Mark Mangino is fucking fat as fucking fuck

[Katfid54 9005]

Earlier this offseason, Herman tried to hire Noel Mazzone as an offensive analyst.  But Sumlin took Mazzone with him to Zona, and I never heard/saw any announcement of someone similar to Mazzone being brought in.

Why hasn't Herman looked at bringing in Mangino to fill the same function?  Mangino always had excellent offenses and was a gifted play-designer and play-caller (better than Mazzone).  He was also the coach at KU when Tim Beck was co-OC, where Beck (and Ed Warriner) had arguably their most success as coordinators.  Why not hire him to come in, break down film, scheme Xs & Os with the coaches, and call plays from the box on Saturdays?

 

Obligatory:

[Surly Bevo 25748]

Not a big enough towel budget?

[BurntOrangeCrush 1028]

Well I heard he kinda blew up after a visit to Chinatown somewhere out in California. Cannot confirm.

[Beau Vine 55866]

^^^^

Can confirm:

[Machinator 32103]

After his stint at Iowa State, I'm not sure coaches want any part of him.

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/for-petes-sake/article45776820.html

[Whitman 694]

County Line on The Lake is paying Herman to not hire him.  

[Tex Pete 21488]

Our doors aren't wide enough.

Plus, the extra weight in the press box would cause the west upper deck to collapse like Kyle Field.

 

[mr. sunshine 2859]

I like this thread title. It shows ‘fat fuck’ can be used as a term of endearment, maybe even respect. Or it can be used to describe Bert Beliema

[Stella Link 535]

May be a good coach, but he's a walking cardiac arrest....

[MAUFRAIS 6740]

Dollar signs

[Katfid54 9005]

7 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

May be a good coach, but he's a walking cardiac arrest....

Still better than Tim Beck, who is basically just a fence post with a face drawn on.

[Stella Link 535]

Mangino took his pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said "Sorry, we don't do curtains".

A family member took a photo of Mangino last Christmas and the print is still printing.

Q:  How do you get Mangino to lose weight?    A:  You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.

When Mangino stepped on the scale, it read: "To Be Continued"

Q:  How do you squeeze Mangino into a Volkswagen Beetle?   A:  Piece of cake.

Mangino is so fat, when he fell down the stairs and tried to get up, he rocked himself to sleep.

Brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever.

Q:  Why does Mangino wear a helmet every time he eats?  A:  He's on a crash diet.

When Mangino stepped on the scale, it said "Bitch, I didn't ask for your phone number"...

Mangino is so fat, when he sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPad...

Mangino got baptized at Sea World

 

 

[Deej 77826]

Lost any chance at him when the Gatti's buffet on MLK closed. Gatti's dodged a bullet.

Edited May 16, 2018 by Deej

[RexWilson 1502]

[Pato del Muerto 53502]

He’s still alive?  That’s more unlikely than a Kansas bcs bowl win. 

[futureman 22700]

I’ve always been on board with that fat fuck.  he won a BCS bowl at kansas.  kansas.  would be ecstatic if herman brought him in.  

[UDontKnow 10572]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’ve always been on board with that fat fuck.  he won a BCS bowl at kansas.  kansas.  would be ecstatic if herman brought him in.  

Aye. But it certainly helped that Kansas missed out on playing Texas and Oklahoma that season. That was some Todd Reesing magic and who remembered that Tim Beck was the WR coach of that team?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Kansas_Jayhawks_football_team

[Ricky Butler 2809]

Ok Mark, we've gone over this. The watered down eggs are supposed to be PUNISHMENT for the players.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8984]

surprised he hasnt latched on anywhere. Usually failing coordinators or coaches always have job security 

[futureman 22700]

12 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

surprised he hasnt latched on anywhere. Usually failing coordinators or coaches always have job security 

whoa.  he didn’t fail as a coach.  he was a victim of millennial fragility. 

[Jhawk 1075]

44 minutes ago, RexWilson said:

There's more fans in this picture than there were at all of our home games combined last year.

[DougO 5265]

42 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’ve always been on board with that fat fuck.  he won a BCS bowl at kansas.  kansas.  would be ecstatic if herman brought him in.  

They better bring him in before they close off the end zone or he won't be able to get in.

['stache 22143]

3 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

I like this thread title. It shows ‘fat fuck’ can be used as a term of endearment, maybe even respect. Or it can be used to describe Bert Beliema

Bert's not a fat fuck.  He's a fat fucking retard.

[qwertyu1234 497]

2 hours ago, RexWilson said:

the good old days

[freyguy 4368]

This is a fucking dumb idea.  Keep brainstorming though.

[futureman 22700]

26 minutes ago, freyguy said:

This is a fucking dumb idea.  Keep brainstorming though.

not dumb.  he’s got a great mind for offensive football.  dwarfs our OC in terms of knowledge and capability.

[Machinator 32103]

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

dwarfs our OC in terms of knowledge and capability.

And in many more literal aspects as well.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

5 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Earlier this offseason, Herman tried to hire Noel Mazzone as an offensive analyst.  But Sumlin took Mazzone with him to Zona, and I never heard/saw any announcement of someone similar to Mazzone being brought in.

Why hasn't Herman looked at bringing in Mangino to fill the same function?  Mangino always had excellent offenses and was a gifted play-designer and play-caller (better than Mazzone).  He was also the coach at KU when Tim Beck was co-OC, where Beck (and Ed Warriner) had arguably their most success as coordinators.  Why not hire him to come in, break down film, scheme Xs & Os with the coaches, and call plays from the box on Saturdays?

 

Obligatory:

For once, I'm grateful you left out a gif.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

 

Unfortunately, I then remembered this  from my youth.

[ABSR 5370]

5 hours ago, Whitman said:

County Line on The Lake is paying Herman to not hire him.  

So they have an all you can eat buffet?

[Napoleon 8832]

3 hours ago, RexWilson said:

This t-shirt was seen at the Erwin Center nearly every home game during the Jody Conradt era.

[Jkwellborn 7036]

dwarfs our OC in terms of knowledge and capability.

That’s not saying a lot. So does the Heisman setting on NCAA 09.

[Jhawk 1075]

13 hours ago, futureman said:

not dumb.  he’s got a great mind for offensive football.  dwarfs our OC in terms of knowledge and capability.

He dwarfs the entire offensive line.

True story, my friend used to be the KUFB writer for the school paper during the mangino era.  He was tasked to interview mangino about obesity on the offensive line.  My friend at this point in his college career had gained about 75 pounds so it was going to be awkward for everyone.  Mangino cancelled, much to my buddy's relief, about 2 hours before the interview.  Story never ran.  That would have been a fun interview.

[CurlyDumps 4659]

18 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

 

Obligatory:

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[Katfid54 9005]

[Wally Fairway 5675]

17 hours ago, RexWilson said:

Nice photoshop

(KU winning a game - riiiiight)

[Steamboat1874 4345]

No OC would have made our offense look good last year.

Better players, as in, linemen, RB's and QB play will make Beck look a whole lot better.

Edited May 17, 2018 by Steamboat1874

[BearSchlong 8240]

First thing I thought of when I clicked on this link was "oooooh, a fat guy got even fatter?? He must be really fat.  Let me click this link and how much fatter he is now"

Then it devolved into a football thread. I has dissapoint.

[Jhawk 1075]

He actually posted a pic of him and family on twitter the other day.  He's probably dropped about 50 pounds.  

[Roofle 310]

5 minutes ago, Jhawk said:

He actually posted a pic of him and family on twitter the other day.  He's probably dropped about 50 pounds.  

There's no way 50 on him is even remotely noticeable.

[Jhawk 1075]

Think he slimmed down from a size 68 waist to 67.75".

[Revolution512 1518]

I’d love to see him try to run with the players

[Lhorn 5094]

We aint' got enough food?

I'd love to have Mangino as some sort of a consultant for the offense.  This guy knows about two things: fried food and scoring points.

[Longboard Horn 41353]

I believe Al Bundy said it best: “1,2,3,4 you’re gonna fall through the floor!”

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

12 hours ago, Jhawk said:

He actually posted a pic of him and family on twitter the other day.  He's probably dropped about 50 pounds.  

So he had just taken a shit.  Big deal.  

[kopp0e 1135]

On 5/16/2018 at 7:09 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s still alive?  That’s more unlikely than a Kansas bcs bowl win. 

Maybe he is just dieting well right now... It could pay off with the chicks for him...

[El Diablo 4232]

On 5/16/2018 at 7:46 PM, futureman said:

whoa.  he didn’t fail as a coach.  he was a victim of millennial fragility. 

He tried to eat one of his players.

And at ISU he didn't recognize the QB talent that was Joel Lanning.

[Leanderman 2367]

A few years ago while he was their coach, he ranted on a post game interview about the refs gave us the game because we were Texas. I am sure a lot of folks have a long memory about that tirade. 

[n64ra 1150]

3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

A few years ago while he was their coach, he ranted on a post game interview about the refs gave us the game because we were Texas. I am sure a lot of folks have a long memory about that tirade. 

2004. Texas barely won.

[Nightfly 61]

1 hour ago, n64ra said:

2004. Texas barely won.

That was the "You know what this is about? Dollar signs" postgame comment that I believe Mangenious got fined for.