No thread about those missionaries kidnapped in Haiti?

[Brothahorn 10,087]

https://www.10tv.com/mobile/article/news/local/ohio/ohio-missionary-group-press-conference-kidnapped-missionaries-return-home-from-haiti/530-5cc9107f-8867-4987-858e-ad708968a3c6

Church agency: Captive missionaries made daring escape from Haiti kidnappers
OHIO, USA — Captive missionaries in Haiti found freedom last week by making a daring overnight escape, eluding their kidnappers and walking for miles over difficult, moonlit terrain with an infant and other children in tow, according to Christian Aid Ministries. 
Officials with the Ohio-based agency detailed their journey to safety in a press conference Monday.
A total of 17 people from the missionary group — 12 adults and five minors — were abducted Oct. 16 shortly after visiting an orphanage in Ganthier, in the Croix-des-Bouquets area, where they verified it had received aid from CAM and played with the children, CAM has said. 
The group included 16 Americans and one Canadian.
Their captors from the 400 Mawozo gang initially demanded millions of dollars in ransom. Five other captives had earlier reached freedom. It is still unclear if any ransom was paid.
The 12 who fled last week carried the infant and 3-year-old, wrapping the baby to protect her from the briars and brambles, said CAM spokesman Weston Showalter.
“After a number of hours of walking, day began to dawn and they eventually found someone who helped to make a phone call for help,” he said, his voice beginning to choke. “They were finally free.”

Kidnapped? Those inbreds should have been kicked out.

[Ten Bears 2,481]

After a few weeks of being proselytized to the kidnappers probably left the door unlocked and hauled ass.

[Steel Shank 9,425]

On 12/20/2021 at 11:16 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

https://www.10tv.com/mobile/article/news/local/ohio/ohio-missionary-group-press-conference-kidnapped-missionaries-return-home-from-haiti/530-5cc9107f-8867-4987-858e-ad708968a3c6

A good number of these chicks are in my fucking wheelhouse!

[El Diablo 4,232]

26 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

A good number of these chicks are in my fucking wheelhouse!

The ones with teats? 

[NorthLoop 14,203]

So they just slipped out undetected with a baby and toddler in tow? And a bunch of women? 

 

smells like bullshit. 

[Lhorn 4,913]

22 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

A good number of these chicks are in my fucking wheelhouse!

You’ve got a weird fucking wheelhouse. 

[TornACL 7,698]

What. The. Fuck. is up with that one lady's neck.

[staboner 4,969]

thats some east german swim team neck action there

[Steel Shank 9,425]

You’ve got a weird fucking wheelhouse. 

Get in line.

[Shoxthemonkey 1,981]

2 hours ago, TornACL said:

What. The. Fuck. is up with that one lady's neck.

They pixilated her gang tats. I imagine the captors got tired of hearing the Doxology at all hours.