Lincoln Riley throws covid parties at nursing homes.

[stork642 4498]

Lincoln Riley uses second harvest beans in his chili.  

Edited October 5, 2021 by stork642

[Horn of Gabriel 1590]

Lincoln Riley trusts his farts.

[DoobieWah 1412]

Lincoln Riley double dips his chips.

Lincoln Riley likes cats better than dogs - and gerbils better than either.

 

 

[Dnaguy 11777]

Lincoln Riley gives western grip hand jobs

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

Lincoln Riley doesn't know the difference between their, there, and they're.

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

Lincoln Riley orders fruitcake for all his staff.

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

Lincoln Riley says I am gonna fuss you.

[Deej 76568]

Lincoln Riley was the fluffer for Bob Stoops' bag of dicks. 

[MAGS® 400]

Lincoln Riley's favorite announcer is Joe Buck.

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

Lincoln Riley thinks Olive Garden is fine dining. 

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Fuck Lincoln Riley and fuck ou.

[South Austin 52147]

Walker told Lincoln Riley that he has AIDS.

[Horn of Gabriel 1590]

Lincoln Riley pronounces the "t" in bidet.

[BurntUp 250]

 Lincoln Riley spiked Sark's Gatorade bottle. 

[Halohal 498]

Lincoln Riley buys Summer's Eve for his severe jock itch.

[Genghis 637]

2 minutes ago, Halohal said:

Lincoln Riley IS Summer's Eve for his severe jock itch.

FIFY

[MAGS® 400]

Lincoln Riley drinks Zima.... with the added lifesavers....

[Eggo 3975]

Lincoln Riley loves all the Marvel movies and can't wait to see what they think of next. 

[Eggo 3975]

Lincoln Riley thinks one can simply walk into Mordor. 

[El Squared 1793]

Lincoln Riley often  scoffs and mutters  “tisk, tisk” when he comes upon a reprehensible news item in a local periodical.

Edited October 6, 2021 by El Squared

[Eggo 3975]

Lincoln Riley hates Blue Bell ice cream. 

[El Diablo 4232]

Lincoln Riley's toilet plays "Boomer Sooner" when it flushes. 

[DoobieWah 1412]

1 minute ago, El Diablo said:

Lincoln Riley's toilet plays "Boomer Sooner" when it flushes. 

That’s probably true. 

Whats also true is that during spring practice, Lincoln Riley makes the offensive linemen shit in buckets. No one knows whose job it is to empty those buckets. But we know. 
 

Oh yes - we know. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7170]

When Lincoln Riley's items don't scan correctly at check out, he always tells the cashier "I guess that means it's free!" and laughs.

[South Austin 52147]

Lincoln Riley subscribes to Hornfans.

[CoachTex 2620]

Lincoln Riley sends prime rib back because it is too red.

[Nueces River Rat 5530]

Lincoln Riley holds up the line  at convenience stores buying scratch off lotto tickets. 

[Nueces River Rat 5530]

Lincoln Riley insists Olive Garden is real Italian food 

[CoachTex 2620]

Lincoln Riley's favorite comedy is the ASPCA commercials. 

[South Austin 52147]

Lincoln Riley voted for Summer.

 

[Horn of Gabriel 1590]

Lincoln Riley's favorite group is Nickelback.

[El Diablo 4232]

For a good time Lincoln Riley calls 867-5308. 

[IDIOTsavant 8449]

11 hours ago, MAGS® said:

Lincoln Riley drinks Zima.... with the added lifesavers....

[Guest Lobo]

Lincoln Riley gets to the state fair coupon window, taps in the counter, stares up, and says “Hmmmm……what should I get…what should I get?”

[ROFL BOX 6647]

Lincoln Riley gets to the state fair window, taps on the counter, stares up and says  "I'll have 4 tickets to the game, please."

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2059]

Lincoln Riley insists on saying "an historic."

[Eskimohorn 5615]

Lincoln Riley wants MLB to refer to multiple Runs Batted In as RsBI. He’s also wants to expand the DH rule to include second baseman, shortstops, and catchers because historically they have been weaker hitters.

[Guest Lobo]

I took Lincoln Riley to a baseball double header.  While I was drinking beers in the parking lot, He used the time in between games to stretch, hydrate, and re-oil the glove he brought for foul balls.  He caught one in the second game, showed it to the kid sitting next to us, and then put it in his own pocket.  

[BurntUp 250]

Lincoln Riley was the last man to see Jefferey Epstein alive. 

[MAGS® 400]

21 minutes ago, BurntUp said:

Lincoln Riley was the last man to see Jefferey Epstein alive. 

Wouldnt that technically be doing everyone a favor?  

[South Austin 52147]

Lincoln Riley thinks The Phantom Menace is the best Star Wars movie.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

OU team hotel:

Renaissance Dallas Addison Hotel

15201 Dallas Pkwy, Addison, TX

Please use this information responsibly.

[South Austin 52147]

Lincoln Riley wants to talk to you about your TPS reports.

[pops 6974]

Lincoln Riley leaves his Christmas lights up all year. 

[South Austin 52147]

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Lincoln Riley leaves his Christmas lights up all year. 

Except he takes them down December 24-25.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Lincoln Riley thinks Ed Orgeron is a great orator.  

[TexTexTex 104]

Lincoln Riley gets in the far right lane at red lights when he's not even turning 

 

[TexTexTex 104]

When playing blackjack Lincoln Riley always takes the dealer's bust card and then smirks and says whoopsies 

[kopp0e 1135]

21 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Lincoln Riley doesn't know the difference between their, there, and they're.

You mean to tell me, they ain't all the same..? (Hardy-Har-Har)... 🤪

[South Austin 52147]

Lincoln Rilely asks that Freedom Rock be turned down.