Cowboys vs Eagles: Week 3 MNF

[Nicole44 22027]

Ha ha Oklahoma QB! 

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I’ll never get tired of the short-haired hottie married to the nerd on the DTV/Serena/WW spot. Just stare at her.

Agree.

[Deej 76568]

25 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Nick Saban as their third quarter guest should be interesting. He has no sense of humor that I’m aware of.

“So, Nick, did you hear what Jimbo said about you this summer.”

Saban:

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

Eagles are holding on every pass play now. 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

lucky

[Guest]

Should we cover the fucking TEs?

 

[Drew 2331]

And that’s exactly how the cowboys go.

They literally had Hurts IN the grasp, but let him get away. He throws a bomb tow. Covered WR and completes it.

Jesus Christ I can’t with This team l. M


Now even if they hold they’ll get pinned again.


Oh and look at Jaylon being slow as shit again.

From 3rd and long from their own 5 to about to score a TD. Yep. These are the cowboys.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Yes. Total babe.

Any chance surly could find out her name ? 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Where the hold on Parsons?

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Nope no hold there...nothing to see

[Mo Horn 8807]

That was too fucking easy

[Drew 2331]

Get Jaylon off the ducking field. He’s getting destroyed

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

Parsons was obviously held. 
 

how are there not 14 guys on the street that are a better option than Jaylon Smith? Jesus he is had. 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Eagles are holding on every pass play now. 

 

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Where the hold on Parsons?

On the Hurts scramble...holy furk it was terrible.

 

The Officials are in Madden Mode...letting the team getting their asses drilled catch up.

Edited September 28, 2021 by slorch

[Trey3216 15325]

Just now, slorch said:

 

On the Hurts scramble...holy furk it was terrible.

Yep.  Atrocious holding, of course not called because, well…Dallas.  

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

I like the aggression and they are getting home, but it’s street all now and hurts is running by them. Need to adjust. 

[Hermanator 6945]

Cowboys started thinking the game was over after the pick 6. Sloppy now 

[Bullneck 18987]

8 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

How could u ever get tired of Serena in a wonderwomen costume? What the fuck is wrong with you? 

Serena I don't mind.  It's the couple switching back and forth on their TV and John McEnroe with the "You cannot be serious" for the millionth time.

[Hermanator 6945]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Parsons was obviously held. 
 

how are there not 14 guys on the street that are a better option than Jaylon Smith? Jesus he is had. 

What do you mean? I was just told he's the leader of the defense and playing great this season and Parsons can never lead like Jaylon Smith

[Guest]

Cowboys will start this drive and the officials will interject.

 

Wait for it.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Now would not be a good time to turtle on offense

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Just now, Bullneck said:

Serena I don't mind.  It's the couple switching back and forth on their TV and John McEnroe with the "You cannot be serious" for the millionth time.

The couple? I wanna bag his wife on that couch. She's the hottest chick in the commercial game right now

[Nicole44 22027]

Eli lives at home with his parents! Meatloaf! 

[lilMAC25 3778]

Dallas has to score here.

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

A couple years ago and that’s a 15 yard gain for Zeke. 

[Bullneck 18987]

5 minutes ago, Drew said:

And that’s exactly how the cowboys go.

They literally had Hurts IN the grasp, but let him get away. He throws a bomb tow. Covered WR and completes it.

Jesus Christ I can’t with This team l. M


Now even if they hold they’ll get pinned again.


Oh and look at Jaylon being slow as shit again.

From 3rd and long from their own 5 to about to score a TD. Yep. These are the cowboys.

Ahead by 13 but not enjoying the game?  

[Drew 2331]

Hell of a throw there.

[Nicole44 22027]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Now would not be a good time to turtle on offense

McCarthy angers me. Jeez. 

[Deej 76568]

Close your legs, Archie Manning.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

What a fucking throw. 

[Drew 2331]

Ahead by 13 but not enjoying the game?  

They should be up by more. This Is how they let teams back in.

But yes. I’m letting Jaylon anger me too much.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Wtf 

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

Ugly couple plays there

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

A couple years ago and that’s a 15 yard gain for Zeke. 

He always seems to be tripped up right at the last second. 

[Drew 2331]

Well that was obvious miscommunication.

[Surly Bevo 24696]

The term man-beater fucking sucks

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

Lol, that was amazingly bad blocking

[Mo Horn 8807]

They are doing everything they can to blow this game. Have totally gone away from the run game. 

[ztejas 43266]

8 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Any chance surly could find out her name ? 

Couldn't find it.

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

Hey RT, maybe look out for someone on the outside?

[Drew 2331]

How come the other team can alway blitz and get to the QB on 3rd. We just let the other fucker have all day.

Dude literally had no time.

If the Eagles score here were full on suicide watch.

[lilMAC25 3778]

Lol.

 

Dak getting fooled.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Couldn't find it.

 

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

Holy shit, a call. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Diggsate that up.  Fuck yes 

[lilMAC25 3778]

Just got lucky on that play.

[ztejas 43266]

Diggs having a nice night. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Parsons= beast 

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

Fat Mike got his undergrad at the Andy Reid school of clock management and he has a masters from the Mensa school of play calling. 

Edited September 28, 2021 by crimsonlonghorn

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Diggs is on fire