TX/ou thread of hate filled Haiku - 2021

[BonzoMontreaux 1100]

An Overturned schooner

Red and white surrender cobras

Longhorn fans rejoice

[BonzoMontreaux 1100]

37 minutes ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

An Overturned schooner

Red white surrender cobras

Longhorn fans rejoice

Can't edit inline... 7,8 whatever it takes.

[Pimphand 5910]

Spencer Jones fights good

Pinned on piss stained bathroom floor

Flawless Victory

[Slacks 6864]

You know ok sucks

I do not have to tell you

We are going to win.

[Nivek 16987]

Fuck OU

OU Sucks

Fuck OU

[kopp0e 1135]

Well, rabble/ rabble, I predict Oklahoma will be undefeated this weekend, as the darkside will defeat the team in Austin..!

Welp, good luck & enjoy the game this weekend, but hopefully the Sooners have mre points when the clock runs out eh..?

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[Helobious 9466]

One big bag of dick

every sooner wants a lick

need more bags of dick

 

[Bojack 2082]

Bo runs right through him

Puddle of roids and hair gel

Brian Bosworth sucks.

[Nuge 1986]

No Teeth Stinky Breath

Meth Vitamins For Breakfast

Fuck Boomer Sooner!

[TexArcher 38075]

Man, I really do

Hope ou burns to the ground

Ha ha, watch it burn

[Horndog 2234]

Not a haiku, so bite me.

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

OU sucks

And so does OU

[VaLonghorn99 341]

Big game Bob left

Close games against unranked

Playoff win still evades

[Bill Lumbergh 7186]

These lines make
A haiku like ou
Does not suck

[Rudy Rutabaga 8206]

OU sucks bad

I mean really really bad

 Bad like asshole stink

[Rudy Rutabaga 8206]

In fact asshole stink

Is like roses compared to

Their epic suckage

[Pimphand 5910]

Swearengen, Wu, prove

Ninteenth century Sooners

Smoked the Deadwood pole

[Superhero 8845]

15 hours ago, Rudy Rutabaga said:

OU sucks bad

I mean really really bad

 Bad like asshole stink

Missing a syllable on the top row bro.

 

Signed, Haiku Police

[Rudy Rutabaga 8206]

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Missing a syllable on the top row bro.

 

Signed, Haiku Police

Who are Haiku cops

Jobless syllable counters

or simply assholes

[Superhero 8845]

Rudy ol’ Rudy

Policing the Haiku Cop

You have too much time

[Slacks 6864]

On 10/6/2021 at 12:14 PM, Snacks said:

You know ok sucks

I do not have to tell you

We are going to win.

how in the hell did

i type ok, not ou?

it don't make a shit

[Longboard Horn 40537]

Sarknado’s coming

OU won’t know what hit em

Back to the meth lab

[landman 559]

Fuck OU Fuck them

The eat bags of giant dicks

and hate old ladies

[Rudy Rutabaga 8206]

14 hours ago, Superhero said:

Rudy ol’ Rudy

Policing the Haiku Cop

You have too much time

Dude you may be right

What matters is OU sucks

And they like dick bags

 

hook ‘em SH

 

 

[TexArcher 38075]

I fucking hate them

With every fiber of my

Being.  We will win.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

 

Texas is stronger

But Sooners think they see victory

Unless its Spencer Jones

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

 

Piss Covered Bathroom

Cocky Sooner Holder Starts Fight

Fucked around found out

Edited October 9, 2021 by Doc Reeves

[TexMexBuddha 988]

It is fucking late
Or is it really early?
So what? OU Sucks

[Bill Lumbergh 7186]

It's seven am
Morning of Texas ou
And ou still sucks

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Texas provides it

Texas A&M rides it

and OU sucks it

[DoobieWah 1463]

You wanted haiku.

I wondered what I should do.

OU Sux - it's true!

Spoiler

Bonus limerick:

 

There once was a tribe from norman,

Whose sexual penchant was for men,

Not that there's anything wrong with that,

Except that they also love scat,

Like those other idiots, the corps men. 

 

 

Bonus Sonnet:

Spoiler

You actually wanted to read that?

🤘

 

 

[TOR 5817]

The 'school' in norman

Dvoracek has a job

espn yo