That ain't Shelley, Urban...

[Pokoloco 1,280]

My poor decisions don't seem so bad now.

[Guest Lobo]

Calling out Shelley for her lunacy and urban for his bad, adulterous decisions is CR material.  Has no place here.  
 

having said that, If I made that kinda money, my wife was that fucking stupid and ugly…….I’d be out getting jiggy with it too.   Hmmmm, stay here for free drinks and nice-ass lap dances or come home to horse face with her apple paste refill?   Real tough call. 

[EuroHorn 3,260]

Looks like he prefers being under Center 

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

1 hour ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

Urban to Shelley

Edited October 4, 2021 by CowtownHorn

[formermav43 4,606]

13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Urb smells sex and pizza, here.

Who's that grinding on his chair?

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,547]

Urban is clearly the victim here. Those mean people were just trying to pull him out onto the dance floor while he was enjoying a quiet, wholesome family dinner with the grandkids... by having him stick his finger up some strange woman's ass. 

[B00M 6,414]

4 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

 

@Landomatic what do you think Urban is doing with his hand here?

Based on his shoulder position, I think he's grabbing the front edge of the stool and she's grinding his arm and back of his hand. He's a fucking dumbass regardless.

[B00M 6,414]

1 hour ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

Upon further review, the ruling on the field is overturned. This child was dry finger finger banging.

[Guest Lobo]

I picture Urban's grandkids still waiting next door because he was gonna order special desserts for the whole table:

 

[Horn Dog 9,816]

Let he who hasn't abandoned his grandkids in the next door dining room to finger bang a big head blond college girl,  cast the first stone.

[Blotto 23,496]

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I picture Urban's grandkids still waiting next door because he was gonna order special desserts for the whole table:

 

Where's grampa? He left 90 minutes ago...said something about getting mudslides for dessert? 

[Kel Varnsen 8,459]

He's a better man than me. I would have smelled my finger.

[conVINCEd 21,469]

Heart problems about to resurface.

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Where's grampa? He left 90 minutes ago...said something about getting mudslides for dessert? 

And he mumbled something about getting a Colorado Rawdog for an after dinner drink.  

[Your Mom 4,805]

Didn’t his old lady already tweet something that sounded like her being cool with it all?  Whether she did or not, I don’t see this being anywhere close to something to derail anybody’s career.  He rubbed a girl from outside her pants. Meh. 

[Deej 76,758]

2 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

 

You're busted. Just once I'd like to see someone stand up there and just admit it. "I had a few drinks, some young blonde started rubbing her ass on my junk. Sorry for partying."

 

[ztejas 43,418]

2 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

Didn’t his old lady already tweet something that sounded like her being cool with it all?  Whether she did or not, I don’t see this being anywhere close to something to derail anybody’s career.  He rubbed a girl from outside her pants. Meh. 

The issue is that he has one of the most difficult jobs in the world and he's on camera getting hammered at a bar 1,000 miles away from work philandering about with hoores.

Edited October 4, 2021 by ztejas

[Napoleon 8,667]

On 10/3/2021 at 1:24 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

People are really trying to force the name to Twerkgate. People are stupid. Urban is scum, but I like the cut of his jib. 

 

On 10/3/2021 at 1:25 PM, mdleast said:

He liked her jib too

URBAN MEYER 2021:

“Gettin’ Jibby Wit’ It”

Edited October 4, 2021 by Napoleon

[bad_teammate 13,193]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The issue is that he has one of the most difficult jobs in the world and he's on camera getting hammered at a bar 1,000 miles away from work philandering about with hoores.

lol damn I was very very sad when i found out we weren't getting Urban

This is hilarious

[SuperSport 1,333]

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

You're busted. Just once I'd like to see someone stand up there and just admit it. "I had a few drinks, some young blonde started rubbing her ass on my junk. Sorry for partying."

 

[Longhornlove 4,813]

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The issue is that he has one of the most difficult jobs in the world and he's on camera getting hammered at a bar 1,000 miles away from work philandering about with hoores.

Difficult? No. He is a fucking football coach. High Pressure/stress, yes. I'm pretty sure he didn't pay her. She is just a skank/slut looking for a surgar daddy. Which in no way excuses his behavior.

Edited October 4, 2021 by Longhornlove
Added context

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

Meh outside the pants ass crack swipe isn’t shit.  Come back when he’s classy and has the hands down the pants and smells it afterwards 

[bad_teammate 13,193]

his wife's twitter name starts with "spinner", I don't think she's a prude and is probably just mad Urban didn't bring the girl home

[closetohumping 17,438]

33 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Let he who hasn't abandoned his grandkids in the next door dining room to finger bang a big head blond college girl,  cast the first stone.

They weren’t even finished with their appetizers

 

 

speaking of which Tommy tubercular ***Tuberville  owes me 800.09

Edited October 4, 2021 by closetohumping

[Guest Lobo]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Meh outside the pants ass crack swipe isn’t shit.  Come back when he’s classy and has the hands down the pants and smells it afterwards 

 

[gernblansten 3,196]

2 hours ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

Really, Shelley, there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this...

[Nicole44 22,059]

Some of y’all need to reach out to Shelley  The single ones. Go for it! 

[Deej 76,758]

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Some of y’all need to reach out to Shelley  The single ones. Go for it! 

Thanks, but no thanks. I believe in masks and vaccinations. 

[Longhornlove 4,813]

9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Meh outside the pants ass crack swipe isn’t shit.  Come back when he’s classy and has the hands down the pants and smells it afterwards 

Honestly there would be more going on in a Men's club but the chick would be getting paid. It's his personal business honestly. But hey, you keep being you and I will continue to be entertained.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

[Nicole44 22,059]

Just now, Deej said:

Thanks, but no thanks. I believe in masks and vaccinations. 

But she might be loaded if she goes for a divorce? Lol

[Tex Pete 20,339]

9 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

They weren’t even finished with their appetizers

 

 

speaking of which Tommy tubercular owes me 800.09

Exactly who I thought of!

 

Urban pulled the ol' Tuberville Two Step.

Edited October 4, 2021 by Tex Pete

[Beau Vine 54,210]

23 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

Didn’t his old lady already tweet something that sounded like her being cool with it all?  Whether she did or not, I don’t see this being anywhere close to something to derail anybody’s career.  He rubbed a girl from outside her pants. Meh. 

Username...checks out?

[Longhornlove 4,813]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

But she might be loaded if she goes for a divorce? Lol

She's loaded regardless.

[MAGS® 400]

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

That would make an excellent game day poster...  

[WhatTheBuck 28,776]

Did he fuck her? Did he even kiss her? No? This will pass in short order. Like any of his players will care.

I have a couple of friends who used to tend bar at a strip club. Her older sister and brother-in-law would visit. He’d buy her sister a lap dance and vice versa. (It’s a lot hotter when a stripper gives a lap dance to another woman.)

This was a restaurant. Har har har, we can all have a good laugh about it. But no one really cares. 

[40acredropout 2,902]

Go to a different college football stadium every year on a guys trip and we will be in Columbus for the Notre Dame game next fall.  Airbnb is a 1 minute walk from where the crime went down... guys aren't allowed to tell their wives. 

[closetohumping 17,438]

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Did he fuck her? Did he even kiss her? No? This will pass in short order. Like any of his players will care.

I have a couple of friends who used to tend bar at a strip club. Her older sister and brother-in-law would visit. He’d buy her sister a lap dance and vice versa. (It’s a lot hotter when a stripper gives a lap dance to another woman.)

This was a restaurant. Har har har, we can all have a good laugh about it. But no one really cares. 

I think he missed the bag and went straight to second base. 

[Mittens 8,260]

Speaking of Shelley....

 

 

Edited October 4, 2021 by Mittens

[Guest Lobo]

Just now, Deej said:

Thanks, but no thanks. I believe in masks and vaccinations. 

And she's into fly masks and apple paste.  No telling what kinky shit she'd be down for.  

On the one hand, you got Shelley's ass at home smelling like aisle 5 at Tractor Supply co. 

And on the other finger, this hot young 25YO blonde whose ass tastes like french vanilla ice cream.  

[Longhornlove 4,813]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I think he missed the bag and went straight to second base. 

He wasn't closethumping.

[Eggo 3,977]

27 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Difficult? No. He is a fucking football coach. High Pressure/stress, yes. I'm pretty sure he didn't pay her. She is just a skank/slut looking for a surgar daddy. Which in no way excuses his behavior.

If she were smart, she would have gone somewhere without cameras with him to exchange an NDA for hush money. There's nothing to hush about when it's all over the internet. 

[ztejas 43,418]

30 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Difficult? No. He is a fucking football coach. High Pressure/stress, yes. I'm pretty sure he didn't pay her. She is just a skank/slut looking for a surgar daddy. Which in no way excuses his behavior.

Winning games in the NFL isn't difficult? You serious - Clark? 

[stork642 4,498]

50 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

He's a better man than me. I would have smelled my finger.

He knows it smells like burnt couch.  Everything in Columbus does.  

Edited October 4, 2021 by stork642

[TexArcher 37,772]

40 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The issue is that he has one of the most difficult jobs in the world and he's on camera getting hammered at a bar 1,000 miles away from work philandering about with hoores.

I dunno, man -- I'm pretty sure I could have the Jags 0-4, too.  Doesn't look that hard.

[Longhornlove 4,813]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Winning games in the NFL isn't difficult? You serious - Clark? 

With that roster, in that situation, that he put himself in, damn near impossible. Generally I wouldn't consider football coach a difficult job. Winning in that job, difficult yes. Being a football coach itself, not so much.

Edited October 4, 2021 by Longhornlove

[ztejas 43,418]

Just now, TexArcher said:

I dunno, man -- I'm pretty sure I could have the Jags 0-4, too.  Doesn't look that hard.

I didn't say he's doing a good job. 

[stork642 4,498]

The best part is the coach who demands personal accountability from his players blames group of people next door for his strange groping.  

[Duval Street 420]

That fivehead tho.

[Guest Lobo]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Winning games in the NFL isn't difficult? You serious - Clark? 

Don't like 50% of the coaches win in any given week?  My industry has a far lower success rate.