Who will win: Yankees vs Red Sox

[Updawg 2,268]

Cole has given up 6hr in 17 innings at Fenway. Ouch.

[cabowabo 4,487]

This shit is worse than women’s tennis. Quit grunting pussy. 

Edited October 6, 2021 by cabowabo

[Pimphand 5,764]

I want the Jankees to lose in the ALCS to Houston but despite that I cannot help but root against them it is just hardwired.

[Helobious 9,462]

That sucked. On the plus side A-Rod is scoring major points with Yankee Twitter for shitting on Gallo every chance he gets. No one likes that loser. 

[G650 14,263]

Fuck the Yankees. Go Sox.

[CurlyDumps 4,476]

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

This shit is worse than women’s tennis. Quit grunting pussy. 

I'm playing a video game while watching and never would have realized that noise was actually coming from the baseball game. This shit is creepy.

[txhorns 2,409]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

That sucked. On the plus side A-Rod is scoring major points with Yankee Twitter for shitting on Gallo every chance he gets. No one likes that loser. 

Just think of all the rep he would get on Surly for shitting on you.

[Helobious 9,462]

Don’t ever want to hear about the Yankees getting every call again. Fucked twice on check swings. Gallo would’ve K’d anyway but Higgy might’ve done something. 

[ztejas 43,475]

We should have set an o/u for Helobious complaining about Joey Gallo. Probably one for every batting appearance plus a couple floaters. Already have one of each.

Oh wait - two floaters now. Hope you guys took the over.

Edited October 6, 2021 by ztejas

[Starfleet Command 441]

12 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Eovaldi gave up 7 in 2.2 two whole starts ago. 

It’s one start. He’s been significantly better than Cole since September 1. 

[Gourmand 7,774]

7 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I want the Jankees to lose in the ALCS to Houston but despite that I cannot help but root against them it is just hardwired.

Yeah but whatever happens tonight, Helobious knows that this played a big part in the Yankees not winning the AL East by one game LULZ

 

[Da Fino 2,783]

[TexArcher 37,977]

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Don’t ever want to hear about the Yankees getting every call again. Fucked twice on check swings. Gallo would’ve K’d anyway but Higgy might’ve done something. 

Swing that bat, then.

You're not gonna get close calls in a playoff game at Fenway.

P.S. The Yankees get way more than their share of calls.

[UTexasFight 9,497]

Yanks better get their Apple watches charged ASAP because the Red Sox remembered to charge theirs last night 

Edited October 6, 2021 by UTexasFight

[Helobious 9,462]

4 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Yeah but whatever happens tonight, Helobious knows that this played a big part in the Yankees not winning the AL East by one game LULZ

 

Forgot that game even happened, don’t make a shit. The Yankees giving people rest days in important games and obtuse bullpen management got us here. Adding deadweight like Gallo and Heaney didn’t help either. 
 

Just saw ztejas’ last post. Whatever. Sorry didn’t mean to insult your boyfriend Joey.

Edited October 6, 2021 by Helobious

[shadow_operative2.0 16,005]

5 minutes ago, Starfleet Command said:

It’s one start. He’s been significantly better than Cole since September 1. 

Their game scores for September were 54-50. You are the one that said ‘elite’, which is statistically false. 

[Pimphand 5,764]

26 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

This shit is worse than women’s tennis. Quit grunting pussy. 

 

20 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

I'm playing a video game while watching and never would have realized that noise was actually coming from the baseball game. This shit is creepy.

Its not that he is grunting it is how.

 

[Starfleet Command 441]

5 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Their game scores for September were 54-50. You are the one that said ‘elite’, which is statistically false. 

GS encompasses a number of things over which the pitcher has little to no control. In terms of K/BB and quality of contact, the things pitchers have a lot of control over, Eovaldi has been elite. He has a .267 xwOBA for instance since 9-1 which is as elite as it gets for a SP. 

[Helobious 9,462]

Can I change my vote

[shadow_operative2.0 16,005]

Well, I guess we will agree to disageee. We can both cherry-pick stats, but a dude that got fucking rocked two whole starts ago has not been ‘elite’ recently. 

[cabowabo 4,487]

Y’all thought Vasgersian (or whatever the fuck his name is) butchered the call, get a load of Sterling’s call. 

 

[TexArcher 37,977]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Y’all thought Vasgersian (or whatever the fuck his name is) butchered the call, get a load of Sterling’s call. 

 

Jesus, fuck, how drunk are you, old man?!

[Levi 2,586]

A fucking NUKE!!!

[Gourmand 7,774]

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Forgot that game even happened, don’t make a shit.

Actually, MATH says it made quite a shit.

Your Yankees blew a six run lead in the ninth inning and that loss--albeit only 1 in the L column--was the difference between winning the division and playing a one-game win or go home playoff. 

 

Edited October 6, 2021 by Gourmand
IDIOT

[ztejas 43,475]

Better warm that pen up, Yankees.

[ztejas 43,475]

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Y’all thought Vasgersian (or whatever the fuck his name is) butchered the call, get a load of Sterling’s call. 

 

Yes, I'll nitpick - they aren't the most valuable sports franchise in America.

[InkaUtexas 25,986]

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Can I change my vote

nope

[Guadaloopy 10,973]

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Actually, MATH says it made quite a shit.

Your Yankees blew a six run lead in the ninth inning and that loss--albeit only 1 in the L column--was the difference between winning the division and playing a one-game win or go home playoff. 

?  The Yankees finished 8 games behind the Rays.  

[Pimphand 5,764]

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Actually, MATH says it made quite a shit.

Your Yankees blew a six run lead in the ninth inning and that loss--albeit only 1 in the L column--was the difference between winning the division and playing a one-game win or go home playoff. 

Beavis they finished 8 games back of Tampa. The only thing it would have done was this game would be in the Bronx and Stanton would have hit a HR

[Prepuce of Doom 21,079]

I don't really give a shit about baseball but I enjoy watching the postseason. 

Which team has more unbearable shitheads this season? I need to know which one of these teams I'm rooting against. 

[Guadaloopy 10,973]

Holy.  Shit. Two innings from Cole. 

[Scraps 13,562]

Lulz Cole

Saw that one coming. He digs the long ball

[Gourmand 7,774]

Just now, Pimphand said:

Beavis they finished 8 games back of Tampa. The only thing it would have done was this game would be in the Bronx and Stanton would have hit a HR

ah shit that's right, I just really needed to tweak helo

[ztejas 43,475]

Really? You don't think ANYONE would have thought this might happen? He's lucky it's just 3 runs.

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,005]

Was at least hoping for something competitive. 

[Gourmand 7,774]

At least he's just doing this as an affiliate of himself

[Guadaloopy 10,973]

4D chess from Boone.  Keeping Cole available for game 2 in the ALDS.   

[Dennis Taylor 18,830]

[TonyTexas 10,516]

Hey Yankees, How does that $324M contract taste?

[Pimphand 5,764]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

4D chess from Boone.  Keeping Cole available for game 2 in the ALDS.   

Trust the plan

[ztejas 43,475]

They ain't letting ANYONE check out there. 

(I think he went on that one, though)

Edited October 6, 2021 by ztejas

[TexArcher 37,977]

6 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Which team has more unbearable shitheads this season? I need to know which one of these teams I'm rooting against. 

Well, both cities are filled with millions of loud-mouthed, annoying shitheads.

But the Yankees also have Helobius, so.

[ztejas 43,475]

Joey inspired that DP from left.

[ztejas 43,475]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Well, both cities are filled with millions of loud-mouthed, annoying shitheads.

The Red Sox have much more recent success.

But the Yankees are the Yankees. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21,079]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Well, both cities are filled with millions of loud-mouthed, annoying shitheads.

But the Yankees also have Helobius, so.

Yeah, I'm familiar with both fanbases, thus the need for a shithead tiebreaker. 

Thanks for the clarity! 

[Gourmand 7,774]

Fuck you ESPN and MLB, it's the goddamn playoffs. Managers should not be forced to do in-game interviews from the dugout.

[Gourmand 7,774]

20 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Y’all thought Vasgersian (or whatever the fuck his name is) butchered the call, get a load of Sterling’s call. 

 

This is worse than my post in this thread. Holy shit.

[Pimphand 5,764]

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

This is worse than my post in this thread. Holy shit.

Was a Helo level call for sure.

[ztejas 43,475]

Yankees need to at least get on base somehow. 

[Dr Fear 1,268]

If MLB wants to replace umps, then they are going about it the right way.