[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC

[Drew 2518]

We only will have to stop TCU a handful of times and stop kicking ourselves in the cock and we'll be fine. That false start was bullshit.

All of this. The “this game is over” people are really fucking dumb.

TCU will not stop this offense. They moved the ball too easy. The penalty is what fucked them.

Defense will get enough stops.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12506]

Just now, THUJONE said:

We only will have to stop TCU a handful of times and stop kicking ourselves in the cock and we'll be fine. That false start was bullshit.

Big XII refs for ya. Can't wait to burn this conference to the ground in the way out. 

[elfenix 34332]

no getting cute, lucky that shit only cost 4 instead of 7

[victory88 5669]

So, whether we win or lose this game, Sark needs to answer why we keep that liability Denzel Okafor starting.  Karic is 100x better.  Hey Sark, you wanna coach here long term? Then don’t make the same idiotic mistakes the previous coaches made or you’ll be fired in 3 years just like the last 2.

[Tex-19 2882]

One other thing - hate to say it but I'm not sure Casey is any better than Card when it comes to deep ball accuracy

[Zeus 6126]

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Did Wiley actually move? I didn't see any movement on that false start. 

Lulz doesn't matter bub

[ztejas 43533]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why in the hell did Okafor vacate his entire space?

Maybe because he thought his left tackle could do anything more than nothing on the play. 

[Gidnik 3285]

Our online is nothing but fat women 

[B00M 6463]

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

We only will have to stop TCU a handful of times and stop kicking ourselves in the cock and we'll be fine. That false start was bullshit.

Took the ref forever to get the fuck off the ball. If there was motion it was because he delayed us

[williemackgarza 1826]

Need to pull our head out or tcu gonna get confident and we will be in battle.

[Valmy77 13273]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Well no scoring 50+ today

We'll see.

[Revolution512 1495]

Three huge player mistakes to start the game. Wiley isn’t on planet earth, Brockermeyer is a jag and the left side of the OL strikes again

[hookem48 4703]

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Shooting ourselves in the foot so far. Kick return, 3 missed tackles on the TD, false start on 3rd and 1, then don't even try to block the DE

I thought Jones tackled Brock pretty well.

[Pato del Muerto 52588]

1 minute ago, Starfleet Command said:

What does Jones have to do to get benched?  

Looked like ulatoski at the end of the bama game

Edited October 2, 2021 by Pato del Muerto

[Bigbend1812 12927]

That new Bachelorette is fine 

[28jcollins 53]

They need to rotate out some of these guys on the line when they miss blocks that result in our QB being sacked immediately or defensive players who run into and impede their teammates.

[gmr548 16612]

This is already over. Already with the opening kick, embarrassing TD run, missed deep shot, red zone false start, whiff leading to sack, hit the post on a layup field goal. Texas is about to get embarrassed again.

Hopefully the negs produce some reverse karma.

[Zeus 6126]

Just now, Drew said:

All of this. The “this game is over” people are really fucking dumb.

TCU will not stop this offense. They moved the ball too easy. The penalty is what fucked them.

Defense will get enough stops.

Well last year there was long first downs and breakaway touchdowns that got stopped by penalties too. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

So, we start Jones because he has the wingspan, even though he is feet are concrete blocks?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12506]

Just now, Drew said:

All of this. The “this game is over” people are really fucking dumb.

TCU will not stop this offense. They moved the ball too easy. The penalty is what fucked them.

Defense will get enough stops.

Bro, our defense suuuuuucks right now, tho. Like really, really badly. We can't stop the run with a good RB, and our DB's get torched. We're gonna need a fuck ton of sacks 

[Slacks 6862]

I'm done with 70.  

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Time to get our shit together.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10356]

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Did Wiley actually move? I didn't see any movement on that false start. 

Yeah, flinched

[Surly Bevo 25145]

That would have been the move on the first kickoff Dicker

[futureman 22542]

2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

We only will have to stop TCU a handful of times

ha!  evans will be a headache all fucking day. 

[dcar00 14356]

Wiley moved.  he was late coming on and head not in the game.

[InkaUtexas 26093]

1 minute ago, Gidnik said:

Our online is nothing but fat women 

So we are letting Vic recruit for us? 

[SarkAfterDark 1694]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Christian Jones sucks so much fucking dick. Enough to singlehandedly cost us games. 

 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I hate Christian Jones and Cameron Dicker's FG's equally 

 

2 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said:

What does Jones have to do to get benched?  

I'm pretty sure that was on Okafor.

[Drew 2518]

Refs in their bag today.

Guarantee Texas won’t get that call

[WBT 20662]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

The penalty is what fucked them.

It was more the pass block blown assignment.  We overcame a several penalties to still score last week.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21920]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

hard to score 80 with field goals.

Yeah, have to go for 81

[UTEX_ME 4766]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

All of this. The “this game is over” people are really fucking dumb.

TCU will not stop this offense. They moved the ball too easy. The penalty is what fucked them.

Defense will get enough stops.

not with this ref jobs

[Horn80 6131]

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

Time to get our shit together.

Only been 15 years.

[Bigbend1812 12927]

Fuck that guy in particular.

[MillerEP 30495]

Let’s get a turnover here to turn it real quick

[Slacks 6862]

Just now, ImissWallyPryor said:

So, we start Jones because he has the wingspan, even though he is feet are concrete blocks?

His brain was a concrete block on that sack.

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

We got the no blinking ref!

[LTtxfan 49348]

Need toads to turn the ball over...  🤘

[immamac 43009]

this is fucking ridiculous call a time out.

[WBT 20662]

1 minute ago, B00M said:

Took the ref forever to get the fuck off the ball. If there was motion it was because he delayed us

Then don't sub

[Dahobbs 17681]

Jesus defense. 

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Rig 12 Refs warming up

[Surly Bevo 25145]

Refs are already active...

[TommyGufano 6021]

15 mins later and i remain flabbergasted by that Brockermeyer attempted tackle. wtf?

[Hook1997 5400]

Going to be one of those games where we littler the field with laundry?  Not good Bob, not good.  

[JesusSweatDuck 17809]

Welp, the refs are out for us

[irishtexan 11522]

One other thing - hate to say it but I'm not sure Casey is any better than Card when it comes to deep ball accuracy

Good thing he’s much better in the “not shitting his pants” part of the game

[dcar00 14356]

thats just lazy by thompson.  play fucking defense.

[Droopy 2626]

Stunt on these hoes!🤘🏼

[Funk Doctor Spock 12506]

Just now, SarkAfterDark said:

 

 

I'm pretty sure that was on Okafor.

#78 is Jones who allowed the sack, I'm pretty sure. I could be wrong