[Game Thread] Texas vs. Tceh Gamethread - 11am on ABC

[Tex-19 2872]

Just now, Snacks said:

10 TDs 

Did I miss a punt?

You did not. 1 INT and that last drive turnover on downs.

[NAVY 6747]

Hell of a way to open conference play. 

Love y’all, fuck y’all

Hook’em 

[Rimbo 25985]

Overshown before the game.

Try as I may, I will never be this cool or look this good.

[UTEE97 3522]

Has Texas ever played a complete game without punting?

[sith_horn 2407]

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

SMU breasts TCU 42-34.  Final.

Getting breasted tends to make one lose focus ...

[Mdhorn 5974]

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

The fuck are you talking about? He's not even in.

Before Wright came in--when he was pulled.  

Edited September 25, 2021 by Mdhorn

[Ewreck10 288]

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

What happened to Danny Young?

Saw him on the sideline not dressed out, but not sure the reasoning, other than being passed up.

[Laxtonto 12090]

Just now, Hefeweizen said:

Ok to beer fest.  Fuck Sam Adams.

[MillerEP 30492]

Should've let dicker have a go, he needs the practice

[NAVY 6747]

Just now, Rimbo said:

Overshown before the game.

Try as I may, I will never be this cool or look this good.

Very Westworld 

[TrashMaster G 17568]

42 points in the first half? A'ight.

Only 28 in the second half?  Fuck that shit.  

FIRE SARK!

[ousux 5598]

Overshown before the game.
Try as I may, I will never be this cool or look this good.

He owns his small Texas town upbringing

[Burt 4085]

So Fred Acker is the last coach to go 3-1 in his first season at Texas? 🙄

[Eggo 3977]

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

SMU breasts TCU 42-34.  Final.

Pics? 

[Sgt Hulk 13791]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

Overshown before the game.

Try as I may, I will never be this cool or look this good.

this is the proper attitude to have when you show u for ball.  pipe hitting mother fuckers do this

[Funk Doctor Spock 12418]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

Overshown before the game.

Try as I may, I will never be this cool or look this good.

That's a man who gets so much pussy it just falls out of his pockets 

[AUS-97HORN 11809]

holy fuck guys... whats with the fucked angles you keep taking

[Betty Blackwell 144]

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

Has Texas ever played a complete game without punting?

Last week?

[Tigersnake 670]

Take that, sand aggy!

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

Just now, Mdhorn said:

Before Wright came in.  

The entire 3rd string OL was lined up incorrectly. Not exactly all on the QB there genius.

[lilMAC25 3801]

21 minutes ago, Modessit said:

22 minutes ago, kevwun said:

As long as he doesn't attack the play by play guy with a bat.

But if we could get him to work with Tim Brando....

[Dean Martin]But I can dream[/Dean Martin]

[TheBryMan81 2515]

2 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Let's hang 60 on these fucks.  AGNB.

Aim higher! AGNB.

[Rimbo 25985]

Just now, ousux said:

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

Overshown before the game.
Try as I may, I will never be this cool or look this good.

He owns his small Texas town upbringing

i'm honestly questioning my sexuality seeing this photo... get that hot dance club chick back in the thread

 

[Boerne Horn 418]

28 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Judging by the speed, that might be @closetojumping

[GreenspointTexas 9661]

Tech finished with 520 yards of offense

[UTEE97 3522]

Just now, Betty Blackwell said:

Last week?

So, this is going to be our thing from now on? 

[sith_horn 2407]

Hook'em

[Rimbo 25985]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

holy fuck guys... whats with the fucked angles you keep taking

Seriously. Need to work on this hard this week if we're going to do decently in conference play.

YAY WE WIN!

[DaysOff 7957]

So Fred Acker is the last coach to go 3-1 in his first season at Texas?

There's a reason it's their first season. Last guy/team was ass my dude.

[RPM 26324]

Great win. Secondary needs work.

[Mdhorn 5974]

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

The entire 3rd string OL was lined up incorrectly. Not exactly all on the QB there genius.

Guess he's still out there then fuccboi.

[Born to Run 6569]

Charles Wright should starts?

Got to see him in person. He can ball out against Anderson High. Was surprised Texas offered. Maybe he's Colt 2 buggaloo

[Smax 3800]

Just now, RPM said:

Great win. Secondary needs work.

The entire D needs work, giving up 35 points and 400 yards to a back up QB

[Laxtonto 12090]

Sark saying the D lost mental intensity late in the 4th. Glad he is willing to talk about it from the gate

[Macklemore 2872]

Not a better feeling than drinking yourself to a nice buzz and finishing it off with an Andygator to take you over to the top and dozing off for the last 5 minutes of the game and seeing your team put up 70 total points and comfortably ahead by 5 TDs. Team Sark here. Texas is on its way back. Hook em

Edited September 25, 2021 by Macklemore

[Dnaguy 12002]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Great win. Secondary needs work.

This.

Well said.

[UDontKnow 10447]

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Tech finished with 520 yards of offense

And yet lost by 35 points.

[Domedriver 655]

And she was waiting for Sark as he walked away from the microphones.  Dick hardness is becoming beneficial.  Expectijoy in our future.!

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

3 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Don't know the final score but we're going to double them up. Thinking 34-17 or 42-21.

OK, I'll admit I didn't see 70-35 coming.

[mdmost 43004]

Most points at home since oSu in 1996. Yeah Sark could be okay.

[Js1 85436]

Just now, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

OK, I'll admit I didn't see 70-35 coming.

Remember when the line was -13 and cut in half immediately? 😂

[UDontKnow 10447]

Something to note: All of our games have been decided by double digits.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Tech finished with 520 yards of offense

Those two 75yd TDs and taking the entire 4th quarter off will do that to you. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

Guess he's still out there then fuccboi.

Just don't understand how "fans" can be such fucking asshats to a freshman QB who was put in a high pressure situation at Arkansas, didn't make any egregious mistakes, but didn't perform well, and are not going to nitpick everything that happens on the field when he's out there. Fuck off with this shit. He's a talented dude who I hope stays here and learns like Casey did so he can be the guy some day. That way we're not playing another talented freshman at some point and complaining about how he sucks.

[dcar00 14286]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Remember when the line was -13 and cut in half immediately? 😂

vegas does not believe AGNB yet  but it'll come johnny, it'll come...

[Stunns38 3536]

Nice win, hook em. Need to really work on the D. Secondary of course didn’t look good but we still can’t get consistent pressure up front.

Hats off to the O-line though. Didn’t see (notice) any glaring issues.

Now, let’s put TCU to bed.

[dcar00 14286]

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Just don't understand how "fans" can be such fucking asshats to a freshman QB who was put in a high pressure situation at Arkansas, didn't make any egregious mistakes, but didn't perform well, and are not going to nitpick everything that happens on the field when he's out there. Fuck off with this shit. He's a talented dude who I hope stays here and learns like Casey did so he can be the guy some day. That way we're not playing another talented freshman at some point and complaining about how he sucks.

I think you are taking this way to personal for some reason. he's a redshirt freshman by the way. big difference.  I believe 99% of the folks put it on Sark.

[NYBevo 1699]

11 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Pics? 

[HuntinHorn 986]

Have been out all day with family drama - is the defense as bad as the points against indicates or have they gone full prevent and allowed garbage yardage?

A little bit of both late… but mid-game, our DBs shit the bed on 3 long TDs

[hookemATL 11781]

Just now, dcar00 said:

I think you are taking this way to personal for some reason. he's a redshirt freshman by the way. big difference.  I believe 99% of the folks put it on Sark.

LT mafia. They get the pussy vapors if you deign to criticize one of theirs.