Who could we realistically hire tomorrow if Sark was hypothetically fired?

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

Traylor?

[BigOrange1 6433]

today was awful (particularly because it was a carbon fucking copy of last week - just against a much shittier opponent) but we're never going to get anywhere if we keep changing coaches every 3-4 years.

[Blotto 23492]

8 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

today was awful (particularly because it was a carbon fucking copy of last week - just against a much shittier opponent) but we're never going to get anywhere if we keep changing hiring shitty coaches every 3-4 years.

Say Sark posts 3 straight 7-5 seasons...would you want to keep him around for 3 more years after that? 

[Beau Vine 54209]

Spavital should be available.

[David Dennison 18852]

Fickell.

[BigOrange1 6433]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Say Sark posts 3 straight 7-5 seasons...would you want to keep him around for 3 more years after that? 

of course not.

[naija 2854]

11 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

today was awful (particularly because it was a carbon fucking copy of last week - just against a much shittier opponent) but we're never going to get anywhere if we keep changing coaches every 3-4 years.

at this point, part of the lure might be to prove that any coach, even a bad coach is going to get an extended period of time (and be left alone) to fix things. I don't think our program is half-way as bad to coaches as other say but the narrative is out there (read any of the The Athletic articles that interviews coaches, agents etc about various programs) and we have to combat that.

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Dusty Baker?

[Ignatius 4017]

Urban Meyer should be available as early as tomorrow….

[UTEE97 3516]

Saban or bust!

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

The corpse of Bobby Bowden.  Couldn't be any worse.

[Kennythetiger 9376]

Urban Meyer. 

[Mo Horn 8831]

1 minute ago, Ignatius said:

Urban Meyer should be available as early as tomorrow….

Beat me to it.

[6th Street 6390]

Jon Gruden

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

Lol at the negs

[Doc.Pringles 52]

Sark isn't gone tomorrow. Let's be realistic.

We'll keep him on payroll for 3 years, despite him being a garbage HC.

Then we'll gamble with another HC rather than paying for stability, and continue our fade into mediocrity.

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

It would be nice to see a coach come in and coach his team above their talent level like we see other coaches do elsewhere.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12184]

Urban? He can finger fuck all the coeds he pleases here 

[FunkSoulBrother 931]

This guy

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

Purely hypothetical? Like if Sark were struck by lightning tomorrow?

At this point I would hire Kiffin for the memes. If we are going to suck the exact same way no matter who our coach is at least hire someone who will provide for hilarity off the field. 

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

Sark isn't gone tomorrow. Let's be realistic.
We'll keep him on payroll for 3 years, despite him being a garbage HC.
Then we'll gamble with another HC rather than paying for stability, and continue our fade into mediocrity.

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[Monahorns 34]

Not that Texas could hire him tomorrow.  But I have wanted Texas to hire Gundy for a while now.  Proven winner in the Big 12.  Main draw back is his record against OU.  But clearly better than any coach we have had in 15 years.

[Underdog 28592]

Piglet(Stoops) out of Lexington.  

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

30 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Traylor?

Nice cheap gamble 

[4th&Five 41521]

We’d never take the chance here but Traylor will be somewhere in 5 years making us regret not doing it when we could. 

[ousux 5597]

Write off this year, see what happens next.

Yes, I know that doesnt appease the people who want heads to roll right away, but changing coaches every 3-4 years is not a recipe for success. If you think it is, please provide examples..I'll hang up and listen.

Oh, and I'm drunk just like the rest of you degenerates, took me two minutes to type this up without looking like a fucking retard.

[ousux 5597]

Not that Texas could hire him tomorrow.  But I have wanted Texas to hire Gundy for a while now.  Proven winner in the Big 12.  Main draw back is his record against OU.  But clearly better than any coach we have had in 15 years.

His teams always fade when it really matters, hard pass.

Next?

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

All of our problems are fixable. Sark by the worst is a decent coach and we have a solid staff. Firing him before we enter the SEC would be stupid and set us back yet again. Delete this thread

[Surly Bevo 24908]

14 minutes ago, ousux said:

Yes, I know that doesnt appease the people who want heads to roll right away, but changing coaches every 3-4 years is not a recipe for success. If you think it is, please provide examples..I'll hang up and listen.

Gary Gibbs -> Howard Schnellenberger ->John Blake ->Bob Stoops

Fuck it hurt me to type that.

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

It’s time for us fans to just move on and not live and breathe this shit, it’s not healthy. Just find other shit to do on Saturday’s stay off your phone and enjoy the weather/family whatever. Embrace the apathy and it’ll make your weekends more enjoyable. 

[Funky Winkerbean 9]

Mack Brown

[bschoolprof 6252]

Maybe we should have just kept turtle tom.  

[Guest]

I say that at this point, maybe it ain't them, it's us. 

[RGBIII 22838]

44 minutes ago, Monahorns said:

Not that Texas could hire him tomorrow.  But I have wanted Texas to hire Gundy for a while now.  Proven winner in the Big 12.  Main draw back is his record against OU.  But clearly better than any coach we have had in 15 years.

We aren’t going to be in the Big 12 anymore lol 

[TwiceHorn 31443]

7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Gary Gibbs -> Howard Schnellenberger ->John Blake ->Bob Stoops

Fuck it hurt me to type that.

Also Alabama. It doesn't work until it does. 

[MrBig 5393]

Jimmy Johnson. Pay him $100M and give him the keys to do whatever the fuck he wants now that NIL is legal. His motivation to overshadow Jerry and the Boys as the most successful program in Texas is all the motivation he needs.

Pure fantasy and will never happen but it’s funny to think about. 

[ousux 5597]

Gary Gibbs -> Howard Schnellenberger ->John Blake ->Bob Stoops
Fuck it hurt me to type that.

So who's the next cockgobbler out there without actually being THE cockgobbler who's more than happy spending his retirement stuttering in front of tv cameras?

Just like when Sark was hired last year, there are no realistic, surefire homerun hires available..and if there were they would turn down a program willing to fire a coach after one season.

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

I literally said “we should have just kept Herman and ash one more year”..

 

and I meant it. Fuck you sark.

[Lucid 3]

I believe Art Briles is available.

[dcar00 14160]

maybe Aranda.  agree that baby stoops is probably going to end up being a good coach.

I'd still go get Fickell.

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

Holy fuck this thread.  Shut down the whole football board 

[Longhornlove 4813]

Realistically, no one, he ain't getting fired tomorrow.

[CHIEF 5079]

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Traylor?

That's who I wanted before the Urban fiasco. Still think Sark is an elite QB, OL, and DC from being a CFP team. At this point, Texas just needs to stick with someone and ride it out. This team's biggest problem is playing in 2-3 different schemes, and a mishmash of players not recruited for the present scheme. The last two losses are teams with inferior talent but coaching continuity. 

CHIEF

[chemHORN 1239]

Hire me.  I saw OSU's plays coming from a mile away.  

[utee94 15811]

6 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Realistically, no one, he ain't getting fired tomorrow.

Obviously not.  But we can dream.

[lilMAC25 3792]

49 minutes ago, ousux said:

Write off this year, see what happens next.

Yes, I know that doesnt appease the people who want heads to roll right away, but changing coaches every 3-4 years is not a recipe for success. If you think it is, please provide examples..I'll hang up and listen.

Oh, and I'm drunk just like the rest of you degenerates, took me two minutes to type this up without looking like a fucking retard.

Well, since everyone likes to claim BUT WHAT ABOUT SABAN for Herman and then Sarkisian’s records… 

 

BUT WHAT ABOUT BAMA. They went through something like  5 in 20 years before landing Saban.

Edited October 16, 2021 by lilMAC25

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

Our end of year win total

[dcar00 14160]

1 hour ago, BigOrange1 said:

today was awful (particularly because it was a carbon fucking copy of last week - just against a much shittier opponent) but we're never going to get anywhere if we keep changing coaches every 3-4 years.

I submit to you

Mike Dubose, Dennis Franchione, Mike Shula........Nick Saban

[BigOrange1 6433]

5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I submit to you

Mike Dubose, Dennis Franchione, Mike Shula........Nick Saban

if you get to use the outlier as an example i can easily reply with the tired example of saban going 6-6 his first year at bama.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

At this point I am ready to hire Matthew McConaughey and just tell him to act like a head coach. I bet his second half adjustments couldn’t be any worse.