[Game Thread] Texas vs. OkSU - 11am on FOX

[NAVY 7007]

This team will find a way to lose the bye week 

[Hornin04 262]

Another season where I've lost interest 5 games in. Never thought NFL would be more appealing than CFB as a Texas grad, but here we are.

[MotownHorn 1920]

Sark is maybe a decent coordinator but not head coach material 

Completely and total out coached 

[Texvet16 7]

Sorry not sorry ….fuck Sark !

[Sgt Hulk 14552]

Outside of X ans Bijan there isn’t a D1 player in this roster 

[TOR 6244]

Son of b1tch.  Sh1t.

[CooterBrown 18295]

Went from heisman candidate in first half to toilet bowl bottom of the half in the conference. I think I will give uptimes Texas football.

Wait until we’re battling Missouri and Vanderbilt for the bottom of the SEC.

[Captainant 28635]

Our team is forever mediocre. Fuck this noise. It has fucked sucked ass to be a Texas fan since 2010.

Fuck. 

[hookem48 4857]

1 minute ago, Gidnik said:

our offensive guru coach cant get more  than 100 yards in the second half.  cant get 1 yard on 3 plays with the best rb in cfb. its absolutely inexcusable and indefensible 

there's not a coach in the world that can do anything consistently good with this oline, it's a fucking miracle we were #1 in offense in the Big 12 coming in to this game.

[Coach pop a bitch 6046]

Reporter: What did you do to make a comeback? 

Gundy: gameplan was easy we knew Sark would choke

[Longhornlove 5247]

Time to root for the Astros 

[Rockethorn1978 6207]

Such a waste to watch bijan get dick the second half two weeks in a row.

[UDontKnow 10572]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

A team of gaping pussies Herman recruited for us. Awesome. Thanks Herb Hand for the dog shit line, too, you fat BBQ eating sloth. 

Not sure why Sarkisian didn't go Mel Tucker in the offseason with the portal. 

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1606]

Fucking garbage. Guy can’t pass for shit and we don’t load the box?  Pete K can suck a fat fucking sick and everyone on the online can fucking transfer. Fuck all of them.

[Atticus 4238]

4 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

Fuck Sark - two weeks in a row you piss down your leg. 

Casey played as poorly as I've seen in a long time. He's lost his decisiveness, and he's making poor reads even when he has time. The hand injury also seems to have sapped some of the poor arm strength he already had. He needs to sit until he gets healthy at the very least.

[GreenspointTexas 10041]

We just lost to Spencer Sanders

 

 

spencer

 

sanders

[naija 3066]

1st blown lead in back-to-back games in 18 years.

the trend of writing the wrong kind of history continues for the 3rd straight head coach

[Wild Bill 331]

6 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Well, I just got my Saturdays back.

No shit, me too!

 

[MotownHorn 1920]

We’re gonna go maybe 7-5 

Sark makes fucking Herman look good

Also Casey’s thumb was clearly bothering him in the 2nd half. He should not have been in 

[CowboyFred 1164]

1 minute ago, FOXHOUND said:

Aside from Bijan, Xavier, and Roschon we have no dogs on this team. We don't have anybody that can block worth a shit. Our LBs are slow, our CBs give 10 yard cushions and give QBs easy reads, and our Safeties are so far back they're in the locker room. 

We need to stop throwing screens where Worthy is the blocking WR he is fucking dogshit at blocking but I blame that more on the coaches

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Zero first downs after first drive in the 3rd? Is that correct?

[Eggo 4026]

[sith_horn 2578]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Casey lost us this game. Maybe pin it on Sark for not putting Card in but I don't know. Thompson has been beyond awful today. 

Card didn't deal well with pressure against Arkansas. But Casey hasn't really shown to do any better against similar pressure.

[UTEX_ME 4288]

Do yall feel anything? I surely don't, except I don't feel like watching this shit anymore. 

[millhouse 2773]

We're the fucking Houston Texans of college football now arnt we?

[Deej 78027]

Maybe next time we hire a coach with more than bitch tits and a cutesy slogan. 

[Bigbend1812 13104]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Alamo Bowl our ceiling now. Fuck everything. 

 

Maybe we can play Aggy.  

 

[SarksJuggs 1193]

Casey Thompson should’ve just stayed enrolled at OU, holy shit…

[Js1 87401]

There’s gonna be an ugly “Sark fall off the wagon” rumor started by a BMD soon enough. 

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

Maybe Sarks pants are too tight and he loses blood flow by half

[BachelorTrek 3390]

[Zeus 6904]

2 minutes ago, Horny04 said:

Another season where I've lost interest 5 games in. Never thought NFL would be more appealing than CFB as a Texas grad, but here we are.

Big12 is almost over bub next year it gets fun

[Slacks 7131]

2 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

Oh perfect - Card is a great practice player. 

Fuck it. Now that the season is over, let him take his beatings and get over it.

 

[Steelers Roll Left 1299]

The worst part is OSU didn’t look that good either

[coachherman'sgrill 2781]

Fucking wow. There is no leaders on this team

Absolutely none on defense or the sidelines

[Bigbend1812 13104]

Surly about to go offline due to toxic levels of Surliness. 

[UDontKnow 10572]

2 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

We’re gonna go maybe 7-5 

Sark makes fucking Herman look good

Also Casey’s thumb was clearly bothering him in the 2nd half. He should not have been in 

This. All of these posters saying Casey is god awful and the worst Texas QB ever should choke on Bob Stoops's bag of dicks.

[Stunns38 3816]

I haven’t been this pissed off in a LONG time. It’s like when you realize that your spouse isn’t the right person. This was a winnable game, despite the shit O line. Sark showed me a lot in a bad way. At least I get to spend my Saturdays without giving a fuck anymore this year.

[F250 29266]

This fucking season.

[MIkeHoncho 2125]

4 minutes ago, NAVY said:

This team will find a way to lose the bye week 

after taking a big lead in week 1. 

[Ghost of Shag 2732]

Where are all of the optimists?

IF we win out….

Fucking idiots.

[mchookem 16872]

this game broke surly

[UTEX_ME 4288]

I don't even know if I can be fan when we hit the SEC. It's gonna be fucking brutal. 

[Born to Run 6601]

he still deserves the Heisman 

Maybe if he cloned himself and somehow catapulted the non cloned version of himself over our shitty o line, but even that would be less impressive with 2/3 of our o line off frame getting abused.

[usmc0331horn 1003]

Why does Texas always hire the wrong guys?

[TOR 6244]

3 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Fucking garbage. Guy can’t pass for shit and we don’t load the box?  Pete K can suck a fat fucking sick and everyone on the online can fucking transfer. Fuck all of them.

Sark needs to change offices or chairs or something.  Maybe look up 'defense' in a dictionary.  Who knows.

[Hornin04 262]

Big12 is almost over bub next year it gets fun

Getting our shit pushed in by the SEC kind of fun? This team sucks

[Brothahorn 10100]

[hookem48 4857]

4 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

We’re gonna go maybe 7-5 

Sark makes fucking Herman look good

Also Casey’s thumb was clearly bothering him in the 2nd half. He should not have been in 

so he thinks with his thumb?

[Zeus 6904]

Just now, mchookem said:

this game broke surly

There was nothing left from the blowU "game"