Me Chinese, me play joke, me put bear, in your doghouse.

[Prepuce of Doom 21075]

 

When Su Yun bought her family a puppy two years ago, she was surprised by how much the dog ate. “A box of fruits and two buckets of noodles every day,” she told Chinese media.

There was, it turns out, a reason for its prodigious appetite: the animal has grown into a 250lb bear.

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/pet-dog-black-bear-china-family-grow-kunming-yunnan-stand-endangered-species-a8350451.html

[Beau Vine 54238]

Same thing happened to me:

[52-80 19162]

Bears can feed more people than a dog can.  I say they got a good deal

[Amos Moses 795]

Thread title made me laugh.  Nice work.

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Thank God they don't vote in China!

lulz

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

44 minutes ago, Amos Moses said:

Thread title made me laugh.  Nice work.

Meh, doesn't even rhyme.

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Maybe it's a Haiku.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

I laughed at feeding it noodles. 

[Doc Holliday 199]

This is what gave it away?!  WTH?

 

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Owners grew suspicious when animal showed talent for walking on two legs

 

[El Diablo 4232]

Maybe it started out as a dog puppy but changed into a bear along the way? I know from experience that a guy can marry an attractive girl and then have her turn into a fucking whale.

Shit happens.

[llanoflash 151]

they must have lived near the woods.

[Trey3216 15346]

16 minutes ago, llanoflash said:

they must have lived near the woods  eaten all the actual dogs around town.  

 

[PRONG HORN 3146]

 

Also this week, Chinese lady thought the spitz she bought was a dog.  Nope, it's a fox

 

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/stunned-woman-learns-140-puppy-12505098

Stunned woman learns £140 'puppy' that never barked and hated dog food is actually a FOX

 

[DaggerHorns 3085]

This bearly makes sense but every dog has its day...