Rape Lions @ Hawkeyes - FOX - 4Q

[ztejas 43,266]

I've settled down enough to attempt to enjoy the rest of the sporting slate for this evening. 

Join me. We shall put this terrible loss behind us and make snide comments about kids far exceeding our own athletic capabilities. 

[ztejas 43,266]

Looked like PI there. Guess not. 

[ztejas 43,266]

Neither of these teams impress me. How they are both in the top 4 is strange to say the least. 

[heso 2,748]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Neither of these teams impress me. How they are both in the top 4 is strange to say the least. 

Defense. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,799]

Neither of these teams impress me. How they are both in the top 4 is strange to say the least. 

Well. To be fair no team is coming close to Georgia and Alabama . Some team has to fill those spots

[Vito Andolini 9,112]

Bob Stoops can go fuck himself with his bag of dicks

[ztejas 43,266]

2 minutes ago, heso said:

Defense. 

Right but they haven't really played any explosive offenses. Ole Miss hangs 40 on either of them.

[heso 2,748]

Just now, ztejas said:

Right but they haven't really played any explosive offenses. Ole Miss hangs 40 on either of them.

No, they would not. 

[ztejas 43,266]

Just now, heso said:

No, they would not. 

Okay. Sorry to offend you Mr. BIG. We'll see how PSU hangs with tOSU. 

[ztejas 43,266]

6 minutes ago, heso said:

No, they would not. 

That was awesome defense by PSU's secondary. I have no idea how a team like Ole Miss or Cincinatti would even begin to exploit that. 

I mean like truly lockdown, once in a generation stuff - absolute miracle TD by the Hawkeyes.

Honestly - I have no idea how Petras even pulls that off. Future #1 pick confirmed. He'll go for 70k in the league. 

Edited October 9, 2021 by ztejas

[trza-hawk 269]

They had a good game last week against the younger brother of the guy who was good at Alabama three years ago so obviously they would hold their own against the third or fourth best team in the SEC West.

[trza-hawk 269]

This is a brutally physical game with multiple guys out with injuries on both teams, most importantly the starting quarterback Clifford.

[Js1 85,110]

Was that a good tackle or just lucky to knock him on his ass? 

[ztejas 43,266]

3 minutes ago, trza-hawk said:

They had a good game last week against the younger brother of the guy who was good at Alabama three years ago so obviously they would hold their own against the third or fourth best team in the SEC West.

Iowa doesn't suck. That much is clear. I just don't think either of these teams have played anyone with a pulse offensively - sort of including each other. 

Maybe State keeps it salty with tOSU but wouldn't be surprised if they get lit up for 40 or 45.

[hookem48 4,631]

how come those shoulder tackles always fail for us?

[Sgt Hulk 13,648]

Jesus is this what defense is?

[hookem48 4,631]

what the fuck was that?

[Bigbend1812 12,889]

Nice play

[hookem48 4,631]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Jesus is this what defense is?

yea we could have defensed that

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,750]

18 minutes ago, heso said:

Defense. 

Huh?  You lost me at the “D” …

[ztejas 43,266]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Jesus is this what defense is?

Sort of?

[ztejas 43,266]

This PSU QB is a fucking headache, man.

Edited October 9, 2021 by ztejas

[hookem48 4,631]

hahahahahahahahaha

[ztejas 43,266]

[Bigbend1812 12,889]

HAWKEYES!

[ztejas 43,266]

Texas would look good too if you let us play this scrub. 

Ohio State is going to fucking curbstomp these pretenders. And I won't enjoy it.

[trza-hawk 269]

Matt Hankins, from Lewisville TX, splitting image of Merton Hanks, with two big plays on 4th downs in consecutive series.

[dcar00 14,035]

i'm pretty sure we'd skullfuck Iowa.

[Beau Vine 54,003]

21 minutes ago, heso said:

Defense. 

Am I watching good defense or absolutely inept, dogshit offense?

[Wally Fairway 5,524]

Stupid Int 

Drop the ball it's 4th down, you get it close to the goal

[Js1 85,110]

There’s already been like 5 games today that’ll have been so fun and will be better than watching Bama rape aggy tonight. Stupid TV

[ztejas 43,266]

Also Iowa is solid. They remind me of a couple of those ND teams that kept everything close and won every week and snuck into the title game/playoff. 

[heso 2,748]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Am I watching good defense or absolutely inept, dogshit offense?

Depends if you watched the first half or the second half. 

[heso 2,748]

Angry surly is best surly. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,648]

Damn 

[trza-hawk 269]

 

[G650 14,107]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Also Iowa is solid. They remind me of a couple of those ND teams that kept everything close and won every week and snuck into the title game/playoff. 

You mean the ones that had no business in the title game whatsoever

[ztejas 43,266]

2 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Stupid Int 

Drop the ball it's 4th down, you get it close to the goal

Don't make a shit.

[heso 2,748]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This PSU QB is a fucking headache, man.

He sure as shit wasn’t ready to step into his first real action in this environment against this defense. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,648]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

i'm pretty sure we'd skullfuck Iowa.

Who is we?

[Beau Vine 54,003]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Also Iowa is solid. They remind me of a couple of those ND teams that kept everything close and won every week and snuck into the title game/playoff. 

And how did they do then?

[ztejas 43,266]

Just now, G650 said:

You mean the ones that had no business in the title game whatsoever

Yes. Exactly.

[Vito Andolini 9,112]

I don’t understand the clock management. I guess because Penn State’s QB is a complete fucknut?

[Wally Fairway 5,524]

Iowa is trying to give the game back, what an idiotic series

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Am I watching good defense or absolutely inept, dogshit offense?

Yes.

[ztejas 43,266]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

And how did they do then?

I don't see anyone winning but Bama or Georgia. It's just a free for all for the other 2 spots. Iowa could potentially snag one of those but they aren't winning a semis game or anything. (although I think tOSU is probably the 3rd best team in the country)

Edited October 9, 2021 by ztejas

[Vito Andolini 9,112]

I hope Penn State gets lucky, just to penalize Ferentz

Edited October 9, 2021 by Vito Andolini

[Sgt Hulk 13,648]

Kind of shitty clock management 

[hookem48 4,631]

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Am I watching good defense or absolutely inept, dogshit offense?

it's the Big 10 and it ain't Ohio State so does it really matter?

[Knoxtnhorn 5,936]

Must be nice to make the backup QB look like a backup QB.