10.4.21 Coach Sark PC @ 11am and OU still sucks

[ChickenNuggets 1627]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

came here for this. the greatest tangent in all of shaggy.

[gmr548 16580]

IT has been killing the reporting game this year! 

Maybe they thought he was dead?

[TrashMaster G 17557]

1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Current Vegas line shows OU favored by 3

O/U is 63.5

Not sure if that is for total points or the number of times their band will play Boomer Sooner

 

 

2 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

x,2,4,x,1,3

[Tex Pete 20354]

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

O/U is 63.5

Not sure if that is for total points or the number of times their band will play Boomer Sooner

If it's the number of times, they'll play Boomer Sooner, bet the over. Waaaaaay over!

[Longhornlove 4831]

[MAUFRAIS 6629]

that one on the far right appears to have major league yabbos wrapped up pretty tight in a sports bra

[jw4381 3076]

24 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

[DanTheHorn 4925]

Delete* Everyone seems to think winner gets 11am

Edited October 4, 2021 by DanTheHorn

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

[Pig Bellmont 8719]

59 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

 

How will the team win if they don’t hear from Joel Osteen?

[hornian 5219]

2 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

 

 

This Robinson dude is f'n good. Hook'em!

If this trend holds, he will have 44 rushes for 250 yards at 4.3 yards a carry on Saturday. 

[bejezuz 329]

14 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

that one on the far right appears to have major league yabbos wrapped up pretty tight in a sports bra

Agreed.  I don't get why far left and middle right are getting so many passes, they're the two biggest freaks in the bunch.  

[taybo20 2825]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Very interested if we will stick with the emergency lineup we used or if there will some game week changes instead of emergency.

I hope no Jones at the very least. Bonitto is gonna run past him all game long. 

[Publiushorn 113]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

From IT Scoop Regarding Okafor:

 

 

LOL

"We haven't heard anything, but here's what we've heard." 

Notwithstanding the fact that his leg fell of and they missed it.

[texifornia 56972]

17 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I hope no Jones at the very least. Bonitto is gonna run past him all game long. 

Thanks again, Chip.

[Droopy 2626]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Thanks again, Chip.

Just about to post this, aaaarrrrggggggghhhhhh! #FCB

 

OU sucks

[taybo20 2825]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Thanks again, Chip.

FCB forever 

[UnhappilyMarried 816]

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I believe Fox will get first pick if we win....630 is a second pick kind of time.

6:30 is the prime time ABC slot, or at least it has been for the last 2 weeks 

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

3 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

Damn, I wonder if he’s eligible for a medical redshirt year.

Edit: this would be a record 7th year on campus. Ha

Maybe he will want to come back and finish his PhD. 

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Holly Rowe and Dee Snider had a tryst, and I can prove it. 

Edited October 4, 2021 by Bobby_Batronic

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

2 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Holly Rowe and Dee Snider had a tryst, and I can prove it. 

[ousux 5597]

that one on the far right appears to have major league yabbos wrapped up pretty tight in a sports bra

Compared to the flatties in that pic, yes

Otherwise meh..the man they used to have was better.

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

16 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Holly Rowe and Dee Snider had a tryst, and I can prove it. 

 

12 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Needs something more desperate:

[Longhornlove 4831]

14 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Maybe he will want to come back and finish his PhD. 

[Slacks 6821]

2 hours ago, hornian said:

If this trend holds, he will have 44 rushes for 250 yards at 4.3 yards a carry on Saturday. 

and a win...

[BurntOrange&White 39933]

26 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Tbh college is a best of 7 series. 

[jw4381 3076]

22 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Nothing wrong with that.

[Izhmash 563]

 

[Telegraph_it 3357]

3 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

that one on the far right appears to have major league yabbos wrapped up pretty tight in a sports bra

Based on my collegiate experience, that is correct assessment. 

[Lou_Sassle 2875]

6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

 

[The Beast 585]

5 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

I concur, well done.

[Lhorn 4913]

Seems like it wouldn’t be hard to photoshop a raised pinky so that they are doing “hook ‘em.”  You wouldn’t even have to cover up another finger because most people assume they have 6 fingers and each hand anyway. 

[SA-KC_Horn 1295]

43 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Seems like it wouldn’t be hard to photoshop a raised pinky so that they are doing “hook ‘em.”  You wouldn’t even have to cover up another finger because most people assume they have 6 fingers and each hand anyway. 

Paging @TreatyOak

[coachherman'sgrill 2105]

I love it!! Every year around this time, that resurrects to the misery of everyone.

[ChickenNuggets 1627]

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Seems like it wouldn’t be hard to photoshop a raised pinky so that they are doing “hook ‘em.”  You wouldn’t even have to cover up another finger because most people assume they have 6 fingers and each hand anyway. 

It';s only hard until you try... 

 

Fucking hindu sheet right there.

[ChickenNuggets 1627]

13 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

9 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I love it!! Every year around this time, that resurrects to the misery of everyone.

have you ever cried, pissed, and shit yourself at once while watching a football game?           

      

Happened to me once. Years ago. Before Shaggy grew a conscious. Before Surly....

 

It Started with an innocent OU-Texas game thread of dominance and then an 'off-to-the-side' tangential thread about a man-woman cheerleader.  

 

Holy poopsack batman... Longhorn nation had the shits and giggles for a good 72 hours....

 

But the thread was deleted... feelings... lawsuits... craziness... But the man-woman cheerleader remained.

[TexArcher 37792]

11 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

 

x, x, x, x, x, x

 

And not just because they're ugly.

[SaucyJack 3488]

11 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

[dcar00 14210]

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

the quote about not handling the movement of the DL is interesting.  gamesmanship maybe?

[runthebone 7983]

13 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

 

One of us has a penis!

 

ou sucks

[Guest Lobo]

11 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

"Um, sure...I thought you were trying to lose weight for cheerleading Cindy."

farleygapgirl, "LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING!" 

 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

9 hours ago, hornian said:

If this trend holds, he will have 44 rushes for 250 yards at 4.3 yards a carry on Saturday. 

[52-80 19159]

[gmr548 16580]

the quote about not handling the movement of the DL is interesting.  gamesmanship maybe?

More like stating the obvious

[Eskimohorn 5635]

She’s in my top half of that lot. A poor man’s Giada.

[Rio Don 104]

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

 

I love her earlier work as Corky Romano.