[Game Thread] Texas vs. OkSU - 11am on FOX

[AUS-97HORN 11,814]

5 fucking drives where we didnt use Bijan at all are all just staring us in the face.

 

 I keep hearing all gas no breaks.... and i keep forgetting does he mean our offense  or their offense every fucking game. 

because we dont have anything on D anymore that can stop this shit from happeneing every game.

 

 

even if we manage to win this one, i still see at least 1 more infuriating Tom Herman esque loss this year. 

[ousux 5,601]

Jfc, 101 bottle almost empty and only have Tito's, some Tanqueray gin and various mixers left. My gameplanning sucks

[Stunns38 3,538]

Sarksoffense needs to wake the fuck up.  They suck in  the 2nd half 

If we lose, they will be squarely on Sark and Casey. The D has done enough for a W. I can bitch about the O line but they have done better than dogshit mostly.

[gmr548 16,600]

Sark game planning and offense is fucking trash in the second half of games. Does he know how to adjust after a team adjusts to him?

The answer thus far this year is no. I don’t think that’s about to change. But I don’t think today has been on play calling as much as mental errors.

[Sgt Hulk 13,831]

Second verse. Same as the first. 

[936horn 917]

Just now, David Dennison said:

This is not a good football team.

Anyone with two brain cells to rub together knew this before the season started. I still chuckle at the folks who thought this was a 9 or 10 win squad 

[D3zii 3,708]

 

Our offense in the 2nd half this season

 

[FOXHOUND 1,034]

1 minute ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

I know he’s trying really hard and bleeds Orange and yada yada yada, but Brockermeyer is just playing at 1/2 speed compared to everyone else. He has to be replaced 

If all of us can see it, why can't the coaches? 

Brock is too slow, and Schooler is soft.

[JOSEYWALES66 1,805]

I’m not calling for a switch but Casey has looked like shit today.  Similar to TCU. 

[Pam Cummings 9,654]

Just now, Hermanator said:

This team just pisses me off. It's embarrassing they kept spouting off "all gas no breaks" then the team is the exact opposite and blows big leads to inferior teams by playing weak and scared. 

Yes. Your motto cant be AGNB when you constantly blow leads.

[Bigbend1812 12,927]

Play 1 throw it Bijan, play 2 Run Bijan , play 3 Bijan 

[DFW Horn 6,152]

 

[Hermanator 7,133]

Brockermeyer is way too slow. Need to develop a replacement for him asap. The kid tries he just looks like he's running in mud when everyone else is on turf. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,831]

Bijan off tackle for 1

bijan up the middle for 3

casey incomplete pass over middle 

punt 

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

OL is complete shit

[naija 2,869]

for reference, that RB was on Brockmeyer's side

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,119]

Sarks play calling gets too simplified as the game progresses 

[Sawbonz 27,583]

2 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Shoulda just kept Herman.  This shit is no better

[Rockethorn1978 6,102]

Shocker putrid shit offense

[UTEE97 3,522]

1 minute ago, Atticus said:

We need some first downs first. Casey has to focus on moving the ball instead of looking for the big play

I bet we go for the long bomb in a 3rd and short down and don't convert. That's how stupid our play calling has been.

[AUS-97HORN 11,814]

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Yes. Your motto cant be AGNB when you constantly blow leads.

Tom Herman did it for 3 years.... we are continuing the tradition. 

[Longhornlove 4,874]

Fucking Block mother fuckers

[GreenspointTexas 9,663]

They are putting 8 in the box. Throw the fucking ball

[bad_teammate 13,224]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Bijan off tackle for 1

bijan up the middle for 3

casey incomplete pass over middle 

punt 

nostradamus over here

[Laxtonto 12,090]

No horse collar there?

[Rhinotx 500]

1 minute ago, FOXHOUND said:

If all of us can see it, why can't the coaches? 

Brock is too slow, and Schooler is soft.

It shows how little depth we have

[MillerEP 30,494]

I hope arch manning is too distracted by college girls at the game that he’s not paying attention to this shitshow

[Patrick Bateman 3,918]

We're getting nothing on first downs.  Behind the sticks a ton.

[Sleepygrad 1,029]

what the fuck kind of play call was that?

[Captainant 27,726]

What is this fucking play calling??? Where did our fucking offense go

[Basil 755]

Hey we’re going backwards again.

[TexasGolf 5,006]

What are we doing 

[28jcollins 53]

This is fine

[Coach pop a bitch 5,491]

Stupid stupid stupid play call. Wtf

[BoosterAndrews 113]

What the hell is going on??

[Bodowned 763]

Why the FUCK do we keep running to the left side of the line?

[alphahorn 1,637]

wow, just fucking wow. hard to know who to hate more Brock or the OL

[sith_horn 2,407]

Here comes the blitz.

[futureman 22,524]

lulz

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

This play calling is absolute shit.

[Bigbend1812 12,927]

That is an assy call

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

This playcalling continues to be fucking awful in the second half 

[4th&Five 41,586]

We’re done. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,486]

Why is Sark too stupid to use Rojo and K-Rob?

[GreenspointTexas 9,663]

Why the fuck are u running the ball against an 8 man front?????

[naija 2,869]

amazing. just amazing. 

[UTEE97 3,522]

Perhaps Bijan is gassed. We are not getting any yards on first down.

[EuroHorn 3,268]

We’re all gas at the start.  Then run out in the end 

[ztejas 43,528]

What the fuck are we doing?

[Laxtonto 12,090]

Wtf was that play?