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Lincoln Riley throws covid parties at nursing homes.


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1 minute ago, El Diablo said:

Lincoln Riley's toilet plays "Boomer Sooner" when it flushes. 

That’s probably true. 

Whats also true is that during spring practice, Lincoln Riley makes the offensive linemen shit in buckets. No one knows whose job it is to empty those buckets. But we know. 
 

Oh yes - we know. 

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Lincoln Riley gets to the state fair coupon window, taps in the counter, stares up, and says “Hmmmm……what should I get…what should I get?”

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Lincoln Riley wants MLB to refer to multiple Runs Batted In as RsBI. He’s also wants to expand the DH rule to include second baseman, shortstops, and catchers because historically they have been weaker hitters.

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I took Lincoln Riley to a baseball double header.  While I was drinking beers in the parking lot, He used the time in between games to stretch, hydrate, and re-oil the glove he brought for foul balls.  He caught one in the second game, showed it to the kid sitting next to us, and then put it in his own pocket.  

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21 minutes ago, BurntUp said:

Lincoln Riley was the last man to see Jefferey Epstein alive. 

Wouldnt that technically be doing everyone a favor?  

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21 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Lincoln Riley doesn't know the difference between their, there, and they're.

You mean to tell me, they ain't all the same..? (Hardy-Har-Har)... 🤪

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