[Game Thread] Texas vs. OkSU - 11am on FOX

[Pancho 44325]

[mdmost 42747]

Why not us?

[Domedriver 655]

Kick some Mullet Ass!

[Longboard Horn 40066]

[Bigbend1812 12876]

[Doc Reeves 6434]

We focused. We will win convincingly

 

Edited October 16, 2021 by Doc Reeves

[Kel Varnsen 8425]

[Longboard Horn 40066]

[Both Tacos 1805]

Fuck them in their fuck hole.

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

46 minutes ago, Domedriver said:

Kick some Mullet Ass!

I haven’t seen them play yet but I heard Gundy lost the mullet. 

[Sgt Hulk 13635]

[Domedriver 655]

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I haven’t seen them play yet but I heard Gundy lost the mullet. 

One the about OKSTSuxs is you can’t hide the meth addict mullet inside!  They all need to borrow their mothersisterwives’s teeth for the trip to Austin!

[Domedriver 655]

Possession of the family teeth is important in Mullet Land!

mudhole!

[Nivek 16796]

Little late to the shitter this morning bud.

[bad_teammate 13125]

We

Are 

Going

To

Win

[Pancho 44325]

10 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Little late to the shitter this morning bud.

Had to go be seen at a work event this morning.  Don’t worry, was in all burnt orange.  Even talked to my aggy co-worker and his aggy wife.  (He’s realistic aggy tho)

 

[Wulaw Horn 18962]

First home game in a long ass time. Let’s kick their fucking asses and show out on the biggest recruiting day of the year. 

[Sgt Hulk 13635]

I forgot about the Thompson thumb injury

 

which receiver steps up today and takes the pressure off worthy 

 

I hope to see KRob in space 

BiJesus needs 150 plus 

Edited October 16, 2021 by Sgt Hulk

[kingkoopa6 8305]

[Hagbard Celine 10731]

google results for "fuckery"

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wikitionary: fuckery (countable and uncountable, plural fuckeries) (vulgar, slang, uncountable) Nonsense, bullshit. Or, messing around

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urban dictionary: Fuh-Ker-Ry
noun
1. Pertains to a person, situation (or place) that considered ridiculous or nonsensical
2. An alternative to the word "Bullshit"
3. Injustice
Origin: Jamaican slang word.  Jamaican Patois term first introduced to American mainstream/popculture in a scene from the movie "(top) Shottas" which can be heard during the deportation interrogation scene.  "You're one of them from foreign, who commit all of the crimes. Then you come back here to mash up the island with your foreign style car jacking extortion, all types of fuckery!"

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stronglang blog

A clusterfuck of fuckery

December 14, 2015 Mark Peters

I wrote a book about words for bullshit this year, but I missed some words. I think my most egregious omission was fuckery. That’s a damn popular word for unadulterated bullshit.

Fuckery has been around for over 100 years, and Jesse Sheidlower’s The F-Word records several meanings. The first two are pretty literal—a fuckery has been a brothel since at least 1901, and the act of making sweet whoopee since at least 1961. But the third meaning is the one that’s in the realm of bullshit: “despicable behavior; (also) treachery.” The first known use, from Stephen King’s 1978 novel The Stand, has more than a whiff of BS: “That was an act of pure human fuckery.” A 1998 use in Colin Channer’s book Waiting in Vain is even closer to malarkey and hooey: “He’d even asked her to marry him…and she’d said no. Said some fuckery like, Only if we’re allowed to see other people.”

A major spreader of the word seems to be Amy Winehouse’s 2006 song “Me & Mr. Jones,” which included the word in lines such as “What kind of fuckery is this?” and “What kind of fuckery are we?” Green’s Dictionary of slang lists fuckery as meaning nonsense since at least the late 1990s, sometimes in plural form as fuckeries. He also records examples of it as an adjective: “some fuckery social study” and “all that fuckery stereotyping and media shit.”

While fuckery as BS seems to have evolved from the treacherous sense of the word, I wonder if it was influenced by a variation of mindfuck: namely, mindfuckery. Mindfuckery sure sounds like come kind of Jedi malarkey trick.

Here are some recent examples of fuckery in use, showing the range of this useful word. As you’ll see, fuckery can describe professional wresting shenanigans, ghastly hair choices like the man-bun, holiday horseshit, and online dating. Everything is fuckery to someone.

“John’s mother says, ‘It’s a funny story born of tragedy,’ and filmmakers Bryan Carberry and J. Clay Tweel nimbly tell this tale of what one interviewee calls, ‘fuckery and shenanigans.’”

Dec. 11, Salon

“There’s also this intense responsibility I feel to make sure the other person has a good time when I ask them to do something. Otherwise, I’m like, we could’ve stayed in the house. And I feel guilty for subjecting them to fuckery.”

Dec. 9, Madame Noire

“Wear the perfume, because it’s fun, and it washes off easy, unlike that ill-advised tattoo or the shock of blue you put in your hair after a crying jag but before you go to bed. Wear it as a safeguard against fuckery, as an olfactory shield against the horror of the world.”

Dec. 9, The Frisky

“This is starting to get really dangerous and not the least bit funny. Kids are now starting to attack schoolmates for their religious affiliation because of this poor excuse for a man. The fuckery needs to stop NOW.”

Dec. 8, The Daily Banter

“I get what they did there, they want it to look like Reigns can win heading into the PPV and further prove that Sheamus won only because of fuckery.”

Dec. 7, 411mania

“We’d touch on celebrity deaths and the tragedy of them – we’d talk Robin Williams – Whitney Houston –  James Gandolfini – and Casey Kasem – you bet we’d talk about the clusterfuck of fuckery that surrounded that poor sap’s end.”

Dec. 4, Chicago Now

“’Love For Breakfast’ is kind of a shout out to the new dismal dating environment brought on by dating apps. So much fuckery—just tell me you love me, right?”

Dec. 3, Thump

“Because it’s the damn holidays and in a world filled with infinite, everlasting fuckery, I’m lucky enough to write about records for a living.”

Nov. 25, Nashville Scene

“At one point Rae chides how Fif’s ‘haircut game is fucked up’; this was a time long before the widespread fuckery of the man-bun.”

Nov. 23, The Concourse

Shameless plug alert: If you’re looking for more words for “infinite everlasting fuckery,” check out Bullshit: A Lexicon. 100% hooey and poppycock, guaranteed!

 

 

[Herbie Hancock 7302]

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I forgot about the Thompson thumb injury

 

which receiver steps up today and takes the pressure off worthy 

 

I hope to see KRob in space 

BiJesus needs 150 plus 

Worthy is going to take the pressure off of Worthy. 

[Captainant 27276]

Lol did big noon kickoff just reference surly?

[Sawbonz 27364]

“Hey coach you ever met a Surly Bevo?”

[Bobby Light 76]

Surly Bevo shoutout on Big Noon

[Laxtonto 11926]

[Deej 76472]

Pre-game banter on air: “Ever run in to a Surly Bevo?”

lulz

[BigHorn'13 3352]

Announcer just asked bag o dicks if he's ever seen a Surly Bevo... 

We're Famous!!

Edited October 16, 2021 by BigHorn'13
Damn auto correct

[Slacks 6791]

I was going to delete my account, but Brady Quinn asked me to come back.

[Slacks 6791]

Just now, Snacks said:

I was going to delete my account, but Brady Quinn asked me to come back.

Or maybe it was Leinart... Idmas

[RPM 26183]

[Doze 1322]

[MillerEP 30323]

Crazy hearing a bit of a shoutout coming from big noon

[StassneyHorn 6534]

Big Noon shoutout was great. Everyone knows about bag of dicks stoops

[mwaadeeb 1150]

I honestly can't remember ever having a wide receiver that jumped off the screen like Worthy. He jumps like JC as a freshman. What a breath of fresh air.

[Slacks 6791]

17 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I forgot about the Thompson thumb injury

 

which receiver steps up today and takes the pressure off worthy 

 

I hope to see KRob in space 

BiJesus needs 150 plus 

[TexasToast 728]

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

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[beer 3214]

I miss pancho chat

[MillerEP 30323]

Arch manning at the game today

[MillerEP 30323]

I miss pancho chat

You can join the discord

[beer 3214]

not the same [sad panda]

[Sgt Hulk 13635]

Damn all these assholes picking against Texas 

[Laxtonto 11926]

Corso just seems so lost every time I catch game day. Let the guy retire.

[MillerEP 30323]

Damn all these assholes picking against Texas 

On big noon only bag of dicks picked against us. They then made him admit it was only because he hates us.

[Zeus 5943]

Damn Brady Quinn with the reminder that Jordan Whittingham is out fuck lol

[Beantown Express 2.0 6531]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Damn all these assholes picking against Texas 

3 of the 4 on FOX picked TX.  Lone dissenter was Bag of Dicks Stoops.

[GSU&UT 1798]

Holy fuck I can't believe I have to watch Stoops root against us before kickoff.

[TexArcher 37448]

This is such a pivotal game for Sark.  If we win, we've got a legit chance to win out and get to the Big XII Championship game.  If we lose, we're 4-3 and everyone will be talking about how he's just the third bad hire in a row.

I think he understands the stakes and will come out calling ballsy plays like he did in the first half against OU.  I also think we're a significantly better team at home and we'll get it done.

Okie Lite - 31

Texas - 38

Let's fucking go...

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

3 of the 4 on FOX picked TX.  Lone dissenter was Bag of Dicks Stoops.

He's horrible at hiding his bias. 

[TexArcher 37448]

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Corso just seems so lost every time I catch game day. Let the guy retire.

2012 called in to voice its agreement.