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Mitch Cumsteen

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16 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

There has to be at least one Surly who had to take a Cotton Bowl shit. That would be the ultimate nightmare.

I did it the year we knocked Bradford out of the game; I’ll just let loose in my pants before I ever do it again…

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21 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I wonder if OU has a dog shit thread like this on their message board?

I'm pretty sure the Cotton Bowl shitters are nicer than any outhouse in Oklahoma, so probably not.  Probably more like "The Cotton Bowl must be a modern wonder of the world with its indoor plumbing - I felt like I was on vacation at a fancy resort on Saturday" 

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On 10/10/2021 at 9:30 PM, 927 E. 41st said:

Yeah I live just NE of DFW, I'm still in (corrupt) Dallas county but not by much. It was just short of an hour to get from the place I parked to my local Tex-Mex hole in the wall of choice.

What is your local Tex-Mex hole in the wall of choice? Need to check this place out if it's good. 

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1 minute ago, Cashcar said:

Anyone on here who disagrees with you is an Aggy? Do I need to send you proof of my diploma? 

If people like the Cotton Bowl, that’s fine.  I get it, it’s a long standing tradition. I’m just of the opinion that eventually this game will need to move due to the limitations + age of the Cotton Bowl.

 

 

Nah. They’ll start renovating when Texas and OU tell them to renovate. They’ll do whatever they have to do to keep the game at the fair, and both fan bases will support it remaining where it is in overwhelming numbers. 

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7 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Anyone on here who disagrees with you is an Aggy? Do I need to send you proof of my diploma? 

If people like the Cotton Bowl, that’s fine.  I get it, it’s a long standing tradition. I’m just of the opinion that eventually this game will need to move due to the limitations + age of the Cotton Bowl.

 

 

Dude. First of all the game will never move from the Cotton bowl.

If, however, zombies take over the cotton bowl and it has to move, it will go home and home.

Anyone who claims the game will ever move to Jerryworld is just proclaiming themselves to be a clueless dumbfuck. That will never happen in a million years because nobody is gonna give Jerry a cut of the money from that game.

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11 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Nah. They’ll start renovating when Texas and OU tell them to renovate. They’ll do whatever they have to do to keep the game at the fair, and both fan bases will support it remaining where it is in overwhelming numbers. 

The Tex Schramm and Jerry Jones approach?  That's sure to work.

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Balcones

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Anyone else almost get crushed in the concourse yesterday? It was a as bad as I have ever seen there

Has to be an Aggie who designed the traffic flow, spacing, etc… around Sections 8-14. Unsat. The standing room only people need to get cut too.

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1 minute ago, Balcones said:

Anyone else almost get crushed in the concourse yesterday? It was a as bad as I have ever seen there

Has to be an Aggie who designed the traffic flow, spacing, etc… around Sections 8-14. Unsat. The standing room only people need to get cut too.

Yeah, was awful, but was more than made up by the level of talent on display this year. Talent was next level on the warm day.

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Mitch Cumsteen

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On 10/10/2021 at 3:35 PM, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I know that the service industry is in the fucking dumps but that shit was ridiculous yesterday. I'm pretty sure the concessions in the super dome during Katrina were better. The lines for water/soda/Gatorade had to be, what, 300 deep? It was hotter than hell and they were completely unprepared. I'm surprised nobody had a heat stroke. I wasn't even planning on drinking beer during the game, but that was the only liquid that you could buy without waiting forever. I pounded 5 tall boys at the smooth price of $11 apiece just to have something to drink. 

It also took almost an hour to get into the stadium. Electronic tickets suck. Just a complete shit show all the way around. It's never, ever been close to good there but yesterday was next level bullshit. I never would want the game to move but they should be able to do so much better. 

It’s nice to see they’ve made so much progress since I originally posted this 3 years ago. 

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We stood for 30 minutes trying to get in gate B at 1:45 and loved about ten feet. Just a couple thousand people not moving. We busted out the back side of that mess through the for court and found absolutely no line at gate c.

Tip-of-the-cap to the whiny horns in the zone b traffic jam whining there was nowhere to go backwards and urging everyone to stay pit with their dumb asses.

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5 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Apparently they need to include vagina balm dispensers in the upcoming upgrade.

Seriously. These people sound like a bunch of bleeding pussies. Same people will cry louder when it gets moved to Jerry World. Enjoy the great cotton bowl atmosphere for fucks sake. 

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Don't get me wrong, I definitely do not advocate either of those two. I've been to the Game double-digit times, the final score has made some trips considerably less pleasant, but the Fair itself is a great part of the experience.

Fuck yeah, let's keep it - "the OU game" - right where it is.

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3 hours ago, Balcones said:

Anyone else almost get crushed in the concourse yesterday? It was a as bad as I have ever seen there

Has to be an Aggie who designed the traffic flow, spacing, etc… around Sections 8-14. Unsat. The standing room only people need to get cut too.

I had to climb over 4 picnic tables to get in the stadium. 
Why TF do they not move the tables out of the way the night before. My gawd.

Absolutely lunacy to get into that stadium an hour before kick off. 
And also, how do you run out of beer on the second concourse BEFORE halftime.

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17 minutes ago, TriStone said:

I can't remember the last time I posted.  Delurking to say FUCK THAT SHIT.

 

very easy to get in and out. easy to buy a drink and goto the bathroom 

in was there metallica, very little issues

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39 minutes ago, Basil said:

We stood for 30 minutes trying to get in gate B at 1:45 and loved about ten feet. Just a couple thousand people not moving. We busted out the back side of that mess through the for court and found absolutely no line at gate c.

Tip-of-the-cap to the whiny horns in the zone b traffic jam whining there was nowhere to go backwards and urging everyone to stay pit with their dumb asses.

Dude! That’s how I was before bailing and moving to Gate C. Gate B was an absolute cluster fuck because it seems like people were trying to sneak into the game and getting caught or they were buying tickets right there before they were going in. I moved over to the left and went down to gate C and there was absolutely no line. Also, were you the one saying “come on assholes hurry up!”while  flipping the bird!

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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm not as wedded to the stadium as I am a D/FW neutral site + 50/50 seating.  That said, fuck the Okies for always getting the tunnel.

We have the option next year… and every other year. And always have.

 

 

(But fuck taking that end)

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Dude! That’s how I was before bailing and moving to Gate C. Gate B was an absolute cluster fuck because it seems like people were trying to sneak into the game and getting caught or they were buying tickets right there before they were going in. I moved over to the left and went down to gate C and there was absolutely no line. Also, were you the one saying “come on assholes hurry up!”while  flipping the bird!

No but there was a fat guy right in front of me yelling “hurry up.” Didn’t see any hand signals from him.
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I'm not as wedded to the stadium as I am a D/FW neutral site + 50/50 seating.  That said, fuck the Okies for always getting the tunnel.

Feel free to attend the aggy piggy game at Jerryworld. We’ll keep watching the Red River Shootout at The Cotton Bowl.
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