Cowboys vs Eagles: Week 3 MNF

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

What are you doing you fat bitch? Call a timeout. 

['stache 22117]

So did Garrett's clock stupidity become institutional? JFC.

[LonghornSean 4072]

No timeout?? Wtf

[Drew 2833]

That was a bad defensive okay call there.

Can’t give them 19 yards in 3rd and 24.

We’re going to get pinned deep again.

[crimsonlonghorn 2313]

What the fuck Fat Mike?

[utdlc 104]

fucking dumbass

 

[Trey3216 15450]

Just now, C-Man said:

More good time management by McCarthy

He’s as braindead as Futureman 

[The Maestro 775]

Clock motherfucker.  Do you speak it?

[Surly Bevo 25655]

If you ever wondered about it, yea Aaron Rodgers did it in spite of Fat Mike.  This team will have to do the same.  

[LonghornJudas 1137]

Peyton so wants to call McCarthy a dumbass right now. haha

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

McCarthy does not understand time

I've no idea why we fired Garrett if it was just to hire McCarthy

[kevwun 16269]

The cowboys need a dedicated clock mgmt person.  McCarthy is fucking brain dead when it comes to the clock.

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

We are fucking stupid 

[Mo Horn 8933]

So does McCarthy think we'll now have 5 time outs in the 2nd half. Why the hell do you not use them? 

[StruggleBus 3922]

Fuck you, Mike McCarthy, you fat fucking retard

[Drew 2833]

Pinned deep with no time. So stupid.

[Asu2215 259]

If he's gonna be that gutless, he should just quit coaching at halftime. 

[Mileslong 4793]

What the fuck is maccarthy doing?! He’s worse than Charlie Strong with click management

[Quagmire 2147]

Could have had 1:10 left instead it’s :11

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

Holy Tom herman pussy bullshit. This is the shitnaht makes you lose 28-27

[Vic Mackey 47846]

I don't know why y'all are bitching. We have sucked shit through a straw inside our 10. Don't give Philly any life

[Zeus 6753]

Did the announcer just call the pound sign a "hashtag" even describing it before a number ranking?

[Hermanator 7570]

Fucking McCarthy. Could have called both timeouts and got the ball back around 1:30. Go for the throat you fuck nut

[Surly Bevo 25655]

That gave me Mack flashbacks...what a dripping pussy

[Ghost of Shag 2723]

Holy shit McCarthy is dumb.

[Augustus 3061]

1 minute ago, StruggleBus said:

Fuck you, Mike McCarthy, you fat fucking retard

Aaron Rogers literally coached McCarthy to a Super Bowl ring.

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

Just now, Mileslong said:

What the fuck is maccarthy doing?! He’s worse than Charlie Strong with click management

But is he good with clit management?

[Zeus 6753]

Just now, Quagmire said:

Could have had 1:10 left instead it’s :11

But they have pie in the HC locker waiting for halftime. 

[Horny Bull 2766]

Can’t wait to hear his bullshit explanation for that one.

[Willfully Horn 8204]

55 minutes ago, futureman said:

dak directly costs us 14 points and it’s only quarter one. what an unbelievably overpaid, useless, overrated pile of shit he is. 

[hundredTT 578]

Fat fucking slob just running out the clock is maddening. I get it is safe, but show some fucking balls!!

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

I’ll go with cowardice over ineptitude here. 

[ATXbronco 4381]

McCarthy needs to have lunch with Sark over the concept of All Gas no Brakes.

 

[Vic 3]

Fat fucking slob just running out the clock is maddening. I get it is safe, but show some fucking balls!!

Reminds me of Mack against ou

[Firemans4Horn 18500]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

That gave me Mack flashbacks...what a dripping pussy

Mack was an exceptional clock manager. McCarthy is a potato. 

[Deej 77671]

C'mon guys. Mccarthy's blood sugar was getting low. He needed to get into the half and eat 5 or 6 cheeseburgers. 

[Hermanator 7570]

2 minutes ago, Augustus said:

I've no idea why we fired Garrett if it was just to hire McCarthy

Stupid clock management decisions aside this team looks so much better coached, especially on defense, than any time since Parcells. Quinn and Philbin the OL coach have been masterful in what they've done so far. 

[Trey3216 15450]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Mack was an exceptional clock manager. McCarthy is a potato. 

McCarthy can’t count to potato 

[Deej 77671]

Just now, Trey3216 said:

McCarthy can’t count to potato 

[futureman 22664]

3 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

why’d you post a pic of your white supremacist dog?

[Deej 77671]

Just now, futureman said:

why’d you post a pic of your white supremacist dog?

Thought you needed something for your spank bank?

[Drew 2833]

It should have been 28-7 with 1:30 left and Dallas with possession.

Instead it’s 20-7 and the Eagles will most likely get points out of half.

[Horndog 2293]

5 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

Can’t wait to hear his bullshit explanation for that one.

Jerry hid the clock?

[C-Man 27685]

What the fuck is maccarthy doing?! He’s worse than Charlie Strong with click management

How is he with coin toss decisions, though?

[Horndog 2293]

8 minutes ago, Augustus said:

I've no idea why we fired Garrett if it was just to hire McCarthy

We needed a coach closer to death.

[Willfully Horn 8204]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

why’d you post a pic of your white supremacist dog?

Huh, i thought I posted an image of a coprophagist in a dunce hat. 

[Drew 2833]

The plus side is clock management will get McCarthy fired and allow us to keep Kellen. He’s a HC next year.

Let’s hope Jerry is smart enough to keep him instead of losing him like he did Peyton.

[Vito Andolini 9431]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Mack was an exceptional clock manager. McCarthy is a potato. 

Mack fucked several things up over the years, especially at the end, and his thin-skinned nature and greed ruined his Austin ending.

But he could manage a clock, rarely lost twice in a row (“Don’t let a a team beat you twice”) and finally listened to Tim Brewster when it came to a certain skinny QB out of Madison.

[Post Oak 20551]

The ESPN halftime show is horrid.  We're talking about Josh Gordon, Justin Fields now we have to listen to a gelatinous has been spewing his tired tripe about games played yesterday.

I gave up on watching any ESPN programming that wasn't live sports years ago and I'm reminded why I did.  

 

[tbone_ 14409]

Jerry Jones is such a dick