klanaggy pirate @ soldier texums :: 6pm SECN

[Sgt Hulk 13616]

Sigh. aggy gonna  win 

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Announcers really wanted it to be a roadrunner. Just wait. It's nighttime. Bats will show up and they will spend the whole third quarter telling us how to kill vampires. Which would be a lot more entertaining.

that bird is the star. Crowd even chanting for the bird. lmao. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22023]

Hoping to be wrong, but this has the makings of an aggy 10 point win and Looch pumps a buncha' sunshine.

[Firemans4Horn 17754]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

think leach just doesn't have a QB that can run his O fully.  this smells like a aggy 7 point win.

Qb’s making smart choices on dump downs but his skill players aren’t making plays. 

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Oh, they absolutely can

Yeah, I forgot to use the "rhetorical comment font". My bad.

[SKA the boss 729]

aggy fans chanting for the bird now. How bad is your team/game?

[RollLeft 5039]

msu sucks so much on defense they are making Cansado look good.  The plan is to score one more than aggy, Leach.  Go.

[ButtFumble 5121]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

20 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

10% will create a sock and tell a story of how great the aggy fans were when they came to the game and how well they acted even after the loss

Lol, saw a couple "first time to Texas" posts on Texaggy this week. Both posters tried to be subtle at first, but aggy can't help themselves.

got a hand job at northgate.....some gloryhole at the Dixie Chicken......big burrito at Freebirds

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

Y’all negative motherfuckers sound like Calzone is finished throwing picks.

[coachherman'sgrill 1935]

Spanx

For control.

[cactusflinthead 27588]

Scraggly ass molting grackle causes aggy cheers.

Shit filled noisemakers

[coachherman'sgrill 1935]

Whoop

[Guest]

Holy cow.  No speed bumps on that blitz

[Pato del Muerto 52227]

“…and after the game ended, the aggy faithful gently and lovingly removed the bird and went tree to tree until it cawed knowingly.  Then they located it’s family and placed it gently along side.  The grackle says it would be proud to have his kids walk on Kyle field. “

[Bullneck 18939]

2 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Not sure why they aren't blitzing the fuck out of Calzada.

[Hagbard Celine 10632]

7 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Stop showing that bird

before the end of the night, the grackle will take on mythical status, like Brian's shoe or Brian's gourd

i've got it - the grackle is THE REINCARNATION OF E. KING GILL

[TexArcher 37412]

1 minute ago, SKA the boss said:

aggy fans chanting for the bird now. How bad is your team/game?

That's an S-E-C bird.  He shits as much as three Big 12 birds.

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Shit filled noisemakers

Grackles or aggy?

whynotboth.gif

[Guest]

LOLz.  Jimbo  and squad is all out of sorts.

Burn that fucking T/O...

[Firemans4Horn 17754]

Aggys oline is not very good. 

[Pato del Muerto 52227]

The second guy that landed on calzone, that was a penalty on overshown a few hours ago. Doesn’t draw comment here. 

[Surly Bevo 24685]

This aggy team is such a poorly coached clusterfuck

[TexArcher 37412]

Literal LOL at having to call a timeout to get your field goal team set.  Jumbo is a bank robber inside their athletic department.

[ousux 5581]

Poooo ragggy settles for another fg

[Firemans4Horn 17754]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

The second guy that landed on calzone, that was a penalty on overshown a few hours ago. Doesn’t draw comment here. 

the refs in the TCU game should be relegated to blondes vs brunettes charity games. 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Literal LOL at having to call a timeout to get your field goal team set.  Jumbo is a bank robber inside their athletic department.

Yeah, you almost like him for it

[coachherman'sgrill 1935]

Literal LOL at having to call a timeout to get your field goal team set.  Jumbo is a bank robber inside their athletic department.

Is it really robbing when they want, ney insist, on giving him an extension for no fucking reason

[ousux 5581]

Pirate about to confuse the aggy D

[ButtFumble 5121]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Literal LOL at having to call a timeout to get your field goal team set.  Jumbo is a bank robber inside their athletic department.

it is not robbery when they drive the armored truck to your place and start tossing bank bags of cash to you while you lay there in your casista

Edited October 3, 2021 by ButtFumble

[NAVY 6737]

Is the band going to attack that bird? I’m thinking yes 

[El Squared 1792]

6 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

"They're chanting 'bird'..."

... like they could get goofier?

yes- they will try to squeeze the birds nuts for good luck....

[Kdub 498]

Sloneal got all turned around

[ousux 5581]

Right on cue lol

[Guest]

For all of the pub the honey badger receives for not giving a fuck...,

grackles are mean AF.  Even that one on TV looks like he's been through a rumble or 3.  They are always fucking with each other and you'll see one hopping around on one leg or half their head caved in.

#TeamGrackle

[SKA the boss 729]

aggy likes to crow about that 140 point game with LSU like it was something awesome, but they ignore the fact that regulation was 60 minutes of shitshow football and no one did squat until the refs started spotting them the ball on their opponent’s 25.
A lot like this one.

[coachherman'sgrill 1935]

Calvin is shredding the vaunted S-E-C ag secondary

[Starfleet Command 441]

Please get a TD here going into half. 

[Nicole44 22016]

grackle not leaving. announcers stumped. 

[coachherman'sgrill 1935]

Whoop

[Bullneck 18939]

Hitting on all cylinders now. Let's hope they don't get intimidated by the end zone.

 

TD!!!!

Edited October 3, 2021 by Bullneck

[Surly Bevo 24685]

So much give up in the aggy secondary.  Have fun with Nick, who your coach pissed off by talking shit about him this summer 

[cactusflinthead 27588]

Bad ass catch

[Guest]

That was a great drive and a beautiful pass/ catch.

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Please get a TD here going into half. 

Your wish, etc....

[demos 2981]

Quoth the grackle: poor aggy

[GhostOfTomJoad 9268]

Please get a TD here going into half. 

Wish granted.

[coachherman'sgrill 1935]

grackle not leaving. announcers stumped. 

E. Fuck aggy?

[Firemans4Horn 17754]

Touchdown!

 

nice throw

[TexArcher 37412]

Ahahahahaha, suck it, aggy.

 

[Nicole44 22016]

2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Is the band going to attack that bird? I’m thinking yes 

If they lose. Someone should form a rescue squad...