Cowboys vs Eagles: Week 3 MNF

[Firemans4Horn 17,834]

What are you doing you fat bitch? Call a timeout. 

['stache 21,777]

So did Garrett's clock stupidity become institutional? JFC.

[LonghornSean 3,942]

No timeout?? Wtf

[Drew 2,331]

That was a bad defensive okay call there.

Can’t give them 19 yards in 3rd and 24.

We’re going to get pinned deep again.

[crimsonlonghorn 2,306]

What the fuck Fat Mike?

[utdlc 104]

fucking dumbass

 

[Trey3216 15,325]

Just now, C-Man said:

More good time management by McCarthy

He’s as braindead as Futureman 

[The Maestro 749]

Clock motherfucker.  Do you speak it?

[Surly Bevo 24,696]

If you ever wondered about it, yea Aaron Rodgers did it in spite of Fat Mike.  This team will have to do the same.  

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

Peyton so wants to call McCarthy a dumbass right now. haha

[Augustus 3,061]

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

McCarthy does not understand time

I've no idea why we fired Garrett if it was just to hire McCarthy

[kevwun 15,653]

The cowboys need a dedicated clock mgmt person.  McCarthy is fucking brain dead when it comes to the clock.

[Sgt Hulk 13,648]

We are fucking stupid 

[Mo Horn 8,807]

So does McCarthy think we'll now have 5 time outs in the 2nd half. Why the hell do you not use them? 

[StruggleBus 3,922]

Fuck you, Mike McCarthy, you fat fucking retard

[Drew 2,331]

Pinned deep with no time. So stupid.

[Asu2215 247]

If he's gonna be that gutless, he should just quit coaching at halftime. 

[Mileslong 4,715]

What the fuck is maccarthy doing?! He’s worse than Charlie Strong with click management

[Quagmire 2,146]

Could have had 1:10 left instead it’s :11

[Sgt Hulk 13,648]

Holy Tom herman pussy bullshit. This is the shitnaht makes you lose 28-27

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

I don't know why y'all are bitching. We have sucked shit through a straw inside our 10. Don't give Philly any life

[Zeus 5,950]

Did the announcer just call the pound sign a "hashtag" even describing it before a number ranking?

[Hermanator 6,945]

Fucking McCarthy. Could have called both timeouts and got the ball back around 1:30. Go for the throat you fuck nut

[Surly Bevo 24,696]

That gave me Mack flashbacks...what a dripping pussy

[Ghost of Shag 2,582]

Holy shit McCarthy is dumb.

[Augustus 3,061]

1 minute ago, StruggleBus said:

Fuck you, Mike McCarthy, you fat fucking retard

Aaron Rogers literally coached McCarthy to a Super Bowl ring.

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

Just now, Mileslong said:

What the fuck is maccarthy doing?! He’s worse than Charlie Strong with click management

But is he good with clit management?

[Zeus 5,950]

Just now, Quagmire said:

Could have had 1:10 left instead it’s :11

But they have pie in the HC locker waiting for halftime. 

[Horny Bull 2,759]

Can’t wait to hear his bullshit explanation for that one.

[Willfully Horn 7,916]

55 minutes ago, futureman said:

dak directly costs us 14 points and it’s only quarter one. what an unbelievably overpaid, useless, overrated pile of shit he is. 

[hundredTT 576]

Fat fucking slob just running out the clock is maddening. I get it is safe, but show some fucking balls!!

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

I’ll go with cowardice over ineptitude here. 

[ATXbronco 4,060]

McCarthy needs to have lunch with Sark over the concept of All Gas no Brakes.

 

[Vic 3]

Fat fucking slob just running out the clock is maddening. I get it is safe, but show some fucking balls!!

Reminds me of Mack against ou

[Firemans4Horn 17,834]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

That gave me Mack flashbacks...what a dripping pussy

Mack was an exceptional clock manager. McCarthy is a potato. 

[Deej 76,568]

C'mon guys. Mccarthy's blood sugar was getting low. He needed to get into the half and eat 5 or 6 cheeseburgers. 

[Hermanator 6,945]

2 minutes ago, Augustus said:

I've no idea why we fired Garrett if it was just to hire McCarthy

Stupid clock management decisions aside this team looks so much better coached, especially on defense, than any time since Parcells. Quinn and Philbin the OL coach have been masterful in what they've done so far. 

[Trey3216 15,325]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Mack was an exceptional clock manager. McCarthy is a potato. 

McCarthy can’t count to potato 

[Deej 76,568]

Just now, Trey3216 said:

McCarthy can’t count to potato 

[futureman 22,415]

3 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

why’d you post a pic of your white supremacist dog?

[Deej 76,568]

Just now, futureman said:

why’d you post a pic of your white supremacist dog?

Thought you needed something for your spank bank?

[Drew 2,331]

It should have been 28-7 with 1:30 left and Dallas with possession.

Instead it’s 20-7 and the Eagles will most likely get points out of half.

[Horndog 2,218]

5 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

Can’t wait to hear his bullshit explanation for that one.

Jerry hid the clock?

[C-Man 27,058]

What the fuck is maccarthy doing?! He’s worse than Charlie Strong with click management

How is he with coin toss decisions, though?

[Horndog 2,218]

8 minutes ago, Augustus said:

I've no idea why we fired Garrett if it was just to hire McCarthy

We needed a coach closer to death.

[Willfully Horn 7,916]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

why’d you post a pic of your white supremacist dog?

Huh, i thought I posted an image of a coprophagist in a dunce hat. 

[Drew 2,331]

The plus side is clock management will get McCarthy fired and allow us to keep Kellen. He’s a HC next year.

Let’s hope Jerry is smart enough to keep him instead of losing him like he did Peyton.

[Vito Andolini 9,112]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Mack was an exceptional clock manager. McCarthy is a potato. 

Mack fucked several things up over the years, especially at the end, and his thin-skinned nature and greed ruined his Austin ending.

But he could manage a clock, rarely lost twice in a row (“Don’t let a a team beat you twice”) and finally listened to Tim Brewster when it came to a certain skinny QB out of Madison.

[Post Oak 20,187]

The ESPN halftime show is horrid.  We're talking about Josh Gordon, Justin Fields now we have to listen to a gelatinous has been spewing his tired tripe about games played yesterday.

I gave up on watching any ESPN programming that wasn't live sports years ago and I'm reminded why I did.  

 

[tbone_ 14,025]

Jerry Jones is such a dick