Lincoln Riley throws covid parties at nursing homes.

[idigTexas 2266]

Lincoln Riley thinks the best stooge is Schemp.

[idigTexas 2266]

Lincoln Riley sends back burnt ends because they are burnt.  

[elfenix 34172]

Lincoln Riley paid for an abortion and then bounty hunted the doc

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

Lincoln Riley doesn't think Arby's has the meat.

[BurntUp 250]

Lincoln Riley has been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty. 

[idigTexas 2266]

Lincoln Riley posts repetitive shit in the Lincoln Riley thread because he can't be bothered to read it before posting.  

[idigTexas 2266]

Lincoln Riley made out with Bob Stoops while watching Schindler's List.  

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

Lincoln Riley really like what Budweiser is doing with their hard seltzers.

[El Squared 1793]

Lincoln Riley thinks Futureman is Surly’ best poster.

[BurntUp 250]

4 minutes ago, idigTexas said:

Lincoln Riley posts repetitive shit in the Lincoln Riley thread because he can't be bothered to read it before posting.  

Lincoln Riley ain't got time for that shit. 

[elfenix 34172]

lincoln riley insists that the applebee's bartender stir his appletini so as not to upset the delicate flavor balance. 

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

Lincoln Riley knows where Brian Laundrie is but ain't telling.

[El Squared 1793]

Lincoln Riley puts single ply toilet paper in the guest bath.

[TexArcher 37522]

Lincoln Riley revived the man in Reno that Johnny Cash shot.

[dcbc 14410]

Principal Skinner and Lincoln Riley wer in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

Lincoln Riley once gave a nickel to the March of Dimes.

[El Squared 1793]

Lincoln Riley has a collection of Pace Picante jars.

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Lincoln Riley double dips his chip. 

[MAGS® 400]

Lincoln Riley wants to do the dishes...

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

Lincoln Riley thinks Mike Stoops is revolutionizing college football defense.

[El Squared 1793]

Lincoln Riley has a Nancy Pelosi poster he holds up with one hand.

[TexArcher 37522]

Lincoln Riley gives toothbrushes to Trick-or-Treaters.

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

Lincoln Riley thinks Tom Brady is "average ".

[TexArcher 37522]

Lincoln Riley thinks Jar-Jar Binks should've gotten more screen time.

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

Lincoln Riley thinks it's never too early to start putting out Christmas decorations.

[idigTexas 2266]

Lincoln Riley spent his summer throwing cigarette butts out of his car window while driving through every national forest.   

[TexArcher 37522]

Lincoln Riley put extra dicks in Bob Stoops' bag when he knew Bob was on a diet.

[idigTexas 2266]

Lincoln Riley has had sex with South Austin's mom...wait

[smoky 837]

Lincoln Riley plans multi stop flights so he can do his Christmas shopping from the Sky Mall catalog

[Vertigo 20267]

Lincoln Riley tazes girl scouts when walking into walmart.

Lincoln Riley ships puppies long distances without holes in the package.

Lincoln Riley wants to stop space tourism because we might hit the glass dome.

Lincoln Riley eats the middle out of pies.

Lincoln Riley does not mute on zoom calls while taking a shit.

Lincoln Riley licks the top of blue bell in the grocery store and puts it back in the freezer.

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

Lincoln Riley puts his cast iron pan in the dish washer

[elfenix 34172]

lincoln riley's prized possession is an autographed copy of Fatherhood that he received last year. 

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Lincoln Riley shows up to the tailgate empty handed, then asks for noodles and tomato sauce to go with his brisket. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

Lincoln Riley thinks Carole Baskin's husband ran away

[El Squared 1793]

Lincoln Riley prefers Parkay over butter.

[elfenix 34172]

Lincoln Riley thinks the second season of Ted Lasso is much better than the first

[El Squared 1793]

Lincoln Riley thinks Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK.

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

Lincoln Riley fake throws the ball to his dog all the time.

[elfenix 34172]

Lincoln Riley's tinder profile photos are all professionally photoshopped.

[MAGS® 400]

Lincoln Riley invented the spork....

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

Lincoln Riley thinks daylight savings is a good idea.

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

Lincoln Riley never really cared for Norm Macdonald's comedy. 

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[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

Lincoln Riley uses his dad's Netflix account.

[elfenix 34172]

Lincoln Riley annoys even crossfitters and vegans when discussing his daily health regimen

[TexArcher 37522]

Lincoln Riley is glad that Auto-tune has replaced guitar solos in modern music.

[Dnaguy 11777]

Lincoln Riley thinks a pierced septum is sexy.

[Cajun 11675]

Lincoln Riley wants True Detective Season 2 to be made into a Broadway Play.

[Celery Man 20886]

Lincoln Riley is a lularoe consultant and wants to talk to you about an opportunity that could totally change your life.

[elfenix 34172]

Lincoln Riley has "bad bitch" in sequins sewed into the seat of all of his underwear

[El Squared 1793]

Lincoln Riley has an SEC tattoo and grille