TCU game week.

[Wulaw Horn 18,983]

It’s all about finally exterminating the cockroaches. 
you really hope Gary Patterson doesn’t drown our team in his flop sweat. 
they’ve owned us because we’ve been coached by a borderline retard and a fraud. 
let’s give them a  buttfucking to remember as we exit to the SEC and they go back to finding their rightful place amongst also rans in a conference nobody gives a shit about. 
They are terrible, and we should win convincingly. 
Hook ‘Em high like an eagle soars. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

I am in.  

[Domedriver 655]

My very first game that I attended was against the horny toads.  My mom got us knothole seats in the North Endzone.  It was DKR, the Wishbone and we hung like 72 on them. ~1970.  

[Jersey Man10 3,508]

We fuck them up 47-28.

[Wulaw Horn 18,983]

10 minutes ago, Domedriver said:

My very first game that I attended was against the horny toads.  My mom got us knothole seats in the North Endzone.  It was DKR, the Wishbone and we hung like 72 on them. ~1970.  

You are old as fuck. I’m old and I was born 8 years after that story you just told. Respect. 

[mdmost 42,865]

I want to kick TCU's ass for no other reason than the annoying bitch who was showing her ass at the Big 12 hearing in the Texas Legislature. 

[Wulaw Horn 18,983]

The more I think about it the more I hate TCU and want to kick their ass this week. 
I wasn’t ever in favor going into the SEC. Not comfortable culturally with a lot of what they choose to be. But, TCU is the perfect example of what we needed to get away from in this conference. 
They were in a dogshit conference. Nobody cared about them. They have no historical importance. They really bring nothing to the table. We rescued them. Do they appreciate that?   
No. 
we have to carry their ungrateful asses and they act like a bunch of cocksuckers. Fat Gare negative recruits against us harder than he recruits for himself, considering it a win if he talks someone out of going to Texas even if they “ain’t going to no TCU”. 
most of the time they are pretty irrelevant but we always get the jihad effort from them. We will never get credit for beating them. We will always get mocked for losing to them. 
In short fuck the idea of ever playing them again. Hope they enjoy dismantling of their program as they sink back into the also ran status that they so richly deserve. 

[ClubWhatever 12,087]

11 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

we’ve been coached by a borderline retard and a fraud.

Charlie Strong was pretty bad too

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,308]

11 hours ago, mdmost said:

I want to kick TCU's ass for no other reason than the annoying bitch who was showing her ass at the Big 12 hearing in the Texas Legislature. 

And she went to Baylor.

[Leanderman 2,268]

Lets hope phat phil cannot find an open buffet and starves.

[hornian 5,205]

13 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Lets hope phat phil cannot find an open buffet and starves.

You think that Phil have a pretty hot and tempting? You do you. 

[utee94 15,746]

The cockroaches deserve a thorough ass-kicking.

And I know just the team to do it.

[TexArcher 37,522]

Texas - 52

TCU - 21

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Texas - 52

TCU - 21

Looks about right to me. An unholy mudholing. SMU gashed them for 350 yards and two scores on 6.7 yards per carry -- I think Bijan, RoJo, Robinson, Thompson, and Brooks might be able to match or exceed that. 

[JFKFC 4,878]

13 hours ago, mdmost said:

I want to kick TCU's ass for no other reason than the annoying bitch who was showing her ass at the Big 12 hearing in the Texas Legislature. 

Here is her contact info: https://senate.texas.gov/member.php?d=18

I think she needs to be flooded with polite phone calls and emails about Saturday's Texas/tcu score. 

She started this - let's finish it. 

[Duane Moore 5,236]

Fill that little boutique stadium of theirs with burnt orange 

[Thiefery 4,969]

This is the game I've been wanting Sark to drag his nuts in..

 

Edited September 26, 2021 by Thiefery

[Surly Bevo 24,696]

SMU did us no favors.  Fat Boy will have their attention and have them focused.  Sark needs to scheme his ass off, because Fat Boy is eating donuts and drawing up a defense right now.  

[Skipper 6,103]

49 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

SMU did us no favors.  Fat Boy will have their attention and have them focused.  Sark needs to scheme his ass off, because Fat Boy is eating donuts and drawing up a defense right now.  

This.  SMU plays TCU the way TCU plays us.   This game is always their fucking season but especially coming off a loss.  Can't come out flat or read press clippings.   I'm hoping everyone learned from the Arkie debacle.

[Hank Kingsley 20,710]

We should give the ball to Bijan. A lot. 

 

[BigOrange1 6,422]

fuck tcu and fat pat.  mudhole them.  

yesterday was the first true example of the #allgasnobreaks mindset offensively.  lets see that again in fort worth.

[LTtxfan 48,980]

14 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s all about finally exterminating the cockroaches. 
you really hope Gary Patterson doesn’t drown our team in his flop sweat. 
they’ve owned us because we’ve been coached by a borderline retard and a fraud. 
let’s give them a  buttfucking to remember as we exit to the SEC and they go back to finding their rightful place amongst also rans in a conference nobody gives a shit about. 
They are terrible, and we should win convincingly. 
Hook ‘Em high like an eagle soars. 

Subscribed ✔✔

[DFW Horn 6,118]

3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The more I think about it the more I hate TCU and want to kick their ass this week. 
I wasn’t ever in favor going into the SEC. Not comfortable culturally with a lot of what they choose to be. But, TCU is the perfect example of what we needed to get away from in this conference. 
They were in a dogshit conference. Nobody cared about them. They have no historical importance. They really bring nothing to the table. We rescued them. Do they appreciate that?   
No. 
we have to carry their ungrateful asses and they act like a bunch of cocksuckers. Fat Gare negative recruits against us harder than he recruits for himself, considering it a win if he talks someone out of going to Texas even if they “ain’t going to no TCU”. 
most of the time they are pretty irrelevant but we always get the jihad effort from them. We will never get credit for beating them. We will always get mocked for losing to them. 
In short fuck the idea of ever playing them again. Hope they enjoy dismantling of their program as they sink back into the also ran status that they so richly deserve. 

In short, fuck the pissant toads and their bombastic oaf, Patterson. 

DFW residents have learned to hate 'em

[Js1 85,114]

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

SMU did us no favors.  Fat Boy will have their attention and have them focused.  Sark needs to scheme his ass off, because Fat Boy is eating donuts and drawing up a defense right now.  

Yeah Gary P loves to play Texas. It’s TCU’s Super Bowl and he needs these wins for recruiting. Scared you to death. Really though. TCU will be up for Texas. 

[LTtxfan 48,980]

3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

And she went to Baylor.

https://www.senate.texas.gov/member.php?d=18

Bio says she's a toad... Lois Kolkhorst

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,523]

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

SMU did us no favors.  Fat Boy will have their attention and have them focused.  Sark needs to scheme his ass off, because Fat Boy is eating donuts and drawing up a defense right now.  

Like fat Gare is going to get his team even more up for the Texas game? Not possible. Shit, they probably lost to smu because they were game prepping for Texas all week. Fuck TCU. If there is any team in this dog shit conference that we owe an ass whipping to, it's these fuck sticks. 

[LTtxfan 48,980]

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

SMU did us no favors.  Fat Boy Gare will have their attention and have them focused.  Sark needs to scheme his ass off, because Fat Boy Gare has been eating donuts and drawing up a defense for SARK's offense since January...

FIFY 

 

Edited September 26, 2021 by LTtxfan

[Zeus 5,950]

Exterminate the roach

Flush the sooner

Collapse the conference

 

[Zeus 5,950]

34 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We should give the ball to Bijan. A lot. 

 

 

 

[VaLonghorn99 340]

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

SMU did us no favors.  Fat Boy will have their attention and have them focused.  Sark needs to scheme his ass off, because Fat Boy is eating donuts and drawing up a defense right now.  

Fat and sweat scares you to death. Sark needs to earn his paycheck next week.

[Guest Lobo]

^
Love that Heisman image.

 

I rise now to ask some pertinent questions...

-Any of you Surly folks in Fort Worth/Mid-Cities going to the game?  Little embarrassed to admit that of the 14 institutions that have been in the Big XII, I think TCU, MIZ, and OKL are the only stadiums I've never seen a game in.  But wife wants to go see her sister this weekend, so I wanna hit up the game with her husband.  Early kickoff, but what is there to do around the stadium from 9-11am?  And do they sell beer in their stadium in general seating areas or just in premium seating?  I'm only forking over money for nosebleeds.  But what's the general vibe there?  Where we tailgating?  If there is a bar nearby, I'll buy a round.  

Edited September 26, 2021 by Lobo

[D3zii 3,642]

Let’s lock in. These next 21 days are really important. 
starts with riding our demons in FTW. 

[JohnnyTapia 535]

There’s nothing more that I want to see then for Texas to beat the ever living shit out of that butterball Patterson this upcoming Saturday. 

[Bigbend1812 12,891]

 

Fuck TCU!

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,630]

15 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Let’s lock in. These next 21 days are really important. 
starts with riding our demons in FTW. 

Simple as that.  We win these next two games, we are going to the big 12 championship. 

[Guest Lobo]

I wish it was that easy.  Road trips to an improving Baylor, a salty (from the OU game at least) WVU, and an Iowa State team that I still think is better than they've shown.  If we can sweep our home slate and win a road game we shouldn't though, we could get back into the mix.  Our defense has to get better though.  And right fucking now.

[Wulaw Horn 18,983]

12 minutes ago, Xian said:

Simple as that.  We win these next two games, we are going to the big 12 championship. 

2-1 in the next three imo puts us in the championship game. So yeah if we win the next 2 I have us there but if we split we just need to get ok state and we should be ok. 
we are winning the last 5 games of the year. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

Didn’t realize the Big12 history (2-7) with TCU has been so devastating. This game is the most important barometer of the team so far, road game against a devious coach.

 

2020       vs.          *Texas Christian (6-4)    L              31           33  (Herman)

2019       @            *Texas Christian (5-7)    L              27           37 (Herman)

2018       vs.          *Texas Christian (7-6)    W            31           16 (Herman)

2017       @            *Texas Christian (11-3)  L              7              24 (Herman)

2016       vs.          *Texas Christian (6-7)    L              9              31 (Strong)

2015       @            *Texas Christian (11-2)  L              7              50 (Strong)

2014       vs.          *Texas Christian (12-1)  L              10           48 (Strong)

2013       @            *Texas Christian (4-8)    W            30           7  (Mack)

2012       vs.          *Texas Christian (7-6)    L              13           20 (Mack)

[Sgt Hulk 13,648]

If SMU hung 45  we hang 65  fuck it.  I want all Jet fuel zero fucking brakes  none, i dont want any charles wright fucking hand offs to gabriel watson bullshit.  I want whoever is in in the 4th slinging it all over the place. 

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Let’s lock in. These next 21 days are really important. 
starts with riding our demons in FTW. 

Riding huh, kinky, go on…

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

4 minutes ago, williemackgarza said:

Riding huh, kinky, go on…

You can’t always wrestle your demons, sometimes it’s nice to just cuddle them.

[westexhorn 2,007]

Watching this TCU game so far the weapons are definitely Zach Evans and Quentin Johnston.  If Max Duggan could improve on his deep balls he could have had an extra TD or two.  

[Revolution512 1,480]

This is a hurdle Texas must get over, Sark can find believers again 

[Tex-19 2,869]

This is gonna be a tough test for our defense. Zach Evans has been running wild for them and they've got some talented WRs too. Run D is gonna have to step it up even more.

Their defense has been unusually suspect so hopefully Sark can carve them up on that side

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

Let’s destroy our purple kryptonite once and for all!

[Red Five 40,666]

Line opens at TCU -1. I predict that's TCU +6 by Saturday.

[Js1 85,114]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Line opens at TCU -1. I predict that's TCU +6 by Saturday.

Until we stop falling on our ass against them, that’s fair 

[Jiggy-Z 3,432]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

 

 

Looks like Peter Pan.

[CHIEF 5,072]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

^
Love that Heisman image.

 

I rise now to ask some pertinent questions...

-Any of you Surly folks in Fort Worth/Mid-Cities going to the game?  Little embarrassed to admit that of the 14 institutions that have been in the Big XII, I think TCU, MIZ, and OKL are the only stadiums I've never seen a game in.  But wife wants to go see her sister this weekend, so I wanna hit up the game with her husband.  Early kickoff, but what is there to do around the stadium from 9-11am?  And do they sell beer in their stadium in general seating areas or just in premium seating?  I'm only forking over money for nosebleeds.  But what's the general vibe there?  Where we tailgating?  If there is a bar nearby, I'll buy a round.  

I think I talked Mrs. CHIEF into going. We are only 45 minutes away. I too have never been to a game against TCU in Ft. Worth.

CHIEF

[Atticus 3,922]

TCU should have been on alert after their showing against Cal, but SMU still went into their house and beat them.

We need to go in there and take care of business. As long as Casey doesn't turn the ball over too much, we will.

Edited September 26, 2021 by Atticus