ALCS -- Red Sox vs Astros

[Huckleberry 33038]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I think we're talking baseball now. You can pm me your dumbass soccer takes if you feel like it. 

A PM conversation with you ranks pretty far down my list of things I ever want to do. Thanks for the invitation, though.

[pops 7005]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I get your stance. Hindsight is 20/20. I think asking your guy to IW Altuve is touchy. Hard to navigate for sure. He's a badass. 

Yes he is and yes it is hard,  but that's why you get paid the big bucks. Junk sinking outside and away. That's all you throw. If you fuck up you fuck up,  but trying to pitch to that cat is not a good decision. 

[kevwun 15808]

Smoltz just talked about how you can't throw him anything in the inside half of the strike zone and the 1st pitch was right there.

[InkaUtexas 26008]

Raffy's at bat sucked. There has to be something wrong with him the way he is slapping vs. hitting. 

Come on JD. 

[InkaUtexas 26008]

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

 

Wrong thread. Sorry you all. Hook Em! 

[InkaUtexas 26008]

I am not calling anymore for the players. Think I am jinxing them. Plus need to conserve beer supply or start drinking my friends wine. 

[kevwun 15808]

Wine after lots of beer will lead to a very bad morning.

[ztejas 43504]

7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

A PM conversation with you ranks pretty far down my list of things I ever want to do. Thanks for the invitation, though.

But apparently you want to gravedig thread-irrelevant comments to discuss technicalities involving one of the most historic, city-defining clubs in all of Europe and their faceless, upstart "rival" that can't even fill their own fucking stadium. 

[Dnaguy 12002]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Wine after lots of beer will lead to a very bad morning.

[ztejas 43504]

Robles control looking - not awesome. 

[ztejas 43504]

Man I love the ALCS...

[Burt 4087]

Boston relievers are just.....well, trash.

[InkaUtexas 26008]

yeah, they are. 

[InkaUtexas 26008]

12 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Wine after lots of beer will lead to a very bad morning.

bad provisioning on my behalf. And want to leave my Fuck The POKES stash alone. 

[beer 3220]

I do not make most people vomit

[ztejas 43504]

@InkaUtexas put your rally cap on or some shit I ain't trying to add a Stros WS to my lengthening list of grievances. 

[ztejas 43504]

I just yelled way louder than I needed to for that one to get out...

[Burt 4087]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

@InkaUtexas put your rally cap on or some shit I ain't trying to add a Stros WS to my lengthening list of grievances. 

Karma has to fuck them eventually.

[beer 3220]

That was too close

[Dnaguy 12002]

He didn’t miss that by much

[Dnaguy 12002]

Insurance runs!!!! Let’s go.

[beer 3220]

This little fucker has about 73 different fucking moves he has to complete before he can throw.  Needs a bump in his  risperdol dose.

[ztejas 43504]

This is like watching my little brother fuck my ex-girlfriend. 

[Burt 4087]

Why is the damn catcher set up BEHIND the plate on the throw home? Wouldn't have got the runner, but it damn sure would have been closer if he was set up a foot and a half further up.

[beer 3220]

Just now, ztejas said:

This is like watching my little brother fuck my ex-girlfriend. 

Meaning it's like watching porn.

[InkaUtexas 26008]

damn what a throw. Safe for sure, but gotta love the attempt. 

[InkaUtexas 26008]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

This is like watching my little brother fuck my ex-girlfriend. 

Rough night? I think we have a thread somewhere for stories like that. 

[beer 3220]

Going through pitchers like a bag of fries

[InkaUtexas 26008]

well fuck it. Blame my girlfriend. She was at work. we are winning. She leaves, goes to HEB, comes home, we are losing. I like her, but this might be too much. 

[ztejas 43504]

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

well fuck it. Blame my girlfriend. She was at work. we are winning. She leaves, goes to HEB, comes home, we are losing. I like her, but this might be too much. 

Sounds like you should kill her. 

[InkaUtexas 26008]

Just now, ztejas said:

Sounds like you should kill her. 

harsh man...... I like this one. cooks, cleans, works, leaves me to watch sports. even wore one of my Sox jerseys today. 

[InkaUtexas 26008]

Hell yes! 

[ztejas 43504]

Uh oh it ain't over...

[Zepol87 9188]

Oh shit 

[beer 3220]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Uh oh it ain't completely over...

Ftfy

[Revolution512 1491]

Anybody else see the grease on the Boston Lefty? Rewind if you can, vagisil all over his neck

[InkaUtexas 26008]

Raffy trying way to hard. 

[beer 3220]

W

 

 

 

[beer 3220]

See all you degenerate bastards at noon eastern tomorrow

[InkaUtexas 26008]

Damn good game. See you all for the Texas game. @ztejas  Chelsea thread....... 

[InkaUtexas 26008]

Just now, beer said:

See all you degenerate bastards at noon eastern tomorrow

Fuck the Pokes. 

[Zepol87 9188]

Awesome game. Playoff baseball is so badass

[Burt 4087]

7 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Anybody else see the grease on the Boston Lefty? Rewind if you can, vagisil all over his neck

Didn't see that, but I saw Maldonado hiding the Vaseline in his lip after the game.  😂

Edited October 16, 2021 by Burt

[InkaUtexas 26008]

Just now, Burt said:

Didn't see that, but I saw Maldonado hiding the in his lip after the game.

He is just pissed since the vagisil came from his mom. 

[ztejas 43504]

Fuck. Noon? Already going to have to try and double down on Texas and Chelsea. 

[InkaUtexas 26008]

Just now, ztejas said:

Fuck. Noon? Already going to have to try and double down on Texas and Chelsea. 

Yep... and then straight to game 2. A great sports day. Promised a nice dinner tomorrow night. I fucked up and did not plan. 

[Gourmand 7774]

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Still no meteor? 

Guess which two Astros homered to plate three runs......

Edited October 16, 2021 by Gourmand

[ztejas 43504]

13 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Guess which two Astros homered to plate three runs......

Astros Helo doesn't like for 500

[David Dennison 18938]

21 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fuck. Noon? Already going to have to try and double down on Texas and Chelsea. 

I think he means for the Texas game.

Astros/Red Sox are at 3:07 CDT.

[Gourmand 7774]