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Since when is making fun of anti-vaxxers political? I thought that was just standard making fun of stupid people, which is what we do here. It's kind of the whole basis of this thread. 

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Just now, Pig Bellmont said:

I don’t think anyone in the Jags cares about the girl. It’s about skipping the ride on the team plane, getting caught partying instead of working, and not owning mistakes. It’s a lack of leadership and lack of professionalism. 

This. It’s like when Johnny idiot face took off for Vegas in the middle of the season. That pissed the browns off more than anything else.

It’s not so much he was drinking in a bar or casino, or finger banging some sloot, it’s the fact that he was doing that while he’s supposed to be at work. 
 

Urban should have worn a wig and sunglasses. 

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23 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

It's really Shelley's fault. Remember he had to talk to her and the family to make this decision. She needs to take ownership! BTW it's super funny her last tweet from a super active twitter account is Oct 2 of a half eaten corncob pic. Probably at the exact moment the cornholing was occurring.

 

 

That’s some preemptive, passive aggressive shit Shelley sent out about what urban’s dick is gonna look like when she’s done with it.  

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15 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I don’t think anyone in the Jags cares about the girl. It’s about skipping the ride on the team plane, getting caught partying instead of working, and not owning mistakes. It’s a lack of leadership and lack of professionalism. 

Not to mention all the Mickey Mouse College shit Urban brought in, which it sounds like the players despised. Maybe there was a "pee chart."

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I assume the rumors of Urban cancelling the team meeting yesterday are true and if so then fuck that guy for being a pussy.  Man up and keep being a coach and deal with the maelstrom on your own time.

As far as the owner being in an uproar I would struggle not to laugh at him, the PC police are stupid.

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Maybe don't stick your hand up some random college girl's ass when you're 0-4. His dumbass should've gotten on the plane and gone back to Jacksonville to figure out how to not suck as badly. He deserves all the shit he's getting. He was a moron for not just getting out of Ohio. But we all know he's not long for this. He should've never left the Fox set and he knows it. 

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Well, you can take the urban out of Ohio but wouldn’t you rather stick your hand up the butcher’s daughter’s ass than take her word for it?   Wait, it’d have to be your T-Bone

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5 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

It's too bad we never got Larry Eustachy and Urban Meyer at the same school at the same time.  They missed each other at Utah by quite a few years.

I mean, the difference between this and Eustachy taking posed pics at a frat party while holding a Coors Light next to college chicks seems pretty large to me.  Funny that Eustachy was such a big deal at the time.  BTW we all thought Holgo was way more prone to this type of incident than good ol' Urbs.

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45 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

He only owes his wife and kids an apology.

If the owner and any players are upset about this they are pussies and will always be losers.


It you’re talking from a personal, moral stance I mean possibly, depending on his faith, but as the public face of a multi-million dollar club I would absolutely disagree. 

If he wants a job that doesn’t rely on his personal perception to chase poon, like as the CFO of Tesla then who gives a shit. On the other hand if a large part of his hire, salary and status are depended on his “character” and “leadership” then its more a matter of accountability and hypocrisy. that can cause serious crisis and it seem likes it has in this case.

 

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I can't help but think this is Meyer's way of getting out of a bad situation.  All year, his body language has projected that he is miserable. 

This was a major public mistake and may have been intentional.  If he gave one damn about the Jax job he (1) gets on the plane Thursday night or (2) acts with a lot more discretion while staying behind.  Again, I suspect intent.

The Jax coaching staff is really not composed to handle losing Meyer as HC.  Charlie Strong is the assistant head coach - he's not getting promoted.  OC Darrell Bevell was 1-4 as interim HC at Detroit, but I think they'd need him to remain as OC for the sake of protecting Lawrence.  Perhaps DC Joe Cullen.  Safeties coach Chris Ash has some HC experience :)

He'll walk away w/ about $8.5mm, go to some form of "coach retread assignment", and will be refreshed and ready to go in a few months.

He did the same crap at tosu and Florida.  It's his MO.  He's a good coach, so someone will take a chance.  In a few months, he'll be showered and blue blazered, filled with quarters, and mistaken for stranger by his own friends.

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53 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

He only owes his wife and kids an apology.

If the owner and any players are upset about this they are pussies and will always be losers.

I think that they're upset that their shitty coach, who wasted everyone's time with the Tim Tebow publicity grab, is a piece of shit, no accountability liar who thinks he can half-ass his way in a professional league full of grown ass men.

Sure, this isn't an issue if he's 4-0. It's also a much smaller issue if he addressed the team and said, "I fucked up. I was looking for an escape, got drunk, and got handsy with some co-eds. Everything that's happened this year in unacceptable, and it's completely on me."

I don't knew who wouldn't be upset seeing their head coach handle crisis like the biggest pussy ass bitch on the planet.

 

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2 hours ago, Duval Street said:

I don’t see a shot at Carroll, he was successful while Kelly wasn’t.

See also, Kliff K and Jimmy Johnson.

Successful college coaches can become successful NFL coaches. But the coach has to know how to actually coach football...

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So.  Did Urbs ever not fly home with his teams while at Florida or OSU?  Granted, he may have not had a bar or birthday party to go to, but he could have gone, ahem, "recruiting".

Also, I'm an old, but I do recall (or did I dream this?) some scuttle when he left Florida that he had been tapping some one in the athletic offices and that was one of the real reasons why he left when he did.

 

 

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1 minute ago, Pig Bellmont said:

lulz - not a chance. It’s certainly self destructive behavior, but there’s no way to plan for a viral video

Intent to project "screw this" to the world.  Even without the groping/griding, viral videos would exist.  He's at his own bar in Columbus, having a good time when every other coach would have been back at the office trying to figure shit out. 

Few coaches do not take the team plane back after a midseason road game.  Those occur because they get fired before they are allowed on the plane.

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If you're agreeing with whatthebuck you should probably reexamine your life choices.
Never agreeing with wtb.

I just think that if the picture/vid doesn't come nobody has the balls to say that Urban is an asshat. He should have been called out for not traveling with his team from the jump. But now the losers have cover so they are speaking up. That's what I was trying to say. To use this incident as a way to voice your grievance is kind of a pussy move.

He definitely deserves all the shit.
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58 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I don’t think anyone in the Jags cares about the girl. It’s about skipping the ride on the team plane, getting caught partying instead of working, and not owning mistakes. It’s a lack of leadership and lack of professionalism. 

Yeah, no one cares about the girl and there was nothing immoral going on in that short video. It wouldn’t be immoral if he was at a strip club stuffing bills in topless dancers’ G-strings. Shelley and Urban’s relationship is their business, not ours.

The only thing that matters are the results on the field. If the Jags were 2-2 then this wouldn’t even be an issue. But, especially after a loss, Urban should’ve gone back to Jacksonville with the team and started studying film. That’s the real story here, not the girl. 

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1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I don’t think anyone in the Jags cares about the girl. It’s about skipping the ride on the team plane, getting caught partying instead of working, and not owning mistakes. It’s a lack of leadership and lack of professionalism. 

My point exactly.  I bet most or all of Meyer's staff was with the players on the plane back from Cincinnati Thursday night, and back to work the next morning trying to figure out how to improve an 0-4 team. 

Meyer, on the other hand, woke up in Columbus Friday morning smelling his fingers and humming the USC fight song.

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2 minutes ago, alincoln said:

The most surprising aspect of the incident is that Urban gets that obliterated in public.  

Yeah, I'm not going to going to say the guy definately has a problem with alcohol based on one incident, but that one instance is certainly problematic. No way all of that goes down if Urbs aint wasted. If I'm Shahid Khan, that worries me more than Urb's booty hole scavenger hunt.  

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40 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

I mean, the difference between this and Eustachy taking posed pics at a frat party while holding a Coors Light next to college chicks seems pretty large to me.  Funny that Eustachy was such a big deal at the time.  BTW we all thought Holgo was way more prone to this type of incident than good ol' Urbs.

I'm not likening the two just saying it's too bad they didn't get to party together.  Holgo and Leach just have the discretion part down better than the other two.

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1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

I just think that if the picture/vid doesn't come nobody has the balls to say that Urban is an asshat. He should have been called out for not traveling with his team from the jump. But now the losers have cover so they are speaking up. That's what I was trying to say. To use this incident as a way to voice your grievance is kind of a pussy move.

Just a wag that other than tens of hundreds jags fans, nobody else on the face of the earth knew he bailed on the team to chase poon in Ohio. Congrats to you, I guess, for being in the know about UM's travel history.

UM is extremely fortunate that the woman is apparently very good-natured. She could have turned around and given him a black eye. She could have called the cops. She could be on local or national tv crying like that zach smith bitch about how she was wronged. Or all of the above.

In some states what UM did would possibly meet the definition of sexual battery.

 

 

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