Gary Patterson is a huge fat sweaty gaping pussy

[LTtxfan 49,144]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Surprised Fatterson's #10 highest paid HC in CFB

 

 

"Cajun Cookie Monster" #2 and David Shaw #3 are also surprising 

 

Edited October 15, 2021 by LTtxfan

[Rockwell Torrey 1,280]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

David Shaw #3 are also surprising 

 

A Palo Alto venture capitalist probably covers it with money he finds between the cushions in his couch.

[ClubWhatever 12,120]

6 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

A Palo Alto venture capitalist probably covers it with money he finds between the cushions in his couch.

And gets about the same ROI

[Duane Moore 5,237]

TCU football coach Gary Patterson goes on the defensive again

BY DREW DAVISON

A TCU graduate who wrote a lengthy piece calling for the university to fire Gary Patterson found its way to the head football coach.

Unprompted, Patterson spent close to seven minutes ranting about it during his news conference on Tuesday. The article titled “Gary Patterson Has No Plans to Make a Change, but TCU Should” was written by Matt Jennings, who majored in journalism during his time at TCU and now lives in the Atlanta area.

After answering a question about whether TCU’s defensive struggles are related in part to communication issues between the players, Patterson meandered into his thoughts on Jennings’ article.

Read more at: https://www.star-telegram.com/sport...niversity/article255115007.html#storylink=cpy

[crash_davis 23,101]

It's no wonder he and FUPM were good friends. Two thin skinned bitches.

Edited October 20, 2021 by crash_davis

[redswingline 1,057]

Glad to find out this thread is not about Gary Patterson, the "creator of smiles":

 

 

Edited October 22, 2021 by redswingline

[ousux 5,597]

Surprised he's #10 highest paid 
 
 

I'm surprised froggy reported it. Guess they wanted to flex a bit..

aggy style

[Wally Pryor 5,261]

Guys with statues on campus decide if and when they leave. 

Patterson's no different.

[redswingline 1,057]

Holy crap Shaw is getting a lot of coin.

He's been there 10 years and has 1 rose bowl win under his belt. I guess that's the bar over there

[The Triple Lindy 56]

He gone.

 

https://247sports.com/Article/TCU-coach-Gary-Patterson-part-ways-after-22-seasons-174292933/

 

 

[Laxtonto 12,078]

Fat Pat fired on Halloween…. Not sure if that is a trick or a treat 

[Cajun 11,705]

On 10/22/2021 at 4:12 PM, Wally Pryor said:

Guys with statues on campus decide if and when they leave. 

Patterson's no different.

About that…

[SizzleChest 8,283]

On 10/22/2021 at 4:12 PM, Wally Pryor said:

Guys with statues on campus decide if and when they leave. 

Patterson's no different.

It was only 10 days, but this post aged poorly.

[DougO 5,243]

They should fire his statue, too.

[Cajun 11,705]

13 minutes ago, DougO said:

They should fire his statue, too.

I'm sure the Fire Marshall would appreciate it

[SizzleChest 8,283]

14 hours ago, DougO said:

They should fire his statue, too.

They should at least steal his guitars and smash them on it.

[Nivek 16,923]

beat me to it

Edited November 1, 2021 by Nivek
delete

[Wally Pryor 5,261]

16 hours ago, Cajun said:

About that…

TCU fanbase can thank me later. 

[G650 14,244]

I have to say I did not see this one coming.

[Dennis Taylor 18,809]

22 hours ago, The Triple Lindy said:

He gone.

 

https://247sports.com/Article/TCU-coach-Gary-Patterson-part-ways-after-22-seasons-174292933/

 

 

[LTtxfan 49,144]

 

[satyanash 14,478]

Patterson is leaving the UT staff.

 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,652]

Boo

[Horn Dogg 3,875]

Damn, who are we going to wish to be interim HC after the first loss?

[B00M 6,414]

41 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Damn, who are we going to wish to be interim HC after the first loss?

*DC

at least we’ll always have 49-0. Still doesn’t feel real

[Pig Bellmont 8,712]

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Patterson is leaving the UT staff.

 

[Loop 1604 227]

5-7 coming in hot next year 

[Henry Hill 3,156]

Hated him at TCU. Liked him here. Damn.

[Magus Ossis 2,797]

Of course, 5-7 is a better win % than Patterson had his last year at TCU. He’s good, but we’re not losing Lombardi Saban.

[Horn Dogg 3,875]

13 hours ago, B00M said:

*DC

at least we’ll always have 49-0. Still doesn’t feel real

Fuck it, let’s do it again!

[4th and 5 4,914]

first time in my life I’m sad to lose a huge fat sweaty gaping pussy

[ousux 5,597]

At least we still have plenty of pics with him wearing Longhorns gear. Still seems weird every time I see it

[Tex Long 4,383]

3 hours ago, 4th and 5 said:

first time in my life I’m sad to lose a huge fat sweaty gaping pussy

User name sorta check, avatar not so much.

[B00M 6,414]

41 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

User name sorta check, avatar not so much.

Huge fat sweaty gaping pussy can read differently depending on how horny you are

[Tex Long 4,383]

10 minutes ago, B00M said:

Huge fat sweaty gaping pussy can read differently depending on how horny you are

Vic? 'Zat you?

[Cairn Horn88 8,260]

Well, was Patterson beneficial to our defense this past year....or...if he was, how'd we know it?

[hookem48 4,687]

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Well, was Patterson beneficial to our defense this past year....or...if he was, how'd we know it?

Only on the good plays 

[ChickenNuggets 1,623]

Please let the reports be true and the legend returns? We gotta beat Alabama dis years...

[Deej 76,755]

34 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Please let the reports be true and the legend returns? We gotta beat Alabama dis years...

He has the answer this time to uncalled holding on the edge now?

[cochamps 1,879]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

He has the answer this time to uncalled holding on the edge now?

or the bullshit ridiculous targeting call.   

[Deej 76,755]

I'm fully expecting penalty calls to be 30 to 0 against us in conference games this year. 

[ChiTownDoc 21,144]

10 hours ago, Deej said:

I'm fully expecting penalty calls to be 30 to 0 against us in conference games this year. 

At least in Dallas it will only be 30-15.  

[Deej 76,755]

Yeah, poor OU got pulled into the SEC against their will. 

[ChiTownDoc 21,144]

39 minutes ago, Deej said:

Yeah, poor OU got pulled into the SEC against their will. 

Like a 17 year old guy getting blown by his hot teacher.  ‘No no…please stop, I mean it’s ok… I, I guess this is ok’

 

[Eggo 3,977]

16 hours ago, Deej said:

He has the answer this time to uncalled holding on the edge now?

I think you mean EDGE

[Tex Long 4,383]

Definitely wouln't mind having Gary on the staff and on the sidelines. Hell, make him the designated ref-screamer.

[Bama Llama 1,450]

This Bama fan thought GP did a damn good job getting the Horns D ready to and they did disrupt our offense play in play out. Some iffy/shitty calls and a gut check drive by B Young were the wafer-thin margin. SEC refs should be a slight improvement on 9/9 but don’t count on it. Bama QB situation is not good. All off season to prepare. Advantage to GP and the Horns when Bama has the ball.

Edited July 29, 2023 by Bama Llama
Punk tuation

[NoRagrets 1,125]

Can someone talk to management about combing our two GP threads?

[Blotto 23,491]

34 minutes ago, NoRagrets said:

Can someone talk to management about combing our two GP threads?

Gary Phatterson is a huge fat sweaty gaping pussy? Seems simple enough.

[South Austin 52,456]

7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Gary Phatterson is a huge fat sweaty gaping pussy? Seems simple enough.

The guy’s last coaching stop had him wearing Longhorn attire. He deserves the Phatterson thread title.