Thread of intentionally stupid questions

[immamac 43555]

Are sea horses related to real horses? 

[Guest Lobo]

No, but they are excellent at water polo 

[RPM 26426]

Should I send my daughter to Baylor?

[NAVY 6834]

Do all those bags of dicks enjoy being eaten by Bob Stoops?

[Helobious 9503]

Is burnt ends a waste of money since our tight ends fucking suck? 

[OrangEngr 1035]

Does south Austin’s mom take Venmo?

[crash_davis 23154]

If a guy sucks his own dick, is he gay?

[AUS-97HORN 11874]

if a guy graduated from Aggy, then started a UT-centric sports website... does that make the Aggy a traitor?

[futureman 22565]

3 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

Does south Austin’s mom take Venmo?

she charges you? lulz. 

[Underdog 28868]

Is the McRib made of real ribs?  

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Is our OL going to be good next year?

[CooterBrown 18089]

Is immamac the bastard child of Jerry Garcia?

[MrBig 5507]

Would the SEZ still be empty if it existed during the 2005 season?

[ROFL BOX 6649]

12 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

Does south Austin’s mom take Venmo?

Is "Venmo" Italian for "the D"?

[Droopy 2634]

Is it piss or what?

[52-80 19277]

Is winning hard?

[ROFL BOX 6649]

Who came up with the idea that aggy should be filling up a jizz jar & why did others think this was a good idea & why do they continue to do this?

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[Steamboat1874 4152]

Why is there air?

[TKthunder2 5016]

How does one think they are turning Japanese? Wouldn’t you know?

[Dennis Taylor 19029]

Big gulps, huh?

[closetohumping 17547]

We all know that Custard won the battle of Little Big horn.  But, what if he actually didn't?

[closetohumping 17547]

7 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Big gulps, huh?

[General Specific 3342]

How does one think they are turning Japanese? Wouldn’t you know?

[stc 1467]

when someone posts an explanation to an obvious reference, does that mean they think they're the only one who understood the joke and that everyone else needs help making the connection? 

Edited October 28, 2021 by stc

[Steel Shank 9439]

You guys playing cards?

[Dennis Taylor 19029]

41 minutes ago, stc said:

when someone posts an explanation to an obvious reference, does that mean they think they're the only one who understood the joke and that everyone else needs help making the connection? 

Do you think so, Doctor?

[TrashMaster G 17719]

4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

We all know that Custard won the battle of Little Big horn.  But, what if he actually didn't?

Custard?

[Guest Lobo]

Should I open up a dessert-themed food truck called "Custard's Last Stand" ??

[Kennythetiger 9496]

4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

We all know that Custard won the battle of Little Big horn.  But, what if he actually didn't?

Where did all of these fucking Indians come from?  

[deadshank 24653]

On 10/24/2021 at 7:49 AM, Underdog said:

Is the McRib made of real ribs?  

its made from the ribs of Irishmen

[deadshank 24653]

16 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Where did all of these fucking Indians come from?  

That is a great joke.

[Trey3216 15380]

On 10/24/2021 at 7:49 AM, Underdog said:

Is the McRib made of real ribs?  

Well, that and a set of testicles  

[Underdog 28868]

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

Well, that and a set of testicles  

Go on...

[closetohumping 17547]

8 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Well, that and a set of testicles  

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['stache 21900]

Is masturbation gay? You're giving a dude a handjob. Sounds pretty gay.

[jeevsie 3740]

Orange Whip?

[Bevo&Pevo 5387]

Which end of the banana is the proper end to peel from?

[RPM 26426]

9 hours ago, deadshank said:

its made from the ribs of Irishmen

[nnm 36842]

21 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

How does one think they are turning Japanese? Wouldn’t you know?

I tried to find a gif of a person turning Japanese (the song is about masturbation), showing the tightly closed eyes that inspired the song, but man the gifs that result from any combination of those searches are only appropriate for IPIHB, and probably not even there. I think I have to destroy my iPad now. 

[Wiler77 1584]

There are no stupid questions.  Just stupid people that ask questions.

[Incredulity 11686]

how many joints are in a lid?

[Guest Lobo]

Are you a cop?

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

Are we back yet?

[jeevsie 3740]

How'd you get the beans above the frank?

[Bullneck 19315]

On 10/24/2021 at 10:03 AM, ROFL BOX said:

Is "Venmo" Italian for "the D"?

Actually, that's "cazzo."

[futureman 22565]

On 10/28/2021 at 10:41 AM, closetohumping said:

We all know that Custard won the battle of Little Big horn.  But, what if he actually didn't?

you butchered it. rewatch the movie, dipshit. 

[RPM 26426]

Should we give Sark a 3 year extension?

[Longhornstampede 3192]

How many lights should I put on my Christmas tree?

[Longboard Horn 40845]

5 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

How many lights should I put on my Christmas tree?

Enough for the whole neighborhood to pay $50 to look at them. 

[TexArcher 38409]

Hot enough for ya?!