ummm...hmmm

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

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Manchester United legend Paul Scholes was mocked on social media after his daughter filmed her dad chewing her toenails. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10125339/Manchester-United-star-Paul-Scholes-mocked-daughter-posts-video-showing-chewing-TOENAILS.html

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

I feel like you have accountability to surly shitheads to never share shit like this. I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.

[Wally Fairway 5559]

Even Rex Ryan say What The Actual Fuck is going on 

 

 

also - the pictures that make you say holey shit thread is that way ------>>>

Edited October 26, 2021 by Wally Fairway

[Upgrayedd 5814]

8 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

1,x

[Incredulity 11675]

[Sbbruin 21860]

[midtown 3346]

Uh..I'd chew her toe nails and ass all day

[mdmost 43004]

['stache 21819]

[TrashMaster G 17559]

Odds that that's ALL he's done with her????

[Trey3216 15347]

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Odds that that's ALL he's done with her????

[Brisketexan 105154]

Oh, I'm sorry -- I thought we were in the nest, in the trust tree....are we not?

[davidg 4038]

Must have lost his toe knife?

[freyguy 4278]

maybe it's his step daughter?

[Trey3216 15347]

7 minutes ago, freyguy said:

maybe it's his step daughter?

She must've been stuck in the dryer  

[tfoolry 8218]

Could be a scene from a Tarantino movie.  
 

 

[freyguy 4278]

6 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

She must've been stuck in the dryer  

Edited October 26, 2021 by freyguy

[Kel Varnsen 8539]

I wonder if he trims her bush similarly

[Bevo&Pevo 5204]

13 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Could be a scene from a Tarantino movie.  
 

 

That's what I call a show!

[Upgrayedd 5814]

[elfenix 34307]

i just... i don't.. what?

[SHOOTER12 8810]

2 hours ago, midtown said:

Uh..I'd chew her toe nails and ass all day

So obviously would her dad.

[Pato del Muerto 52522]

Best part is, once you get a good one you can pick your teeth with it. 
 

also in no universe does this subject belong in lulz

[Incredulity 11675]

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

Could be a scene from a Tarantino movie.  
 

 

Well, you see Salma Hayek is pouring liquor down her thigh and to your mouth here...

 

a bit different than biting the fucking toenails off YOUR DAUGHTERS feet.

 

The Hayek GIF is probably the only way I would go full Rex Ryan.

 

 

[Trey3216 15347]

1 hour ago, Upgrayedd said:

Rude

[Pescado_Rojo 19421]

I mean, I'D chew her toes if that's what she's into...but I'm not her dad. 

[Ghost of LL 15539]

I don't know on what board this would belong, but I'm not sure "lulz" is it.

[Prepuce of Doom 21079]

3 hours ago, davidg said:

Must have lost his toe knife?

Check next to the poop knife. 

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

Paul Scholes scores …. toes ?  
 

Not quite the same ring.

[nnm 36433]

1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

I don't know on what board this would belong, but I'm not sure "lulz" is it.

I’ve gotten plenty of lulz from this thread. Well done surlyites. 
We need a “WTF” reaction button. @immamac  

[Brisketexan 105154]

I don't know on what board this would belong, but I'm not sure "lulz" is it.

Food and Travel?

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

4 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

 

I mean she's rude and hot, but did nobody notice that she's got a fucking palm tree growing out of her head?

 

[SHOOTER12 8810]

2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

I don't know on what board this would belong, but I'm not sure "lulz" is it.

Well, we don't have a "gags" forum yet.

[Henry Hill 3156]

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Edited October 27, 2021 by Henry Hill

[Henry Hill 3156]

6 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10125339/Manchester-United-star-Paul-Scholes-mocked-daughter-posts-video-showing-chewing-TOENAILS.html

[futureman 22477]

10 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10125339/Manchester-United-star-Paul-Scholes-mocked-daughter-posts-video-showing-chewing-TOENAILS.html

that guy fucks. 

[Incredulity 11675]

7 hours ago, futureman said:

that guy fucks his daughter. 

fify

[TrashMaster G 17559]

16 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Best part is, once you get a good one you can pick your teeth with it. 
 

also in no universe does this subject belong in lulz

 

15 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

I don't know on what board this would belong, but I'm not sure "lulz" is it.

Until we have a forum titled "Ewwww", I think this one is the best fit.

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

 

Moar pics of daughter please, preferably without the dad. Thanks.

 

[Hate 20112]

I'll never get the foot fetish thing.  To me feet are pretty damn gross.  To each their own, but WTF???? Your daughter?  That's fucked up on every single level.  I feel pretty comfortable being judgemental on this one.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10301]

[Davis Lane 5586]

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Moar pics of daughter please, preferably without the dad. Thanks.

 

[fattyflattie 4639]

19 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I mean she's rude and hot, but did nobody notice that she's got a fucking palm tree growing out of her head?

 

I did not.  Still wood. 

[Txslnghrns 1354]

That left big toe looks necrotic.


Ol’ boy working that left toe……

[El Diablo 4232]

On 10/27/2021 at 12:28 AM, futureman said:

that guy fucks. 

Gnaw, man. Gnaw. He'll gnaw.

Edited October 28, 2021 by El Diablo

[markstanco 12577]

“That’s hot”

~zork

[bernorange 8362]

On 10/26/2021 at 3:35 PM, tfoolry said:

Could be a scene from a Tarantino movie.  

Wrong scene/movie.  Should be Pulp Fiction where dude is clueless the giving a foot massage to the boss' lady was wrong.

[Doze 1322]

[SHOOTER12 8810]

On 10/28/2021 at 12:52 AM, Txslnghrns said:

That left big toe looks necrotic.


Ol’ boy working that left toe……

Back in my younger days back when I would jump any woman with a pulse, the sight of that nasty ass foot would have me running for cover.

[Bullneck 19168]

On 10/26/2021 at 8:46 PM, nnm said:

I’ve gotten plenty of lulz from this thread. Well done surlyites. 
We need a “WTF” reaction button. @immamac  

Either that or "That's just wrong"