Lincoln Riley throws covid parties at nursing homes.

[coachherman'sgrill 1,982]

Lincoln Riley uses his Peloton daily.

[elfenix 34,180]

Lincoln Riley causes airplane holds on the tarmac through a manifest mismatch

[DanTheHorn 4,902]

Lincoln Riley loves what happens to kids on motorcycles in Breaking Bad.

[Dnaguy 11,777]

Lincoln Riley finishes on his own stomach every time.

[elfenix 34,180]

Lincoln Riley comes to a stop at the start of every entrance ramp.

[El Squared 1,793]

Lincoln Riley orders a “ McWater” at McDonalds.

[coachherman'sgrill 1,982]

Lincoln Riley thinks there might be something to chem trails.

[El Squared 1,793]

Lincoln Riley shaves with LEGOs.

[Cajun 11,675]

Lincoln Riley has a spank sock he never washes and calls “Stoopsie”.

[coachherman'sgrill 1,982]

Lincoln Riley likes cauliflower pizzas.

[El Squared 1,793]

Lincoln Riley always turns the toaster at hotels to 10 before he checks out.

[elfenix 34,180]

Lincoln Riley starts multiple threads to discuss the results of each football game

[Guest Lobo]

Lincoln Riley cheats on Caitlin while she's pregnant, fantasizes about molesting his two daughters, and then makes all of them say he's a champion of women's rights.

[MAGS® 400]

Lincoln Riley's favorite show is Property Brothers.   Team Jonathon...

[coachherman'sgrill 1,982]

Lincoln Riley cheats on Caitlin while she's pregnant, fantasizes about molesting his two daughters, and then makes all of them say he's a champion of women's rights.

You ok?

[Dnaguy 11,777]

Lincoln Riley prefers IN-and-Out to Whataburger.

[coachherman'sgrill 1,982]

Lincoln Riley films vertically and yells World Star.

[El Squared 1,793]

Lincoln Riley always tries to order free range squirrel at Hudson’s on the Bend

[Guest Lobo]

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Lincoln Riley cheats on Caitlin while she's pregnant, fantasizes about molesting his two daughters, and then makes all of them say he's a champion of women's rights.

You ok?

Oh, sorry...that's what crossed the line for you  

Lincoln Riley looks to coacherman'sgrill for advice on what to order from Applebee's.

[coachherman'sgrill 1,982]

Oh, sorry...that's what crossed the line for you  
Lincoln Riley looks to coacherman'sgrill for advice on what to order from Applebee's.

As long as it's on the 2 for $20.

[MAGS® 400]

Lincoln Riley likes Nickleback.

[TexArcher 37,526]

Lincoln Riley thinks Jean-Claude Van Damme could beat up Chuck Norris.

[coachherman'sgrill 1,982]

Lincoln Riley watches the YouTube ads and doesn't skip them.

[Celery Man 20,886]

Lincoln Riley sold drugs to Phil Hartman’s wife

[El Squared 1,793]

Lincoln Riley says he’s helping power wind farms every time he farts in church.

[Cajun 11,675]

Lincoln Riley can’t get enough Lowell Galindo.

[elfenix 34,180]

lincoln riley wrote a 50,000 word essay on the deeper meaning behind baby one more time

[TexArcher 37,526]

Lincoln Riley canceled Firefly.

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8,881]

Lincoln Riley likes that game threads are locked until kickoff.

[El Squared 1,793]

Lincoln Riley has silk-lined lederhosen.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

Linkin Riley is friends with linkin park on LinkedIn.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

Linkin Riley things college football should go back to the bcs

[El Squared 1,793]

Lincoln Riley gives US Savings Bonds as graduation gifts.

[Cajun 11,675]

Lincoln Riley thinks Bridges Of Madison County blew The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly away.

[Guest Lobo]

Lincoln Riley identified with Chris Cooper at the end of "American Beauty"

[smoky 837]

Lincoln Riley's "safe words" are in pig Latin

[TexArcher 37,526]

Lincoln Riley's favorite TV character is Flo from Progressive.

[El Squared 1,793]

Lincoln Riley keeps Cheese Whiz in his glove box.

[Pancho 44,492]

Lincoln Riley thinks the Emancipation Proclamation was “a bit much.”

[Cajun 11,675]

Lincoln Riley totally agreed with the Mayor of Amity Island.

[MAGS® 400]

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Lincoln Riley canceled Firefly.

 

Im a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar...  Lincoln Riley laughed...

[El Squared 1,793]

Lincoln Riley stays up all night to watch The Golden Girls marathon.

[TexArcher 37,526]

Lincoln Riley hits everything against a dealer's 6 or 5.

 

[Guest Lobo]

Lincoln Riley picked Eric Trump for his pub trivia team  

Edited October 4, 2021 by Lobo

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

Lincoln Riley left Vince Young off his Heisman ballot. 

[CTC2 2,746]

Lincoln has this exact tattoo.  And that's true.

[coachherman'sgrill 1,982]

Lincoln Riley thinks Chipotle is real Mexican food.

[coachherman'sgrill 1,982]

Lincoln Riley thinks Topo Chico is "too spicy".

[Colonel Sanders 1,332]

Lincoln Riley prefers Rocky V.

[Yev Kassem 1,027]

When there’s something strange in his neighborhood, Lincoln Riley doesn’t know who to call.