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Lincoln Riley throws covid parties at nursing homes.

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Back in middle school when kids would type 58008 on their TI-83 calculators and hand it upside down to Lincoln Riley he would tell the teacher they were being inappropriate 

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Lincoln Riley only ever laughs at Dane Cook arena concerts and Schindler’s List.

Lincoln Riley always first tries to use an eraser on an Etch a Sketch instead of shaking it.

Lincoln Riley thinks Lowell Galindo is an excellent play-by-play announcer.

Lincoln Riley will be up in his room, masturbating.

Lincoln Riley still refers to his grandmother as "Me-Maw" when there are no children in the room.  

Lincoln Riley thanks Jarred Kushner is a great landlord./No CR

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Dude, NO FUCKING CLOAK ROOM!  Dorothy Kushner is a Saint.  You hear me?  A saint.

22 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Dude, NO FUCKING CLOAK ROOM!  Dorothy Kushner is a Saint.  You hear me?  A saint.

I fucked that up. 

Lincoln Riley puts ketchup on his steak.

I'm just giving you shit.  I thought your post was funny actually.  

It's the weird juxtaposed opinion we have of our fucked up neighbors to the North.  They are land-stealing, mouth-breathing, cousin-fucking shitbags to their dying breath.  But goddamnit...on Election Day...they are our proud brothers and we shall stand shoulder-to-shoulder with them in lockstep to victory?

If it were up to me, their entire state would be "Evacuated" and we'd simply rethink the Electoral College.  Those people shouldn't allowed to vote, breed, or play football.  But here we fucking are 'cause of the damn Constitution.  

Fuck Lincoln Riley.  Fuck Oklahoma.  

If there had been a Plan-B/Morning After Pill for November 17th 1907, American should have taken the whole fucking pill bottle and washed it down with vodka.

Lincoln Riley's top three reasons for wanting to move to the sec are: 1) Paul Feinbaum, 2) Paul Feinbaum, 3) the racism

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