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Lincoln Riley was named for the logs, not the president

Lincoln Riley told the rebels it was NOT a trap. 

When Mrs Riley says it’s sexy time, Lincoln fetches her strap-on and calls her “Mistress Peggy”.

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I was in line behind Lincoln Riley at HEB yesterday.  For 10 minutes, he tried to convince the cashier that HEB should have those customer rewards cards.  He started pulling his cards from other stores out of his wallet and slapping them down on the counter. "Albertson's!  Kroger!  Carr's!  Ralph's!  Randall's!  CVS!  I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand this!"

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Did Lincoln Riley have 11 items in the Express Lane, and them attempt to pay by check?  

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1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Did Lincoln Riley have 11 items in the Express Lane, and them attempt to pay by check?  

No.  He had 5 items in the only regular lane that was open.  He ended up splitting the total between a debit card and check.  He asked for cigarettes.  When the cashier finally came back, he got really mad and yelled, "I asked for soft pack!"  After he paid, he looked at the receipt and disputed the price of one of his items, "your sign said they were 2 for 1$.  You charged me $3.24 each!"

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Lincoln Riley audited Urban Meyer's OSU course "Character & Leadership"  And got a D.

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Lincoln Riley gave Larry the Cable Guy that OU hat he always wears.

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Lincoln Riley camped out all night for the final 'Twilight' release.  Book, not the movie.

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