klanaggy pirate @ soldier texums :: 6pm SECN

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Jimbo is straight stealing money from aggy, which amuses me....then I remember aggy is funded by various sources public and private in our state and it fucking pisses me off.  

But they’d spend it anyway on something even dumber or more horrifying 

[Publiushorn 113]

[ButtFumble 5183]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Did Jimbo huff some helium?

exactly what I was about to post and he looks like he has been hitting the bottle too

[coachherman'sgrill 2259]

100 year plan isn't going that well?

[RollLeft 5045]

...and let's go to Jimbo before the half

SOLD!!!

Edited October 3, 2021 by RollLeft

[Hagbard Celine 10908]

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Jimbo is straight stealing money from aggy, which amuses me....then I remember aggy is funded by various sources public and private in our state and it fucking pisses me off.  

all aggy excess in violation of the basic tenets of fiduciary responsibility is accomplished using OUR MONEY

[Funk Doctor Spock 12485]

You smell that? It smells like glory hole and aggy down to klan aggy at the half. Keep it up, Leach. You have one job. 

Edited October 3, 2021 by Spider2YBanana

[TexasMan 10963]

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

what i never see on texags are the skynet posts on subjects like "how is it possible we have such terrible qb play in year 4" but without looch ever getting called out for snake oil

It's because they get banned on texags if they ever question him or his greatness. 

[TexArcher 38019]

Texags is glorious right now.

One guy's selling his tickets and another started a thread with a Bat signal over Pyle only it says "Johnny."

Another thinks their defense is overrated.  No shit, Billy Cletus, it's almost as if 8 of y'all's 9 wins last season were against bad football teams or something...

Edited October 3, 2021 by TexArcher

[Firemans4Horn 18118]

Wow, haven’t heard Jimbo talk in a long time. I didn’t realize he is Boomhauer. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

exactly what I was about to post and he looks like he has been hitting the bottle too

You gotta fall asleep some way while wasting away in Brazos County.

[ousux 5601]

aggy truly has nothing better than Calzone to trot out there..

SEC! SEC! SEC!

[Publiushorn 113]

[Hagbard Celine 10908]

4 minutes ago, Publiushorn said:

talkiebird may be a moran but he certainly convicted

[Elmer_Fudd 22313]

SEC Rant is great right now.  Numerous topics clowning on Jimbo.

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5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Did Jimbo huff some helium?

Whippits

[Hagbard Celine 10908]

5 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Another half of Bimbo Grackle Ball

the grackle can move 80 yards on the ground for a score faster than boomhauer

[Yuk 1554]

It's going to be glorious dragging our balls over their faces the remaining 8 years of Jimbo's contract.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

I can’t wait to see who aggy pays $20 million for next time

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

Aggy chokes today then gets skull fucked by bama next week for a sweet and delicious 3 game losing streak.

[TexArcher 38019]

Some texags dipshit said...

Quote

Pretty sure that's the way it's supposed to go with the 6th pass offense against the 4th pass defense. It's going to be a chess match. We will win some and lose some.

Fun fact: Will Rogers is 23-27 for 233 yds, 2 TD, 0 INT.

Chess match!

Edited October 3, 2021 by TexArcher

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Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Aggy chokes today then gets skull fucked by bama next week for a sweet and delicious 3 game losing streak.

That's an early roller coaster crash but I'll allow it. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17807]

But seriously, he talks to recruits for hours. I couldn't deal with that voice for 5 minutes. Having to listen to that every day would be torture for me

[Laxtonto 12090]

So either aggy comes back and we have a new piece of fucked up cult lore due to the grackle or MSU holds on and we have the curse of the grackle, or we see Leech goes full mad scientist in the second half, score 35 in a row and then bbq the stupid ducking bird and piss on their dog on the way out the door….

I think I would most like to see the third option…

[Hagbard Celine 10908]

7 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

But they’d spend it anyway on something even dumber or more horrifying 

i try to explain to outsiders that although we do hate them, it is only as a result of the fear and loathing

[Pato del Muerto 52562]

3 minutes ago, pops said:

Whippits

Nitro does the opposite 

[dcar00 14342]

8 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

10 minutes ago, Publiushorn said:

100 year plan isn't going that well?

someone needs to take the Jimbo/aggy NC trophy and replace the 2 with a 3.

[Bevo Num1 1021]

That's an early roller coaster crash but I'll allow it. 

It's October. Right on time.

[Surly Bevo 25135]

If Leach pulls this off the post game comments will be fun.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So either aggy comes back and we have a new piece of fucked up cult lore due to the grackle or MSU holds on and we have the curse of the grackle, or we see Leech goes full mad scientist in the second half, score 35 in a row and then bbq the stupid ducking bird and piss on their dog on the way out the door….

I think I would most like to see the third option…

“King was possibly the greatest QB ever to play a game in Texas and we can’t be expected to recover from the loss of a player of that caliber”

[Deej 76897]

3 minutes ago, pops said:

That's an early roller coaster crash but I'll allow it. 

 

[Bevo&Pevo 5217]

To the victors go the spoils...

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

So either aggy comes back and we have a new piece of fucked up cult lore due to the grackle or MSU holds on and we have the curse of the grackle, or we see Leech goes full mad scientist in the second half, score 35 in a row and then bbq the stupid ducking bird and piss on their dog on the way out the door….
I think I would most like to see the third option…

Third option sounds like a weird Pronhub search but I’m not judging.

[Pato del Muerto 52562]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

If Leach pulls this off the post game comments will be fun.

If by fun you mean borderline erotic

[Nicole44 22072]

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

If Leach pulls this off the post game comments will be fun.

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So eitherA) aggy comes back and we have a new piece of fucked up cult lore due to the grackle or B) MSU holds on and we have the curse of the grackle, or C) we see Leech goes full mad scientist in the second half, score 35 in a row and then bbq the stupid ducking bird and piss on their dog on the way out the door….

I think I would most like to see the third option…

I'll take C for the win.

[coachherman'sgrill 2259]

“King was possibly the greatest QB ever to play a game in Texas and we can’t be expected to recover from the loss of a player of that caliber”

On brand with the yearly woulda, coulda, shoulda

[Elmer_Fudd 22313]

Pirate gets the ball to start second half.  Needs to go get points and force Jimbo to get desperate which will result in a Calzone int.

[ousux 5601]

But seriously, he talks to recruits for hours. I couldn't deal with that voice for 5 minutes. Having to listen to that every day would be torture for me

Heeey bidda bidda bidda

[TexArcher 38019]

Texags asking how much they can pay the Kentucky coach.......

 

 

Chortle....

 

 

[RamjetFDO 10577]

Chess match!

Even the "Scholar's Mate" is technically a chess match.

[ButtFumble 5183]

7 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I can’t wait to see who aggy pays $20 million for next time

[coachherman'sgrill 2259]

Pirate gets the ball to start second half.  Needs to go get points and force Jimbo to get desperate which will result in a Calzone int.

Calzone can do that without any help. He's got a critical pick 6 in him.

[Guadaloopy 11012]

10 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

But they’d spend it anyway on something even dumber or more horrifying 

aggy when they get money to spend:

[pch 1259]

9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Some texags dipshit said...

Fun fact: Will Rogers is 23-27 for 233 yds, 2 TD, 0 INT.

Chess match!

I'm liking this Will Rogers as much as the original, who must have been thinking about Aggy when he said it:

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”
― Will Rogers

[Hagbard Celine 10908]

7 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So either aggy comes back and we have a new piece of fucked up cult lore due to the grackle or MSU holds on and we have the curse of the grackle, or we see Leech goes full mad scientist in the second half, score 35 in a row and then bbq the stupid ducking bird and piss on their dog on the way out the door….

I think I would most like to see the third option…

fourth option....

after the 35 in a row, the grackle flies up and sits on the pirate's shoulder

texags silicon and all registered users spontaneously combust

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

fourth option....
after the 35 in a row, the grackle flies up and sits on the pirate's shoulder
texags silicon and all registered users spontaneously combust

I like the cut of yer jib.

[coachherman'sgrill 2259]

Man, aggy secondary is hot garbage

[cabowabo 4510]

[Bullneck 19199]

MSU's offense seems to have found its stride.

24-13 would be sweet.  Keep moving the ball.