***NEW MOTOR with 100k GM WARRANTY*** AVALANCHE LTZ*** NEW INTERIOR, BRAKES, TIRES, MORE!***

[Elvis 3371]

https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/d/round-rock-new-motor-avalanche-ltznew/7397237713.html

 

NEW MOTOR! 3yr/100k WARRANTY! NEW INTERIOR! NEW TIRES & BRAKES! 35k on transmission. Runs and looks like new. Cold AC. I still get compliments from strangers every day in this Avalanche LTZ 4WD! 255k chasis miles. Hood paint has failed and some hail damage (easily and cheaply repaired). This is not a work beater. This is a desiarable model of truck that is ready to give another 15 years of service. I'm tempted to store it for a few years until my son is old enough to drive. You won't find a better Avalanche!

 

 

[immamac 42857]

What happened to OG motor? 

[Chewbacca 7780]

$20k for a 15 year old Avalanche with 254k?  Surely the used market is not THAT out of whack these days.  Traded in a 2009 Tahoe with half the miles 5 years ago for $14k.

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

So the motor and trans have already died and been replaced. Sounds great. 
 

also:

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Sam Lin 3559]

6 hours ago, Elvis said:

I still get compliments from strangers every day in this Avalanche LTZ 4WD!

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No one is complimenting random strangers on an Avalanche, certainly not daily.

[Elvis 3371]

It’s true. 

[fattyflattie 4639]

On 10/22/2021 at 1:20 PM, Chewbacca said:

$20k for a 15 year old Avalanche with 254k?  Surely the used market is not THAT out of whack these days.  Traded in a 2009 Tahoe with half the miles 5 years ago for $14k.

I’ve been seeing 80k pickups sold after a year of hotshotting and 90k miles for low to mid 70’s.   They’ve got used 3/4 tons in Houston’s going for above original sticker.  Nothing to add about OPs avalanche, but the market is proper fucked on trucks, in Texas anyhow.  Bad time to actually “need” one. 

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

On 10/22/2021 at 1:20 PM, Chewbacca said:

$20k for a 15 year old Avalanche with 254k?  Surely the used market is not THAT out of whack these days.  Traded in a 2009 Tahoe with half the miles 5 years ago for $14k.

New motor, new trans, new interior. 
 

No idea how those things change the value of the vehicle though. 

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

22 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I’ve been seeing 80k pickups sold after a year of hotshotting and 90k miles for low to mid 70’s.   They’ve got used 3/4 tons in Houston’s going for above original sticker.  Nothing to add about OPs avalanche, but the market is proper fucked on trucks, in Texas anyhow.  Bad time to actually “need” one. 

Read this and went to NADA to see what it thinks about my 4 year old 3/4 ton truck. It thinks current retail is about 20k more than I bought it for 16 months ago.   But it’s paper equity that will drop as soon as inventory replenishes.  

[fattyflattie 4639]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Read this and went to NADA to see what it thinks about my 4 year old 3/4 ton truck. It thinks current retail is about 20k more than I bought it for 16 months ago.   But it’s paper equity that will drop as soon as inventory replenishes.  

Dude at work just got 16k more than he paid for a lariat 250.   Crazy times indeed. 

[Mother mopar 3319]

What happened to OG motor? 

Curious about this as well.

[Chewbacca 7780]

On 10/23/2021 at 2:13 PM, fattyflattie said:

I’ve been seeing 80k pickups sold after a year of hotshotting and 90k miles for low to mid 70’s.   They’ve got used 3/4 tons in Houston’s going for above original sticker.  Nothing to add about OPs avalanche, but the market is proper fucked on trucks, in Texas anyhow.  Bad time to actually “need” one. 

Out of curiosity, I looked to see what 2007 Avalanches are going for.  You can get one with ~100k miles for 10-15k all day long.

[royiv 9323]

On 10/22/2021 at 4:04 PM, Sam Lin said:

Idontbelieveyou.gif

No one is complimenting random strangers on an Avalanche, certainly not daily.

Landscapers love it!

[4th&Five 41558]

How many times have you and your wife fucked in that thing?

[Prepuce of Doom 21075]

6 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

How many times have you and your wife fucked in that thing?

Two interiors worth. 

Edited October 28, 2021 by Prepuce of Doom

[Bevo&Pevo 5173]

what's hiding in the garage with the hood up?

[CooterBrown 18014]

I’ve never understood the Avalanche. Is it a truck or a full size El Camino?

[Sam Lin 3559]

Yes.

[Mother mopar 3319]

I’ve never understood the Avalanche. Is it a truck or a full size El Camino?

It's the mullet of trucks.

[Elvis 3371]

On 10/22/2021 at 10:08 AM, immamac said:

What happened to OG motor? 

3 or 4 cylinders wouldn't hold compression.  Rebuild may not have been successful, so not work the risk.  That's what they said.  

 

That lid in the garage is a Carrera S.

[Underdog 28688]

On 10/23/2021 at 4:32 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

 new trans

So it’s a stick shift now? 

[FloridaHorn 4755]

On 10/23/2021 at 6:52 PM, fattyflattie said:

Dude at work just got 16k more than he paid for a lariat 250.   Crazy times indeed. 

I traded the wife’s 2020Armada Platinum with 23K miles for $6000 over its original invoice. 

[JohnnyRage 1617]

On 10/22/2021 at 10:08 AM, immamac said:

What happened to OG motor? 

Labia Replacement

[NoRagrets 1125]

Whoever buys this thing is in for a surprise if they ever have a black light near the interior. 

[KYHorn 17074]

I'll give you $20 to let me lick the passenger seat. 

[RollLeft 5045]

how much cocaine does it come with?

[Incredulity 11675]

All of it

[Elvis 3371]

We’llI guess I’ll hold it.  Son is hitting all the standards for a truck at 15-16.  
 

1. Straight A’s

2.  First chair

3. Starter LB and TE

4.  Girlfriend…….he’s working on it

 

he’s a stud 

 

 

Edited April 21, 2022 by Elvis