[Game Thread] Texas vs. ou - 11am on ABC

[Lurch 5,930]

I’m exhausted

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

I’ll take 38-20 at half (with Rattler benched) any day.

[SEC 1,174]

I hope Arch Manning is paying attention. Our best skill players are freshmen and sophomores.

Edited October 9, 2021 by SEC

[Atticus 3,973]

Defense now has a chance to regroup for what Caleb will do against us.

 

If we play bend, don't break Caleb will also throw the ball to us. He's not the most accurate guy.

[Tom Chairman 264]

Longest fucking half ever

[ztejas 43,429]

2 minutes ago, warhorn8 said:

Turtled.


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Keep commenting so we can speed this up. Thanks. 

[Zeus 6,024]

3 points turdle Tom would've flushed and gave over to them at end of half

[BurntOrange&White 39,932]

3 score game at the half I’ll take it!

 

this is the first Ou sucks game in my memory that we aren’t completely outcoached. 

[Tex-19 2,872]

Just now, bad_teammate said:

no, we had a wide open touchdown pass overthrown by the QB

That isn't on Sark. Sark called it for TDs we just have what we have on the field

Meh it’s both. Should’ve had a TD but then he ran the ball and didn’t call timeout. Got 3 points so not the biggest deal but could’ve kept throwing after that one

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,198]

O-line recruits have to see this shit show and think they can play early. 

[Wishbone 4,760]

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

They score on tricky bullshit and inexplicable defensive lapses by us. We score because we are punching them in the nuts.

This. And don’t forget the bad refs.

[MillerEP 30,455]

Up 18 in the half I’ll take it

[Hmbre97 6,308]

Not a fan of that clock mgmt but I'll take up 18 at half every day and twice on Saturday

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

Omg pussies we scored before half!  STFU. He went deep.  didn’t get it.  gotta get the point.  basically cancelled OU’s last drive.   

 

[UDontKnow 10,445]

1 minute ago, Telegraph_it said:

Have y’all seen our OL? I’m glad we got 3 but 7 was attainable. I guess once we overthrew we played for 3 pts? 

That's precisely what happened. Oh well. Got points on the drive. Up 18 going into half. I don't think any of us expected to have a double digit lead going into halftime.

[JFKFC 4,879]

3 hours ago, JFKFC said:

Today is the day that the entire country finds out about Xavier Worthy.

Xavier is going to execute these fucking methheads.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,198]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Have a half, Casey Thompson: 10-16 for 244 yards, 4 TDs, 0 INTs.

My god.

He and Bijan are willing this team to victory 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

Worthy’s stiff arm to start the game will be a gif for the ages.

[Laxtonto 12,080]

Hey all WR and QB recruits…. Hmmm you might like playing in this O…

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

Considering we came out shell shocked a few weeks ago I’ve never in all my years of life seen Texas come out like that.

[WBT 20,569]

3 at the gun is better than 7 and leaving them a minute to get 7. 

[hookem48 4,687]

2 minutes ago, SEC said:

I hope Arch Manning is paying attention. Our best skill players are freshmen and sophomores.

I hope he has some oline friends

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

Also defense. Don’t start sucking your dicks yet Riley will find a way to score fast

[TxTower 652]

Who’s the fat fuck in the bad suit that gets the refs to call Intentional Grounding?


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[Lou_Sassle 2,875]

1 minute ago, SEC said:

I hope Arch Manning is paying attention. Our best skill players are freshmen and sophomores.

For sure. He's gotta be thinking "I would've hit a couple of those deep balls that Casey has missed." 

Don't get me wrong though, Casey had played great so far. 

[Duane Moore 5,237]

Doesn’t seem possible that we are doing this well on offense with our OL getting so manhandled. 

[South Austin 52,499]

Hi guys. Fuck OU.

[UDontKnow 10,445]

Just now, hookem48 said:

I hope he has some oline friends

He has a Burnt End friend, if that helps.

[HiggyBaby 2,529]

STREAM FAIL!

Sports bar fail. But hey, they finally figured out the one behind the bar works.

[Vic Mackey 47,037]

3 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:

Longest fucking half ever

This is the norm for college football these days. It's brutal. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,198]

Bijan has to be in the lead for the Heisman. He's single-handedly willing this team and he's easily the best player in CFB 

[Rockethorn1978 6,077]

This performance against your rival gets you a top 3 class. Keep it up

[Nivek 16,929]

Just now, TxTower said:

Who’s the fat fuck in the bad suit that gets the refs to call Intentional Grounding?


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looks like a drunk hobo from a 1940s movie.

[Vito Andolini 9,126]

3 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

no, we had a wide open touchdown pass overthrown by the QB

That isn't on Sark. Sark called it for TDs we just have what we have on the field

I get we had the overthrow to Worthy on first down, it was the behavior from second down to third down when we let about :15 burn that was indicative of a coach who wasn’t being as aggressive as he could have been. But yes, Sark is a badass. 

[Zeus 6,024]

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Worthy’s stiff arm to start the game will be a gif for the ages.

Bijans stiffy in the open field gave me a stiffy. Made the dude flip forward and didn't even lose a step.

[hookem48 4,687]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

This is the norm for college football these days. It's brutal. 

I've enjoyed the shit out of it.

[bad_teammate 13,195]

Sark: *calls up passing plays with vertical passing routes*

Surly: "tUrTlE tOm iS bAcK aGaIn!!"

Turtling for 3 would be 3 straight run plays up the gut followed by timeouts.

[Nivek 16,929]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Bijan has to be in the lead for the Heisman. He's single-handedly willing this team and he's easily the best player in CFB 

fuck the heisman.  I hope Bijan wins it and then tosses it in the trash at the ceremony.  

[Tex-19 2,872]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Bijan has to be in the lead for the Heisman. He's single-handedly willing this team and he's easily the best player in CFB 

Bruh our QB has 250 yards in a half this has not been a single-handed effort

[TexArcher 37,774]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Bijan has to be in the lead for the Heisman. He's single-handedly willing this team and he's easily the best player in CFB 

And he's going over 200 in the biggest game of the year.

 

[alphahorn 1,637]

Texas Scoring Drives:

:14

:9

1:14

1:55

1:29

3:02

ALL GAS NO FUCKING BRAKES

[Valmy77 13,226]

6 minutes ago, warhorn8 said:

Turtled.


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Scoring 38 points in a half is turtling? Well may we turtle in every game then.

[sith_horn 2,394]

Their backup QB looks like an upgrade over Rattler.

[RPM 26,320]

Defense needs to work on fundamentals. Too many missed tackles that would have lead to lost yards.

[Mileslong 4,727]

I wish Kyle Porter was still here so we could start him second half…

[936horn 910]

Just now, sith_horn said:

Their backup QB looks like an upgrade over Rattler.

Tale as old as time

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,652]

I’m way too stressed for how much of a lead we have. 

[RPM 26,320]

Just now, sith_horn said:

Their backup QB looks like an upgrade over Rattler.

So a shitburger with cheese?

[LTtxfan 49,186]

5 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:

                                                       Longest fucking half ever

[Dark Horse 2,280]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Bijan has to be in the lead for the Heisman. He's single-handedly willing this team and he's easily the best player in CFB 

Obviously agree but Corral is SEC