem48 4631]

22 minutes ago, utee94 said:

This is so strange to me.  It's now been almost 20 years since ABC decided to make 11 AM its national timeslot and relegate 2:30 to regional status, yet here were are still having mass confusion about why Texas repeatedly gets picked to play in the timeslot that the network considers to be the most desirable to attract the largest number of viewers.

 

I'm not confused I just fucking hate it.

[jinx 2635]

How the hell did nobody point out the fact Sark called Kirk Kurt?

[Vito Andolini 9098]

43 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I think you're confusing oSu with Ohio State or you're just trolling. Fox announced it had picked up Ohio State-Michigan for Big Noon on Thanksgiving Weekend way back in the preseason. The UT athletics website still shows it as TBA. KSU is an 11am kickoff on Fox on the Friday after Thanksgiving. 

In the Chip Brown podcast in which Klatt appeared, Joel told him he expected to be at the Okie State-Texas game, so that means if we (or OKSt) don’t completely shit the bed, it should be the Fox Big Noon (11am central) Game of the Week.

[SHOOTER12 8787]

6 hours ago, brakeman said:

Keilan Robinson with the stiff-arm.

 

.

Hell of a Heisman pose

[jinx 2635]

38 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Right. Imma is pretty critical of Sarkisian. Too critical, IMO. I didn't think it was a bad PC.

I meant I shoulda known that all of the posts were absolute nonsense. At least no posts of guns and bourbon. 

[Gidnik 3251]

4 hours ago, ousux said:

6 hours ago, babysdaddy said:

so, 3 11am games in a row (assuming that will be the case for the state fair too).  I guess good prep for Tx/OU

Not sure Vodka-Redbull is healthy 3 weeks in a row, but I'll report back with results

not with an attitude like that

[ousux 5586]

Right. Imma is pretty critical of Sarkisian. Too critical, IMO. I didn't think it was a bad PC.

I thought that was a reference to all the shitposting in this thread, maybe not.

[Hagbard Celine 10749]

2 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Every single home game (outside of thanksgiving vs Kstate) at 11am. Every single away game - 7pm. 

Hopefully only one more year of this shit. 

it is absolute bullshit

[Hagbard Celine 10749]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

2 hours ago, Royale with cheese said:

Remember when some banks were too big to fail? Red's too rich to die. 

Seems to work that way, Warren Buffet and George Soros are probably mostly cyborg these days.

+ Larry Ellison

+ Hilary Clinton (the droid version the parts fell off of during the campaign in '16)

[Longhornlove 4779]

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Except OU and Arkansas and A&M (and Nebraska) are completely different. Those teams have to be treated differently because they will absolutely treat us differently. Not sure how and why people cannot understand this.

I understand it just fine. The examples you posted are fine but you don't do it every week and it honestly doesn't need to be done in a PC by the coach either. We don't need to see behind all the closed doors.

[Hagbard Celine 10749]

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

This is so strange to me.  It's now been almost 20 years since ABC decided to make 11 AM its national timeslot and relegate 2:30 to regional status, yet here were are still having mass confusion about why Texas repeatedly gets picked to play in the timeslot that the network considers to be the most desirable to attract the largest number of viewers.

There's no confusion at all.  Our leadership fucks us for easy free money.

CDC and The Tower can hoar out and fuck the SEZ situation for people with too much money.  No problem there.  They will eventually get tired of catching shit for how crappy it looks and fix it.

The TV/timeslot thing is simple.  You tell the networks to FUCK OFF.  Abusing ONE MILLION Longhorns with this kickoff time bullshit is INSANE in the year 20fucking21.

September: all home games kick at 7pm.  Fuck your contracts.  Don't pay us.

Fair Park: kicks at 230pm every year.  Period.  Fuck your contracts.  Don't pay us.

All other October and November home kicks: every 11am or 230pm kick has to alternate with a 7pm kick.  At least 50% of all home kicks in October and November are 7pm.

Period.  Fuck your contracts.  Don't pay us.

The PUF Available Funds Payment obliterates the TV payouts.  aggy uses their third of our money to subsidize their football program including their donkeykong tacklebox2 and sitting big-boy contracts.  Why can't we do the same?  WE DON"T NEED THE TV MONEY.  We're big, right?  We're evil, right?  It's time we start acting like it.

This shit better get fixed in the secx3.

CDC's apology for the personnel debacle with the 500 no-shows referred to a "well-oiled machine we've been accustomed to."  11am kicks at Fair Park are not a well-oiled machine.  3pm dlr kickoffs in September are not a well-oiled machine.

 

[Hagbard Celine 10749]

1 hour ago, jinx said:

How the hell did nobody point out the fact Sark called Kirk Kurt?

that's worth watching the replay for - how far in to the presser?