Any senior/mid level Python guys looking for a job?

[blacklab 11926]

I have a couple of openings. PM me if interested or you know anyone looking.

 

[Incredulity 11644]

[ROFL BOX 6647]

54 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I think the concerning word is "Anaconda", but go on...

[Incredulity 11644]

1 hour ago, blacklab said:

I have a couple of openings

 

[Kel Varnsen 8458]

[Hefeweizen 5308]

Not disappoint at all with the answers, very surly.

[pantone159 719]

The best Python packaging system:

def snek():

    if OU_sucks:

        return True

    else:

        raise Exception('It is not possible for OU to not suck')

[RDCanecutter 26377]

I'm not learning any damn Python but I am cranky and own many Hawaiian shirts, so let's just compromise and say you'll be paying me 66.67% of what you planned to. Oh, and I'll be working from home.

If you want me to not learn some other language, that's extra.

You can't afford NOT to hire me.

[Larry T. Spider 1746]

I assume this is for the Florida program where you go catch pythons in the Everglades and get paid per snake. Good luck gents.

[DonkeyCigars 144]

5 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'm not learning any damn Python but I am cranky and own many Hawaiian shirts, so let's just compromise and say you'll be paying me 66.67% of what you planned to. Oh, and I'll be working from home.

If you want me to not learn some other language, that's extra.

You can't afford NOT to hire me.

I'm sorry about your financial problems, Dennis, I really am, but they are your problems. I don't blame people for their mistakes. But I do ask that they pay for them.

[DonkeyCigars 144]

@DDD Dad the great amazing pervert is so desperate to neg to me 100 that you are going back and negging dozens of innocuous posts. Your cowardice is even greater than mine. I know it hurts to love and to lose, so at least tell me goodbye, you'll regret not doing it later. 

Edited October 13, 2021 by DonkeyCigars

[deadshank 24652]

6 hours ago, DonkeyCigars said:

@DDD Dad the great amazing pervert is so desperate to neg to me 100 that you are going back and negging dozens of innocuous posts. Your cowardice is even greater than mine. I know it hurts to love and to lose, so at least tell me goodbye, you'll regret not doing it later. 

LOL. People that take the time to neg others?  What a waste of time and life. 

[El Diablo 4232]

My Python boots are too tight
I couldn't get them off last night
A week went by
And now it's July
I finally got them off and my girlfriend she cried

[DDD Dad 14324]

7 hours ago, DonkeyCigars said:

@DDD Dad the great amazing pervert is so desperate to neg to me 100 that you are going back and negging dozens of innocuous posts. Your cowardice is even greater than mine. I know it hurts to love and to lose, so at least tell me goodbye, you'll regret not doing it later. 

Nah I just saw your own bitch ass drive by neg and thought I might get in a kill shot. Apparently your bat signal has saved you from revealing your new sock for a few hours or so. 

[DCA_HORN 725]

Does cutting and pasting from stack overflow qualify one as a mid level guy? Asking for a friend.

[CooterBrown 18002]

Just outsource to India for $12/hour.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

1 hour ago, DCA_HORN said:

Does cutting and pasting from stack overflow qualify one as a mid level guy? Asking for a friend.

For Enterprise IT, this is the way much code is "written".  Unrealistic deadlines, 3rd party contractors, and legacy systems are all part of each Org's little fiefdom.  With all the internal politics and cheap human resources, who has time to write good code? : )

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Will your interview process require my friend to jump on a Zoom call and solve algorithms on a Word document?

He can solve "Longest Substring without Repeating Characters" in O(n) time/space with python 3.8.  Is that good?

[Gatorubet 30183]

LOL. People that take the time to neg others?  What a waste of time and life. 

Negged.