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When the Trix rabbit showed up at Lincoln Riley's house looking for some sweet, sweet cereal, Lincoln Riley looked at him, said "Silly rabbit!" and then chopped him up into tiny chunks with a meat cleaver.

 

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Lincoln Riley's first dance at his wedding was set to the tune of, "1-877-Kars-for-Kids." 

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Lincoln Riley gets to McDonald's at 10:30a on Sundays and idles in the drive-thru line until 11:01 to order so nobody else gets breakfast.

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When Lincoln Riley showed his manhood to his girl for the first time he introduced it as his schlong....she said it looked more like a schling.

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Lincoln Riley wasn't born in Oklahoma but he got there as fast as he could.

Lincoln Riley was born in Texas but his daddy put a jar of Oklahoma dirt under the birthing table so he could say he was born over Oklahoma soil.

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1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Lincoln Riley thought that the girl Urb's was finger blasting was a solid Oklahoma 14.

Have you seen the women in Oklahoma? Lincoln Riley would actually be correct in that assessment. 

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Lincoln Riley leads two significant PACs: Keeping the Lincoln Penny and Saving Daylight Savings Time. He’s also amassed wealth not from coaching but from operating cable monopolies. Thats in addition to his family’s fortune which was built from Osage Indian Conservatorships and Tulsa Black Wall Street pillaging.

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