Lincoln Riley throws covid parties at nursing homes.

[Mikey4 2476]

Lincoln Riley just can't understand why Texas fired Tom Herman

Lincoln Riley makes CR posts on the football board and laughs about it.

Lincoln Riley asks to speak to the manager

Edited October 3, 2021 by Mikey4

[Mikey4 2476]

Lincoln Riley thinks Kirk Bowels offers "really insightful commentary"

Lincoln Riley poisoned Treaty Oak

[Knoxtnhorn 5936]

Lincoln Riley still thinks Lily, from the AT&T commercials is still hot.

Riley prefers In and Out over Whataburger.

 

[txhorns 2408]

Lincoln Riley puts beans in his chili.

[Mikey4 2476]

Lincoln Riley thinks Art Briles deserves another chance

Lincoln Riley orders steak well done, and then asks for ketchup

 

 

[txhorns 2408]

Lincoln Riley orders his steaks well done.

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Lincoln Riley co-ops blek Tik-Tok dances without crediting content creators.

[Guest Lobo]

"Lincoln Riley denies vaccine efficacy because he went to Texas Tech and lives in Oklahoma.  And he'll soon be dead."

 

(am I doing this right???)

Edited October 3, 2021 by Lobo

[allrightallrightallright 67]

Lincoln Riley has all three of his nipples pierced

 

[Mikey4 2476]

Lincoln Riley doesn't go when the light turns green

 

Lincoln Riley enjoys the scenery while meandering in the left lane on Mopac

[Beau Vine 54003]

Lincoln Riley won't return his shopping cart to the cart corral.

[Longhornstampede 3174]

Lincoln Riley rates Florida Georgia Line over Georgia Strait

[Fondren & Main 6670]

Lincoln Riley puts mayonnaise on a whataburger.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

Lincoln Riley prefers his brisket dry with ketchup

[Mikey4 2476]

Lincoln Riley still posts on shaggy bevo as "8badmofo31." But he's "just there for the stories," not the scat.

[Pig Bellmont 8692]

Lincoln Riley will choose the urinal right next to you even when a row of others are open

[millhouse 2587]

Lincoln Riley thinks the board of directors for ERCOT deserve a raise

[Guest Lobo]

Lincoln Riley thinks horse paste is an honorable pre-game meal that aligns with team goal posters.

[Rimbo 25784]

lincoln riley, he come over to my house, and he kick my dog

[Rimbo 25784]

lincoln riley eats his own boogers on national tv

[Rimbo 25784]

lincoln riley rapes, but he doesn't save

[CBHorn 414]

Lincoln Riley cheers when Old Yeller gets put down.

[Texasborn91 899]

Lincoln Riley begs his wife to take the scenic route then proceeds to spend the next 4 hours looking at Tik Tok

[Wax Beer Cup 382]

Lincoln Riley thinks South Austin’s mom is a virgin.

[Chilly Water 409]

Lincoln Riley still gets his annual Christmas picture taken sitting on a mall Santa’s lap 

[ATXbronco 4060]

19 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lincoln Riley still thinks Lily, from the AT&T commercials is still hot.

 

 

She absolutely freaking is hot

 

And I bet she's a freak

[millhouse 2587]

Lincoln Riley eats whole bananas in one bite

[bschoolprof 6232]

Lincoln Riley makes brisket like this (for real):

[Mason Ramsey 3372]

Lincoln Riley posts his nurse paystubs on college football message boards

[77horn 216]

13 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Lincoln Riley prefers his brisket dry with ketchup French dressing

[MAGS® 400]

Lincoln Riley wears a mask while driving and alone....

[Cajun 11675]

Lincoln Riley watched Big Lebowski and said, “ I don’t get it”.

[millhouse 2587]

Lincoln Riley still buys his groceries using a check.....and spells it cheque

[Knoxtnhorn 5936]

8 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

She absolutely freaking is hot

 

And I bet she's a freak

You may have missed the in-depth discussion about her on another thread.  I made my post with proper background knowledge and stand by it.  😁

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

Lincoln Riley doesn't fast forward through commercials when watching episodes on his wife's DVR.

[ATXbronco 4060]

3 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

You may have missed the in-depth discussion about her on another thread.  I made my post with proper background knowledge and stand by it.  😁

Please link me!
And tell me there are nudes.

[CurlyDumps 4440]

Lincoln Riley milks bulls.

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

LR thinks the Milk men bring added value to a game and are what the 21st century man should aspire to.

[RollLeft 5040]

Lincoln Riley hates tacos.

Lincoln Riley takes his shoes and socks off and then puts his feet up when on planes.  

Lincoln Riley thinks John Mueller is a hell of a business man.

Lincoln Riley supported Fitlump's campaign.

Lincoln Riley narcs, white knights, on the dudes from the sugar baby thread.

Lincoln Riley shot J.R.  

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

Lincoln Riley loves the new "Fancy Like" Applebee's commercial and tries to dance along with it.

[Braff Zacklin 13422]

Lincoln Riley fucked Lumbergh.

 

Both of them.

[deadshank 24651]

Lincoln Riley drinks all the beer in the fridge and leaves the empty beer box inside. 

[Radical Larry 28529]

Lincoln Riley microwaves leftover fish at the office. 

[Guest Lobo]

8 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Lincoln Riley fucked Lumbergh.

 

Both of them.

Lincoln Riley's wife gets around like a record.  Whoo-Oooh.  

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

Lincoln Riley eats tofu turkey for Thanksgiving. 

[ztejas 43266]

Lincoln Riley puts on two condoms before having what he calls sex with his wife. 

[Horn of Gabriel 1590]

Lincoln Riley has a belly tat.

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

Lincoln Riley think Steve from Blue’s Clues forgot about us. 

[hornian 5205]

1 hour ago, Mikey4 said:

Lincoln Riley thinks Art Briles deserves another chance

Lincoln Riley orders steak well done, and then asks for ketchup

 

 

Lincoln Riley is the former guy?

[Stunns38 3357]

Lincoln Riley drives around with a face mask.
Lincoln Riley eats NY style pizza with a fork and knife:
Lincoln Riley’s Surly user name is “NowThis”.