That ain't Shelley, Urban...

[Sawbonz 27578]

17 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I think it’s classier than that. Caymanne Braska.

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

1 hour ago, Satoshi said:

This all makes me wonder who he was really meeting in Horseshoe Bay

Judging his propensity for blondes, I’d argue Taylor Estes

[Rimbo 25976]

Questions To Ask Yourself Before Starting An Open Relationship

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

25 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

So social distancing and masks are a concern here?   CR much?   Jesus.   Didn’t see that coming but I guess expected given our fucked up ‘new normal’.  

well, more so when you were stupid enough to admit something like…

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/08/31/urban-meyer-admits-vaccination-status-was-a-consideration-in-player-cuts/

[Doc Reeves 6434]

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

She probably is willing to do....things.

 

 

But not as much as you’re average 18y/o HS senior

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Nm 

Edited October 6, 2021 by Doc Reeves

[Rimbo 25976]

https://www.theonion.com/urban-meyer-still-adjusting-to-speed-of-nfl-cover-ups-1847802700

Urban Meyer Still Adjusting To Speed Of NFL Cover-Ups

JACKSONVILLE, FL—Apologizing to Jaguars fans for his early failures in leading the team, Jacksonville coach Urban Meyer admitted to reporters Tuesday that he is still adjusting to the speed of NFL cover-ups. “At the college level, these scandals take a lot longer to develop, and I’ll admit I just haven’t done the work to adjust my press strategy from Ohio State,” said Meyer, who explained that he was often able to shut down a damaging story or sweep a player’s transgressions under the rug with a single phone call while running a college program. “The NFL media ecosystem is just more complex than college, so I can’t run with the same simple denials I used in the past. I’m dealing with grown adults now, and lots of people have their own ideas that I can’t just override by throwing them off the team or threatening to take away a scholarship. Jaguars fans deserve a better level of cover-up than I’ve been providing, and I’m committed to learning and getting better.” At press time, Meyer had hired a former assistant from the Steelers so he could learn how they managed to sweep everything Ben Roethlisberger has done under the rug.

[Guest Lobo]

nmnm

Edited October 6, 2021 by Lobo

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:

But not as much as you’re average 18y/o HS senior

 

1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:

But not as much as you’re average 18y/o HS senior

repeating it doesn't make them older, dude.  

[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

 

repeating it doesn't make them older, dude.  

Thank god…

[ztejas 43475]

3 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

But not as much as you’re average 18y/o HS senior

Willing and knowing how are different ballgames.

[El Squared 1802]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Vegetarian? Seems like she liked the meat.

 

Don’t eat meat but she sure likes the bone....

[aggie08 21505]

28 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

the idea that this is somehow premeditated by Urban to get out of Jacksonville is laughable...he's in hot water at home, his name/reputation is being dragged through the mud nationally, and USC won't touch him with a 10' pole. Masterful.

All of this.

His image would have been better off had he walked to the nearest podium and said, "I hate this job. I don't want to do it anymore. I quit." and walked off

[Deej 76830]

How long before aggy convinces themselves they can pay Jimbo's buyout and hire Urban?

[Rimbo 25976]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

How long before aggy convinces themselves they can pay Jimbo's buyout and hire Urban?

And would it be funnier than them having to suffer mediocrity with Jimbo for ten years?

[Fug 541]

SIAP

but I think the Jags’s owners son has something to do with the consistent media attention, especially from barstool. He’s been on pardon my take several times and barstool isn’t letting up. Wondering if he’s feeding them info and trying to make it worse. He now hold a position as director of analytics so I’m sure there’s a power struggle with Urban.

[Deej 76830]

[jinx 2635]

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

I’m hardheaded, and I’m prideful. And I want to apologize clear back to the time I stuck my finger in your butt in the bar. I love you Cayman Nebraska. 

[Guest Lobo]

Came-in Nebraska?  It was just my finger.  Besides, her Nebraska ass may be a Legend.  But I'm all Buckeye, and I teach "Leaders" 

Edited October 6, 2021 by Lobo

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Urb knows. 

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12471]

What would your woman do if there was the same video of you at a bar with that young woman?  Mine would laugh and say "Good try, loser. Now go clean the garage."

[Fug 541]

 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Someone just getting caught up on this thread. Why is this thread so lon... 

 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

3 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

What would your woman do if there was the same video of you at a bar with that young woman?  Mine would laugh and say "Good try, loser. Now go clean the garage."

Man, you have an awesome woman. If mine saw me sticking my finger in some hot 24 yr old's ass I better fucking move fast. 

[txhorns 2409]

5 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

What would your woman do if there was the same video of you at a bar with that young woman?  Mine would laugh and say "Good try, loser. Now go clean the garage."

Mine would divorce me, as she should.

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

5 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Man, you have an awesome woman. If mine saw me sticking my finger in some hot 24 yr old's ass I better fucking move fast. 

For my 40th, I said, "I'm getting a sports car, a motorcycle, or a girlfriend." Old Lady's response: "Please get a girlfriend. Save me some work. I'll pick her out."

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

 Mine would have been been the woman in the bar

[aggie08 21505]

2 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Mine would divorce me, as she should.

Yeah, that's not a "Had a few too many drinks and wanted to remember my single days of flirting and playful touching" grope. That's a "I already got her number, I've been describing all the freaky shit that I'm good to do to her, and I think she's down" grope.

Which is why it seems way more likely that this wasn't a random encounter.

[txhorns 2409]

3 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

 Mine would have been been the woman in the bar

That's a lie, this woman had clothes on.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Shelley: "You need to go get your confidence back, I barely recognize you anymore."  Urban: "You know what?  You're right!!!"
2 Hrs later... 

 

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

4 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Shelley: "You need to go get your confidence back, I barely recognize you anymore."  Urban: "You know what?  You're right!!!"
2 Hrs later... 

 

He was demonstrating the center snap. Nothing to see here. 

[40acredropout 2902]

30 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

 Mine would have been been the woman in the bar

Username checks out.

[markstanco 12577]

Has Shelly made a statement

[Longhornlove 4832]

2 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

What would your woman do if there was the same video of you at a bar with that young woman?  Mine would laugh and say "Good try, loser. Now go clean the garage."

My wife would have asked "Why were you trying to stick your finger in her butt"? She would have laughed at me and been pissed with the chick.

[Napoleon 8689]

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Judging his propensity for blondes, I’d argue Taylor Estes

 

 

Spoiler

 

 

Edited October 6, 2021 by Napoleon

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13116]

I’ll never forget the look on my wife’s face the first time she witnessed me rubbing another girl’s taint. It was about 18 years ago in Virginia Beach. Of course, the oh my god look on her face was likely related to the girl’s head being buried between my wife’s legs.

[Vito Andolini 9126]

[Longboard Horn 40333]

[Kermit 3156]

3 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I’ll never forget the look on my wife’s face the first time she witnessed me rubbing another girl’s taint. It was about 18 years ago in Virginia Beach. Of course, the oh my god look on her face was likely related to the girl’s head being buried between my wife’s legs.

[Texasborn91 938]

7 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

What would your woman do if there was the same video of you at a bar with that young woman?  Mine would laugh and say "Good try, loser. Now go clean the garage."

[South Austin 52519]

6 hours ago, markstanco said:

Has Shelly made a statement

Several, unfortunately.

[markstanco 12577]

He did cut at least one of them.

[Noozak 324]

8 hours ago, Fug said:

SIAP

but I think the Jags’s owners son has something to do with the consistent media attention, especially from barstool. He’s been on pardon my take several times and barstool isn’t letting up. Wondering if he’s feeding them info and trying to make it worse. He now hold a position as director of analytics so I’m sure there’s a power struggle with Urban.

It's definitely coming from Tony. The story about the locker room to the SI writer came directly from khan 

[Longboard Horn 40333]

[South Austin 52519]

9 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

The chick looks like Trent Dilfer’s daughter with her eyes way too close together. She isn’t remotely attractive and her name is stupid. 

Don’t care. Finger had butt sex.

[CooterBrown 18014]

Has Shelly made a statement

“The magnetism caused by the devil juice injection the Jaguars required of saintly Urban pulled the harlot’s booty towards him. He had no choice to try to push her away. Unfortunately his hand was sucked into the abyss of sin. I like cats.”

[TexArcher 37977]

9 hours ago, Deej said:

How long before aggy convinces themselves they can pay Jimbo's buyout and hire Urban?

I guarantee it's already being discussed in that aggy-only section of texags.

[StruggleBus 3922]

8 hours ago, txhorns said:

Mine would divorce me, as she should.

[Don Johnson 4754]

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13515]

For the guys saying their wife would laugh at them if she saw this, it's because she knows there is no way the girl would go home with you. Meyer's fame can pull in a 25 year old without difficulty.