Seems like this La Palma volcano could be kind of a big deal

[Wally Fairway 5,575]

2 hours ago, twosheds said:

Don’t sell your beloved beach house to that cheap ass Grimas. I’ll give you $100. Cash

 

I'll give you tree fiddy, in best buy gift cards, and some coupons as well.

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1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

I'll give you tree fiddy, in best buy gift cards, and some coupons as well.

What about some HDMI cables?

[SquishMitten 10,425]

We need these guys. And wetsuits.

Send them with really big claymores. Front Towards Tsunami

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1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Send them with really big claymores. Front Towards Tsunami

What if they are on a high-speed treadmill, and the treadmill starts up just as they fire?

[Guest Lobo]

I ain't skeered of no queer-ass Mexican volcano coming from black Africa.  We are preppers with guns and the blessings of the Lord.  We will be just fine.  

Plus, we got Atlantis to pay for our seawall.  Fucking wetbacks, literally!

[Macanudo 13,009]

Everyone realizes that if this thing does cause a tsunami, thousands of knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers will be out at Myrtle Beach, the Jersey shore, etc. watching as the tide careens out toward the ocean and then comes ripping back in with a  massive tidal wave.    They'll die and their relatives will tell us all that we shouldn't judge them.   It was their right to go to the beach that day and no dadgum government is going to tell them what to do.   

We can only hope.

[Beau Vine 54,380]

9 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Everyone realizes that if this thing does cause a tsunami, thousands of knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers will be out at Myrtle Beach, the Jersey shore, etc. watching as the tide careens out toward the ocean and then comes ripping back in with a  massive tidal wave.    They'll die and their relatives will tell us all that we shouldn't judge them.   It was their right to go to the beach that day and no dadgum government is going to tell them what to do.   

We can only hope.

But just think of the business GoFundMe will get!

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,652]

That sucks.  I have kinfolk in one of the canary islands (not la Palma) and a beach house in Miami Beach. Talk about double whammy.  

[Guest Lobo]

I'm sure your people on Tenerife are terribly worried about your Miami vacation home.   

Serious question---do you have Guanche ancestry?  They are a fascinating bunch.  We spent a lotta time in the Canary's in the 2000's.  Got to know some of those folks, really interesting story and like the Basques, resisted almost all intermingling with other ethnicities for centuries.  But unlike the Basques are now almost completely gone from the Earth. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

Is this covered by volcano insurance?

[Blotto 23,568]

still going strong. dat ash!

gotta use a leaf blower to get that shit into your neighbors yard, i guess 

[elfenix 34,331]

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Drone operators were preparing to launch a daring rescue mission to carry several dogs out of a volcano's lava zone when they realized something had changed: All of the dogs were already gone.

It was apparently the work of a group of mysterious rescuers who left a spray-painted banner reading, "The dogs are fine." The message was signed "A Team."

https://www.npr.org/2021/10/21/1048003713/a-team-dogs-rescue-volcano-lava-la-palma-spain

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[Wally Fairway 5,575]

Interesting that I'm reading Patrick Robinson Scimitar SL-2, a 2006 novel with the plot being Hamas terrorists attempting to blowup the LaPalma volcano and unleash the tsunami.

Kind of makes me wish there was a small rock slide to see if it triggers any waves of note.