Cowboys vs Panthers: Week 4

[Surly Bevo 24,695]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

How many fat, sweaty fuck opposing coaches do my teams have to face this weekend?

I actually respect this one though...he's a solid football coach.

[dcar00 14,030]

ballsy. connor did a good job there BTW.

[A’Dam Psycho 1,469]

Dak is league MVP right now. Change my mind

[Vito Andolini 9,099]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Steele totally missed the seal there.  Now we have to punt.

Welcome to the new football. 4th down is different these days. Analytics?

[Quagmire 2,146]

Fat ass grew some balls

[Mo Horn 8,807]

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Dak is league MVP right now. Change my mind

No, he totally sucks. Just ask Futureman

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,319]

Refs bailed us out on this drive LOL

[Quagmire 2,146]

Refs bailed us out on this drive LOL

Yeah maybe dipshit will hold onto the ball now

[A’Dam Psycho 1,469]

Just now, Quagmire said:

Yeah maybe dipshit will hold onto the ball now

Or we throw to the better TE (Blake Jarwin)

[Firemans4Horn 17,827]

Kellen Moore will be a head coach next year. Too good of a coach. 

[Quagmire 2,146]

And he totally redeems himself

[A’Dam Psycho 1,469]

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Or we throw to the better TE (Blake Jarwin)

Boom called it

[Mo Horn 8,807]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Kellen Moore will be a head coach next year. Too good of a coach. 

Replace Mccarthy please

[Braff Zacklin 13,409]

2 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Or we throw to the better TE (Blake Jarwin)

[Firemans4Horn 17,827]

Shultz is going to get cut dropping the ball every damn play. 

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

I don't think Schultz is in, but I'll take it and I like the decision although not crazy about the call.

[taybo20 2,815]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Shultz is going to get cut dropping the ball every damn play. 

Literally…like come on man

[Pato del Muerto 52,338]

He’s in, and I bet when they called they they assumed he’d be all alone

[Sgt Hulk 13,644]

I like the call to go for 2 didn’t like the play selection 

[dcar00 14,030]

not in.

[Sgt Hulk 13,644]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Shultz is going to get cut dropping the ball every damn play. 

Huh??

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,319]

Well, the refs have been giving us points and I for one, will not complain

[Firemans4Horn 17,827]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Huh??

3 fumbles on 1 drive. Might be an NFL record. 

[Horny Bull 2,759]

I think I’ve seen enough of Schultz for today. 

[dcar00 14,030]

moose needs to teach Schultz how to hold a football.

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Took it away.  Damn it..... Schultz is really bad and understanding down and distance and manipulating his body to get past the marker.  He's improved a ton but it's something he has to work at.

[Pato del Muerto 52,338]

Let’s see how long we are chasing that point

[Herpa Derpa 6,111]

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Shultz is going to get cut dropping the ball every damn play. 

Jimmy ain't walking through that door. Sigh.

[Mo Horn 8,807]

That's not going to matter if the defense can't stop them

[Sgt Hulk 13,644]

If zeke can’t get us 1.5 feet 

[Dewey 3,280]

One yard would be pretty simple if the other team lined up in a dime and guarded against the hailmary. Just take the point and move on. 

[dcar00 14,030]

shit ton of holding going on but hard to complain after they totally miss a fumble.

[A’Dam Psycho 1,469]

Joe Brady aka LSUs next head coach

[Firemans4Horn 17,827]

That was some really soft defense

[C-Man 27,041]

McCarthy you stupid mother fucker

[dcar00 14,030]

decline the penalty?  so fucking dumb.

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Why did we decline?  And then we rush 3?  McCarthy is a moron.

[Sgt Hulk 13,644]

Fucking River boat gambling

[C-Man 27,041]

Give up 2nd-and-27 to let them have 3rd-and-12?!?! What the absolute fuck???

[dcar00 14,030]

you take every 15 yard penalty.  every time every day.  what a fucking moron.  

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

McCarthy to the rescue again for the Panthers.

[Mo Horn 8,807]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Why did we decline?  And then we rush 3?  McCarthy is a moron.

You answered your own question

[dcar00 14,030]

Just now, C-Man said:

Give up 2nd-and-27 to let them have 3rd-and-12?!?! What the absolute fuck???

you make them have to get 2 14 yard plays in a row rather than one in a row.  so fucking stupid.

[Chips O'Toole 1,316]

Dallas had the ball at the 22, so half the distance makes it 2nd and 23, not 27.  But still the wrong decision to decline it.

[Vic Mackey 46,932]

2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Why did we decline?  And then we rush 3?  McCarthy is a moron.

I'm almost out on him. Make Kellen the coach and see what happens. I see now why Rodgers was done with him. We decline a penalty that would have made it 2nd and 27 and then play soft zone for an easy reception? Fuck him.

[Sgt Hulk 13,644]

We are getting murdered 

[Sgt Hulk 13,644]

Cmon Parsons light this mother fucker up 

[dcar00 14,030]

hope someone comes up with the percentages on 2nd and 23 and 3rd and 12

[Firemans4Horn 17,827]

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Give up 2nd-and-27 to let them have 3rd-and-12?!?! What the absolute fuck???

it would have only been 2nd and 21. 

[dcar00 14,030]

this D is awful