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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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 Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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And there was much rejoicing.

(Used that today after hearing good news on a project.  No one got it.  Need to rethink who I'm doing business with.)

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On 9/24/2021 at 4:56 PM, Mach 1 said:

And there was much rejoicing.

(Used that today after hearing good news on a project.  No one got it.  Need to rethink who I'm doing business with.)

yaaaaaaaaay

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On 9/27/2021 at 3:56 PM, Jerry Callo said:

Well, she turned me into a newt.

“I got better.”

 

The delivery of this line cracks me up so much. 

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On 9/29/2021 at 7:23 PM, Longhorn Fever said:

Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three.

Five is right out!

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1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

If I went 'round sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

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34 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Say this once in a while when I bring in the mail.

"Message for you sir!"

I used that to announce new emails on my computer back in the '90s.  Way too many emails now.

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